Convict

(All Star parody by Lloyd)

Somebody once told me the world is gonna Regenerate
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb always falling on her bum
Genis made an "L" on his forehead

Well the Desians start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to fight for one
Genis gets smart but I get dumb

So much to do so much to see
Now we got kicked out, we're on the streets
We'll never know if we don't go
My exspheres shines and it glows

Hey now you're an Convict get your game on, go play
Hey now you're Wanted get the show on, no pay
And all that glitters is Gald
Only Regeneration will save us all

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
We're bundled up now, wait 'til we get older
But the Cruxis Angels beg to differ
Judging by their emotion getting stiffer


We always fight, we always win
I just found out I'm Kratos' kin
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it but I always get bored

Chorus
Chorus

Sheena explained, the Rheairds have no gas
When Tethe'alla came to pass
I said yep what a concept
I think I'm going to wet myself

And we could all use a little change

Well the Desians start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to fight for one
Genis gets smart but I get dumb

So much to do so much to see
Now we got kicked out, we're on the streets
We'll never know if we don't go
My exspheres shines and it glows

Chorus

Girls and Boys

(Good Charlotte parody by Genis)

Educated
With Raine
I'm well dressed
Still in pain
And not much to say in
Most conversations
With Presea, 'cause I'm in
All situations
In love, but we don't have a "thing"

She doesn't like boys, girls like paws and money
Lloyd will laugh at me when I'm not funny

Axes
Or magic
Don't matter
She'll have it
Vacations
And killing demon trees
These are a few
Of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
My type of girl
Doesn't really come with a fee
Hey, now, there's nothing for free

She doesn't like boys, girls like paws and money
Lloyd will laugh at me when I'm not funny
And these girls all love Zelos like Zelos likes all these girls
The girls with the bodies like Zelos with parties
She doesn't like boys, girls like paws and money

Let's go!
Eh, eh!

She doesn't like boys, girls like paws and money
Lloyd will laugh at me when I'm not funny
And these girls all love Zelos like Zelos likes all these girls
The girls with the bodies like Zelos with parties
She doesn't like boys, girls like paws and money

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Loving Zelos and Lloyd with all in the world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Loving Zelos and Lloyd with all in the world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Loving Zelos and Lloyd with all in the world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Loving Zelos and Lloyd with all in the world

Smooth Criminal

By Alien Ant Farm (by Lloyd)

As he came into the window
He was silent, as a pro
He came into her hotel room
To kill her, I assume
She was trying to sleep
He decided to leap
She yelled out loud
He ran out
It was his doom

Colette, are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
You OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette

Colette, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
An opening at the window
That he came after you
A stalker, Colette
He came into the window
He was silent, as a pro
He came into your hotel room
To kill you, I assume
He ran out
It was his doom

Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal

He went out that way
It was Sunday
What a black day
I could make a bunny animation
Funny bunny
Imitations

Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette

Colette, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
An opening at the window
That he came after you
A stalker, Colette
He came into the window
He was silent, as a pro
He came into your hotel room
To kill you, I assume
He ran out
It was his doom

Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Almost hit by
Almost been struck by
A smooth criminal

Colette, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
An opening at the window
That he came after you
A stalker, Colette
He came into the window
He was silent, as a pro
He came into your hotel room
To kill you, I assume
He ran out
It was his doom

Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette
Colette, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Colette

Yggdrasill

(James Blunt parody by Mithos)

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just a human
I'm never broke

Your homemade red uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Idoiocy

Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
That's me name

It was from your mom
Anna, number A012
She stole it and became Kratos' wife
Kvar took her life

I may be a bastard
Yuan is one two
We kept on chasing
Right after you

But you kept on getting away
I still didn't know how
Found out Yuan was a secret agent
I'll kick his butt now

Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
That's me name

I'm completely dressed
In spandex that shows my chest
I use my hands, you use swords times 2
I'm still more superior than you

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
Loser

Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
Yggdrasill
That's me name

You live with a dwarf named Dirk
4000 years and I'm still a jerk
I'm Lord Yggdrasill to those who're new

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you

Like A Chosen

(Madonna parody by Colette)

Started in the middle of grade school
Somehow I made it through
I'm only 16
I still make a mistake or two

Always fall, on my ass
Barely passed at the school
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
Getting the boot

Hey, like a Chosen
Saving people for the very first time
Like a Chosen
Everything's gonna be fine

Better save the world quick
That's what everyone says
Complications have set in
No one even pays

Let me see, that oracle stone
Here we go - time to open the sealed sprit
I'll pray for the world, yeah, pray for the world
So that there'll be no more hate

Like a Chosen, hey
Saving people for the very first time
Like a Chosen
Gotta help stop Desian crimes

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I'm a quack
Fall a lot, on my butt
Sometimes that shows I have luck, yeah, I have such luck
Never mind my butt

Like a Chosen, hey
Saving people for the very first time
Like a Chosen
Got Lloyd Irving, on my mind

Like a Chosen, ooh like a Chosen
When I reach to those inside
With my Sacrifice, and my Holy Song, and Chakrams
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can Martel
For the very last time