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A/N - Welcome to the show! Dude! I AM FINALLY POSTING CHAPTER FOUR! IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE… A MONTH! Even though I finished writing is about three weeks ago, XD… Maybe I'll post chapter five really soon just to make my (-very few-) readers, HAPPY! Like me R&R, FLAMES ARE WELCOME, cause then I get to make fun of your bad grammar and stuff YAY!
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CHAPTER IV (-Aka – Japanese people PWNed Vanilla-)
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"So Jiang Wei, Have you guys done it yet?" Sun Ce asked the boy across from him.
Zhao Yun felt his face heat up. Jiang Wei himself looked up inocently, eating his ice cream. "Done what?"
The older boy stroked his goatee. "You know, have you two..."
Zhao Yun covered his little friend's ears. "THANK YOU, Sun Ce... DON'T POISEN HIS INNOCENT MIND!"
Zhou Yu smiled good naturedly. "Of course, we wouldn't want to spoil that pleasure for you."
Zhao Yun found himself twitching, he removed his hands from Jiang Wei's ears and leaned across the table. "LOOK YOU IDIOTS! I'M NOT...!"
"NO NEED TO HOLD YOUR BREATH ANY LONGER FOR I AM HERE! TADUM!" Zhang He began stretching his legs. "Boy that was a hard run! I'm gonna be soar for weeks."
Sima Yi collapsed on the floor next to him. "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Zhen Ji chuckled. "Poor bastard..."
Zhange He blinked down at his boyfriend. "Oh, poor Sima Yi, what's wrong?"
The brunette sobbed. "It's all my fault, why did I tell you to run! WHY! I'M SO STUPID!" He felt back onto the floor with new onslaught of tears.
Zhang He patted his head. "There there. LOOK! IT'S OUT FELLOW HOMOSEXUAL COUPLES ZHOU YU AND SUN CE AND ZHAO YUN AND JIANG WEI! HI JIANG WEI!"
The boy across the room waved to him. Zhao Yun froze, twitching.
"Now," Zhang He exclaimed clapping his hands together, "I'm going to get some vanilla ice cream!"
Zhen Ji inspected her nails. "No, you have to get strawberry."
The long haired boy pouted. "Why?"
"Japanese people claimed Vanilla... and we're Chinese."
"Well how'd they claim it, huh?"
"Gackt, Hyde, Vanilla, Sweet Vanilla... The list goes on."
Zhang He stared so cry. "BUT I WANT VANILLA ICE CREAM!" He stormed up to the cashier. "GIVE ME VANILLA ICE CREAM!"
"You're Chinese?"
"Yeah, so?"
"I'm sorry, Japanese people have claimed vanilla." The man gestured to the vat of Vanilla Ice cream labeled 'Sponsored by Japan'.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"You can get French vanilla."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY..." Zhang He was handed a cone of French vanilla ice cream and he skipped off towards the "homosexual couples" table.
Sima Yi stood up, still sobbing. The cashier grimaced. We're talking wet snotty sobbing here, okay? "Um..."
"Get me some coffee flavored something."
"Right away sir!"
"Hi! Are you guys on a double date!" Zhang He asked as he aproced the table and sat down.
Zhou Yu hugged Sun Ce's arm. "Of course."
"NOT! WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO OUT WITH JIANG WEI!" Zhao Yun exclaimed. He sat back down and, with an angry look on his face, turned to Jiang Wei. The younger boy was looking up at him with big puppy dog eyes.
Jiang Weiblinked awayhis tears. "Is it because of how I look? I'm not ugly am I?" The boy asked in a quaky voice.
Zhang He gasped and hugged him. "OF COUSE NOT! You're the cutest thing in the world. SOME PEOPLE just need to phrase their sentence better."
Zhao Yun smacked himself. "I'm sorry."
Jiang Wei sniffed. "Do you still think I'm ugly?"
The other boy grimaced at the cute face the boy was giving him. "No, I never said that." he mumbled.
Jiang Wei smiled launching himself into Zhao Yun's arms. "I LIKE YOU, TOO!"
Zhen Ji and Sima Yi approached the table, Sima Yi still wallowing in self pity. The older boy sniffled. "No sex... I can't... go on." He collapsed into his seat with his head on Zhang He's lap. His long haired lover blinked. "What are you talking about, and stop that, you're going to get ice cream all over the place."
Zhen Ji gave Sima Yi an 'I-told-you-so' look.
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A/N – Dude… I'm still waiting for votes… (-I'm not going to get any-) (-cries-) Oh WELL! I'm writing this to get rid of writers block, meaning I write fan fics when I can't think of anything to put into my own stories, XD… but still… VOTE FOR SPANKY LEMON! (-It's already half written anyways… XD
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