Tales of Symphonia Songs

by Snow-silverx

This is what happens after I get a hold of some lyrics. There may be more, I dunno

1. The First Songs

The Twelve Items of Christmas

sung by Zelos Wilder

(The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
A potty since Genis had to pee!

On the second day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the third day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Nine Magic Lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Ten Life bottles!
Nine Magic Lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Eleven Mana Cannons!
Ten Life bottles!
Nine Magic Lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Twelve thousand bucks!
Eleven Mana Cannons!
Ten Life bottles!
Nine Magic Lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Cruxis Angels!
Six Wings on Kratos!
FIIIIIIIIVE NAAAAAAKED HUNNIIIIIESS!
Four giant ruins,
Three custom axes,
Two Awesome Swords!
And a potty since Genis has to pee!

A Parody of Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic:

Renegade Paradise by Yuan

As I walk through the base where I have my fun
I take a look at Soldier 24, carrying a gun
But that's just perfect for an Half-elf like me
You know, I shun all things with no electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm makin plans
67 refuels the Rhieards and 45 orders... fool
And I've been plannin' and flyin' so long that
Even Kratos thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the gang, I'm into discipline
Got an elven bible in my hand and no beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my evilness and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2099

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Renegade paradise
I've attempted assassination twice
Living in an Renegade paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Renegade paradise
We sell kilts at discount price
Living in an Renegade paradise

Stupid Lloyd just kicked my ass last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a human even if he deserved it
An Renegade with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool cape
And my homies all I agree it's in good shape... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even turned on the TV in 4000 years
But we ain't really fancy, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically prepared

Just phones, lights, and Rhieards
All a bunch of luxury
Unlike Robinson Caruso
It's as technical as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Renegade paradise
We're just real technology guys
Living in an Renegade paradise
There's time for a lot sin and vice
Living in an Renegade paradise
We sure fight, we barely play nice
Living in an Renegade paradise

Hitchin' up the Rhieards, burnin' lots of clutter
Raised an realm on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as serious as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Renegades wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my soldier, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Renegade paradise
We're all crazy half elves, right
Living in an Renegade paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Renegade paradise
But you'd probably think its right
Living in an Renegade paradise

YEAH!

A Parody of Smells like Nirvana by Weird Al Yankovic

Smells like Symphonia by Lloyd Irving

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
Colette won't tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Slash the dragon, do some healin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent (Jerk)
Man this outta, bug my parent (Dirk)
Yeah!

It's so unintel-ligible?
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these apple gels in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Sheena
Here we are now, we're Symphonia
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Symphonia
A garage band from Iselia
Well, it sure beats having a hernia
Yeah!

Instrumental?
And I forgot the next verse
Raine did tell me to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so -- Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

A Parody of In too Deep by Sum 41

In to Sleep by Lloyd Irving

The sun is now falling,
We're stopping and stalling.
We're running in circles again
Just as things we're looking up
You said it wasn't good enough.
But still we're trying one more time.

Maybe we're just trying to hard.
When really it's closer than it is too far

Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder.

Seems like each night
I'm with you I wanna fight,
Because I'm tossin' 'n' turnin' in my snooze.
It's one thing to complain
But you're driving me insane
I think it's time that we took a break.

Maybe we're just trying to hard.
When really it's closer than it is too far

Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder.

I can't lay down and I wonder at night.
It took so long for the starlight.
And I hate it when you fake it.
You can't hide it you might as well embrace it.
So believe me it's not easy.
It seems that just can't sleep

Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
Cause we're in too sleep, a hotel's that's cheap,
A pillow under my head, and in sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder.

In a sleeping wonder again.
In a sleeping wonder.
In a sleeping wonder again.

In a sleeping wonder again.

A Parody of Forrest Gump by Weird Al

Lloyd Irving by Zelos Wilder

Lloyd slept alone on chair at school
"My name is Irving," he'd say in mid drool
Waitin' for the moron to wake up
Raine kept sayin' "I'll beat him with a cup!"

