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A/N - Welcome to the show! I just started to realise how very little time I spend on the computer. I've been writing allot on my laptop lately but unfortunately it doesn't have internet. Anyway... TIME TO FINE OUT a) What was in the bag? and b) What's going to happen to Zhang He? YAY! I write short chapters... en joy the show...
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TERRORIZED
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CHAPTER II
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"Say uncle!"
"Uh uh!"
"SAY IT!"
Lu Xun pined Gan Ning to the ground using his newly discovered Judo skills. He glared at the older boy. "I swear, if you don't say it I'll snap your arm clean off."
Gan Ning chucked. "Actually that wouldn't be very clean. There'd be blood and crap all over you nice clean... OW! OW! OW! OW! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
Lu Xun let go but remained in his comfortable cross-legged position on Gan Ning's back. "Are you going to tell me what's in the bag? Or should I go find out."
Gan Ning shrugged. "Sure, I'll tell you."
Lu Xun frowned. "That's very unlike you to give up so easily... WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!" The boy grabbed his arm again.
"OW! What are you trying to do! RIP MY ARM OFF!"
"If it comes down to it... YES!"
Gan Ning groaned. "If you do that then I'll bleed to death and we'll never get to use what's in the bag."
"THENJ UST TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BAG!"
"Fine!" Gan Ning gave up, there was just no arguing with a boy who had the temper of a hormonal girl during 'that time of the month'. "It's... Okay... there's... DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A LIST!"
Lu Xun glared, 'evil glare of the squeaky bunny toy'. "If urgently required... yes."
"Okay... so... there's some silk ropes, flavored lube, an assortment of dildo's of all different colors and sizes, a cock ring, a..."
"GAN NING!"
Gan Ning looked up, which was a very hard thing to do from his position, to see Lu Xun's blushing red face. "You wanted the list."
"W-w-what are we going t-to use that for?" The boy stammered, turning an odd shade of pinkish-red.
Gan Ning smirked. "It's my birthday coming up, remember?"
"You won't let me forget." Lu Xun groaned, crawling off Gan Ning so the other boy could get up.
"Well..." Gan Ning yawned, stretching his back a bit, "I was thinking... we could have one hell of a night."
Lu Xun rolled his eyes. "I already do have one hell of a night, every night AND, if you haven't noticed, I'm still sore from LAST night."
"That was fun..." Gan Ning smirked at the memory.
"It most certainly was not! I don't find being bent over your knee and spanked raw fun in any way, shape or form!"
"You were hard..."
"DON'T REMIND ME! SHUT UP!
"But..."
"I SAID SHUT UP!" Lu Xun threw a pillow at his head.
Gan Ning dogged it. "You know... you're a very violent little..."
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?"
"Uh... yeah..."
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING!"
Gan Ning started to say something, but stopped abruptly when he saw the look Lu Xun was giving him. "Uh... shutting up."
"Be quiet."
"Okay..."
Lu Xun twitched. Gan Ning made one of those 'zip the lip' gestures, then smirked. See... I'm not talking...
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"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHERE'S MY BABY!" Zhen Ji screamed, standing outside the nurses office.
Sima Yi shrugged, from his place on the bench, reading manga. "He's fine."
Zhen Ji sobbed. "Sima Yi."
The boy made a grunting noise in response.
"Go get me a pop." Zhen Ji demanded.
Sima Yi finally looked up from his comic. "But I..."
"NOW!"
The boy stood. "Okay! Okay, don't yell about it. I'm going."
Zhen Ji sobbed again.
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Jeezz! What's wrong with her, Sima Yi though to himself as he made his way to the pop machine. He paused on his way past the janitors closet. What is that noise, He wondered
It sounded like... moaning. Wait! Was someone hurt! Had the janitor accidentally knocked himself on the head with a broom again!
Sima Yi stared at the Janitor's closet door, on it there was a sticker that conveniently said 'janitor's closet'. "Hello?" He reached for the door handle and turned it slightly, opening the door just enough to stick his head inside. "Are you okaaaaaaaaaaay...?" His eyes widened.
It was the fat ugly principal man Meng Huo and... THE GYM TEACHER? Zhu Rong?
Sima Yi closed the door quietly and ran back towards the Nurses office. Today had just been way too weird.
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A/N - (-gasp!-) HAHAHA! I bet you all saw that coming! If you didn't... you can review me and tell me so! YAY! Okay... so you know how... I'd write the 'lemon' scenes in separate chapters... right? WHO WANT'S A LEMON ABOUT THAT PART WITH THE SPANKING! Gan Ning/Lu Xun! NEEHEE! But... I won't write it until at least FIVE people review me and ask me too... okay! OKAY! Haha... now that I think about it, I might be too lazy... like my Samuria Warriors fic is getting no where XP Hope you enjoyed the show!
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