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A/N – Oooooohh I've finally posted another chapter… please don't kill me. Like I said, I like writing my original stories more so I'm not doing fan fiction very much anymore. (T.T)Sad I know… Screw Fictionpress! Mwahahahaha! I just don't like letting random people read my original stories. YOU KNOW WHY! People steal stuff, it happens all the time. Recently I read a Prince of Tennis comic, (doujinshi manga), and then I went and read some Prince of tennis fanfiction and I found one that was EXATCLY THE FREAKING SAME AS THE COMIC I'D JUST READ! My faith in the readers and writers of fanfiction stories has been declining steadily since.

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TERRORIZED

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CHAPTER VII

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"Please come in! You can join us for dinner!" Lu Meng said with a happy-go-lucky smile that made Gan Ning shiver.

"Thanks." The spiky haired boy mumbled.

Lu Xun nudged him in the side with an elbow. "We'd love too!"

"Okay! I'll just go and tell Xiahou Dun that…"

"Oh look who it is! If it isn't my favorite little boy in the world… um…"

Gan Ning twitched as a long haired man decorated in purple burst into the room.

Xiahou Dun looked over at Lu Meng. "UMM!"

"It's Lu Xun, sweetheart."

"OF COURSE IT'S LU XUN!" Xiahou Dun smiled and walked over to hug the scared looking little boy. "And he's wearing the outfit I bought him too!"

Gan Ning looked over at his lover who was wearing an entirely pink ensemble. "No really…"

Xiahou Dun stood back and examined Lu Xun while tring to stroke his goatee that wasn't there. "AHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOATEE!"

Lu Meng blinked, looking totally confused. "You… You shaved it off yesterday, didn't you?"

Xiahou Dun's eyes filled with horror. "WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING SO STUPID! GAHH!" He ran out of the room and down the hall. The others watched him go as if in a trance. They snapped out of it when they heard a door slam shut.

Lu Meng shook his head. "Anyone for tea?"

Gan Ning looked up at that offer. "Tea? I love tea! Give me some…"

THWACK!

Lu Xun pouted. "So rude. Try asking politely."

"Tea please…"

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"Sun Ce! We should go on a date." Zhou Yu exclaimed randomly while washing dishes.

Sun Ce didn't look up from his new hand held game system. "Uhh huh…?" He murmured.

"Yes!" The long haired boy turned around, smiling so wide that he had to close his eyes. "And you know where we should go!"

"Uhh huh…?"

Zhou Yu clapped his hands together, which was a habit; he did it every time he got overly excited. "That new restaurant down on Kings Street, it's black tie and fairly expensive but you'd do anything for me wouldn't you."

"Uhh huh… wait a second… What?" Sun Ce finally looked up from his game.

"Oh! You spoil me!" Zhou Yu leaned over and kissed him, then made his way out of the room. "I hope you're not expecting anything too extravagant in return, you naughty boy."

The kitchen was left empty save for a very confused looking Sun Ce and the sounds of a Super Mario game.

"What was that…"

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(-IMPORTANT NOTE: Remember to always pay attention to your lovers-)

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"AAAACCHHOOO!"

Zhen Ji hugged Zhang He to her breasts. "Oh! My poor baby! Your so sick! I promise I wont leave you until you're better… Cao Pi will stay too."

Zhang He blew his nose loudly. "'Hank nyou." He said in the way that a person with an extremely stuffed nose talks.

The purple woman hugged him again. "We'll stay here as long as you need us!"

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In the kitchen

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Sima Yi, looking over worked and tired, took another sip of his beer. Next to him, Cao Pi did the same.

"You're off sex too, huh?"

"Nnng…"

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To be continued in Chapter 8…

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A/N – Was that short? I think it was. I'll try to write the next chapter sooner then later. I think it's the fact that I had exams all last month. Now that it's summer I'll just haul my laptop around with me everywhere yay!

I named him Kami-sama… (-strokes laptop-)

XD KIDDING KIDDING!

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