He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
What's in his head?
He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
His shirts blood-red

Lloyd was a big celebrity
He told Mithos that he has a mini army
He never feels too dumb because
Dirk always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
He's always fair
He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Irving
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Irving
Run... stop!

His buddy Genis was a Presea-lovin' boy
His friend Zelos was always filled with joy
His girlfriend Colette was kind of a klutz
And once she accidentally kicked him in the nuts

He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
He's not too bright
He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd, He's Lloyd
But he's alright

Is this Lloyd out of his head?
I think so
Is this Lloyd really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Lloyd make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

A Parody of Without Me by Eminem

Without Cheese by Lloyd Irving

Intro
We have no cheese and I'm going to cry;
going to cry, going to cry
scratches
We have no cheese and I'm going to cry;
going to cry, going to cry
scratches

I like cheese
Cheese is good
I'd eat cheese!
Yes I would
I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese
I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese.. Lloyd hums

Verse One: Lloyd
I've created a sandwich, cause I don't wanna be hungry no more
My sandwich needs something, I know what to give her (huh?)

"Dad pass me the cheese will ya?"
A little bit of mozzeralla mixed with some nice cheddar

"We don't have any" my Dad said later
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm completely hallucinating
I know that you got a job Mr. Aurion
but your boy's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without cheese
So, come on and dip, burn on your lips
Fuck that, cheese on my chips, and some more LET IT RIP
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FK YOU KRAFT D!

Chorus: Lloyd
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause I really need a sandwich, see?
Cause it feels so empty, without cheese
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause I really need a sandwich, see?
Cause it feels so empty, without cheese

Chorus

Lloyd sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"

"You don't even know the song?" Kratos asked.

"Nope" Lloyd said cheerfully.

Kratos rolls his eyes

Symphonia!

By: Lloyd and Zelos

Intro
One two three uh!

Verse One - Lloyd

We fly through the sky

So we can get around

To all the different towns
Regeneration

Of the world

Because Colette's the Chosen

And this I know for shooo..
Uh, But does she really wanna
Cuz she's not to smart
She fell on the flooor..
I try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, that we'll all going to fail
For not sticking together
'Cause we don't know hooowww...
UH!

Chorus:
Symphooooniaaaaaaa…
Symphoniaaaa..
Symphooooniaaaaaaa…
Symphoniaaaa..
Symphooooniaaaaaaa…
Symphoniaaaa..
Symphooooniaaaaaaa…
Symphoniaaaa..

Verse Two - Lloyd
Genis' cooking
Ohh, Genis' cooking
I'ma gonna eat it
Till' there's nothing at
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll.
The apple gels
Ohh, the apple gels
Raine always uses them whenever I--
FaaaaaLLLLLLLaaaaaLLLLLLLLLaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLL
If what they say is "Colette's the Chosen"
Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes
Then what makes, Then what makes MY?
(Exphere so special) So why do, why do
Why do, why do, why do the Desians
Chase us all the way heeeerrreeee...
Y'all just want to destroy the world, fat chance!

Chorus
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (Kratos is my real daddy, OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (Dreamt of being a golf caddy OHH OH)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH, don't know my real mama OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (Just want to be a farma OHH OH)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (I'm, OHH OH I'm, OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (I'm just being honest OHH OH, I'm just being honest)

Bridge - Zelos
Hey, alright now
Alright now fellas, (YEAH!)
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(KRATOS!) I can't hear ya'
I say what's cooler than bein' cool?
(KRATOS!) whooo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, Ok now ladies, (YEAH!)
Raine's gonna blow us this thing in just a few seconds
Now don't have her break this thang down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Lend me some suga', I am your favourite ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Chosen Imposter, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it Suga') shake it like a Chosen Imposter

Verse Three - Zelos (Repeating "Shake it" in background)
Now while Colette's and Sheena's too
And baby dolls, let's help all the poor
(Help all the poor)
You know what to dooo..
You know what to dooo..
You know what to do!

Chorus
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (Uh oh, Symphonia)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (Uh, uh, OHH OH)
Symphooooniaaaaaaa… (OHH OH)
Symphoniaaaa.. (OHH OH)

Chorus continues until fade