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A/N - Wow, it's been a while. I' m sorry for not writing fanfiction, I made an account of Fictionpress so I'm gonna start posting my own stories. Okay... The Lu XunXGan Ning request thing is still up, I need three more requests and the I'll write it... THREE! Okay... hope you enjoy the show.

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TERRORIZED

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CHAPTER III

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"Zhen Ji! ZHEN JI! GAHHHH..."

The girl in purple glared at him. "Where's my pop."

"The pop's going to have to wait! THIS IS MY LIFE!" Sima Yi stopped directly in front of her, "Alright that made no since... BUT I DO HAVE A REALLY REALLY GOOD REASON FOR NOT GETTING YOU A POP!"

Zhen Ji gave him one of those 'spit-it-out-or-die' kind of looks.

Sami Yi took a deep breath. "Okay... you know that... I... uh... I saw something that... well... it was disturbing and I shouldn't have seen it and..."

Zhen Ji smacked him across the head. The brown haired boy twitched. "OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"

"You were stuttering."

"I was... well... I... uh..."

SMACK!'

"ARG! DAMNIT!" Sima Yi took away her chopsticks. "Just listen to me for a second!"

"Fine." Zhen Ji grumbled.

"Thank you... Now I saw something that was extremely disturbing and..."

"You already said that."

"ARG! QUIT INTRUPTING PURPLE WOMAN!"

Zhen Ji blinked. "Purple... woman?"

"Never mind! Okay so I saw something that..."

"GET TO THE DAMN POINT ALREADY! GOD! HOW MANY PAGES IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?"

"Sorry..." Sima Yi scratched his head. "Um... what was it again..."

"Jesus!"

"Oh yeah! I saw... THE PRICIPAL MAKING OUT WITH THE GYM TEACHER IN A CLOSET."

Time stood still. It only mended itself when the door to the nurse's office suddenly burst open. It was...

"YAY!"

GLOMP!

Zhang He...

The long haired boy had somehow found a way to get both of his friends onto the floor with one glomp. "My two most favoritest people in the entire world came to see me! Now that I'm better we can go get ICE CREAM!" Zhang his finished the speech with a loud scream and began pulling Zhen Ji and Sima Yi out the front doors by their hair.

"OW! OW! OW! ZHANG HE ARE YOU CRAZY!"

The boy let them go. "You two are no fun sometimes."

Zhen Ji looked over a Sima Yi, who was rubbing his head. "Do you think we should tell him?"

"Tell him what?" Zhang He demanded.

Sima Yi blinked. "Of course not! He'll faint, AGAIN!"

"Who'll faint again? Tell who what? Who are you talking about!" Zhang He fell don onto his knees in front of them. "What are you talking about?" He pouted. "I don't like this game, let's play something else."

"Whatever." The other two responded in unison. No use poisoning Zhang He's mind with the information they'd just received. Zhen Ji sighed. "Well... Who wants ice cream?"

"I DO! ME! PICK ME! ZHANG HE WANTS ICE CREAM! MEEEEE!"

Sima Yi twitched. "I guess that answers the ice cream question."

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"I love ice cream! Do you like ice cream Zhao Yun? I love it!"

Zhao Yun glared at the opposing happy child. "Shut up, Jiang Wei."

The other boy pouted... then suddenly...

GLOMP!

"SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG!"

Sun Ce blinked as he heard a loud thudding noise. "You hear that?"

Sitting across from him at their little booth in the ice cream cafe, Zhou Yu looked up and around. "Is that Zhao Yun and Jiang Wei?"

Sun Ce rubbed his nose. "Think so..."

Smiling, Zhou Yu sat up on his knees and turned around to wave to the boys across the cafe. "Hi Zhao Yun! Hey Jiang Wei! Are you guys on a date too!"

Upon hearing that loud exclamation, Zhao Yun got up off the floor quickly. "I'M NOT GAY!"

Not hearing correctly, Zhou Yu continued waving. "That's nice! But I should tell you, having sex in public is frowned upon in this country!"

By now all other customers had left the cafe. Zhao Yun twitched. Jiang Wei picked himself up off the floor and, obliviously, said. "Oh look! It's Zhou Yu and Sun Ce! Let's go sit with them, after we get our ice cream... CHOCOLATE!"

With one last glare at Zhou Yu, still smiling, he turned back to the counter to order some ice cream.

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"Yes! Yes! We will fight you too the death now, Kame - Kame - HAN!"

Sima Yi rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Your Dragon Ball Z cheer was amusing for a while, Zhang He, but now it's filling me with a terror like nothing I've ever experienced... please stop."

Zhang He beamed. "Alright! Anything for you Sami Yiiiiii." He convincingly made a big deal about gluing himself to Sima Yi's arm.

The older boy groaned. "Right... look the ice cream cafe! Run ahead and save us a spot in line!"

"OKAY!" The long haired boy screamed. He then proceeded to sprint all the way to the ice cream cafe.

Zhen Ji gave Sima Yi an odd look. "You know... running like that's going to make him soar and tired."

"So? Your point is...?"

"No sex..."

"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ZHANG HE SLOW DOWN!"

From a few meters ahead of them Zhang He could be heard screaming. "ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

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A/N - Wow... That wasn't totally... RADTASTIC! Heh heh... I found I site where I could download comics... that's my excuse for taking so long to write this Tune in next week! or month... XD

Bye bye… merry happy Christmas… bye bye It's not Christmas is it… OH WELL! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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