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A/N – This is one long chapter… YAY! Finally another chapter! Since me posting this marks the end of my vacation I'm kinda sad. T.T any readers from LONDON! YEEEAHH! Man… they had an AWESOME market in Camden Town… It's so cool they had a Jrock shop… and awesome punk stuff… GAH! PUNK STUFF!
Before we left off from the Vancouver air port… we had dinner… at a Chinese food place…
That is how this store was inspired…
XD
Anyway… Someone informed me that Sima Yi is in fact younger then Zhang He…
Here is my response…
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There it was. (points up)… XD… I really don't care… I could make a fan fic about Lu Xun being like some old pedophile and having little boy Gan Ning as a sex slave… (Me: WFT!) Because it's all AU anyways right? XD I take that back… Because Kiss Me wasn't supposed to be AU… XD But is made it more interesting right? Sima Yi just… can't be younger… Seme must be older! Uke must be younger! GODS! XD Okay… rant is over! Yay!
ON WITH THE STORY! GAAHAA! 8D I love faces (8
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TERRORIZED
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CHAPTER X (Pork Bun Zombies – part 1)
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"Are you okay, sweetheart, you look terrible." Zhang He poured Sima Yi a spoon full of some noname brand medicine. (1) He was starting to get a bit worried since the older boy had starting chanting 'x' repeatedly and really quickly so that is sounded like 'sex', but Zhang He knew he would say things like that.
The brunette on the couch shivered violently. "X… X… X… X… XXXXXXX"
"Oh hush. Drink your medicine." Zhang He wasn't sure how to read the French medical instruction on the bottle of stuff he was spoon feeding Sima Yi but he was sure that when it said; "pas plus que un demi-tass par adult dans une ans" it meant something like, "Keep going at it until the person felt better." Something like that.
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(1) By not stating the name I avoid lawsuit… Yay! XD well… this is a fan fic so I guess… nm… lol
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Zhen Ji had let Cao Pi walk her home. She would usually allow him to walk her home… he just wasn't worthy. But today she was feeling nice; he had spent over five hundred dollars on her at the mall. She though she'd show him a little curtsey.
"Thanks for walking me home." You perverted jerk. heh heh, Yeah That's right, I'm laughing at you on the inside.
The boy smiled. "You're welcome." He puckered his lips for a kiss.
Zhen Ji grimaced. "Uh… yeah… well… see you at school tomorrow!" She entered her house and slammed the door on his pucker lipped face.
Cao Pi opened his eyes to find there was no one there. He walked home sullenly. (2)
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(2) Music starts playing in the back ground. One… is the loneliest number that something something something… XD
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The next day before school… Zhang He decided that education was more important then physical health and forced Sima Yi to get up and get ready to go out.
"Noooo…"
"Yes! Now get out of bed!"
"I feel like crap!" The older boy declared shoving his head under a pillow and covering himself with a "Protective blanket."
But Zhang He was stronger then that. He sliced through Sima Yi's protective barrier like it was butter and he was… a… water melon… or something… "Get out of bed you fagot!"
Sima Yi growled. "Look who's talking Ms. Diva star panties!"
The boy looked down at himself. "I told you… it's not Diva stars… IT'S POLLY POCKET GOD DAMNNIT! ROAR!" Zhang He jumped into the bed and tackled his boyfriend.
They clawed and bit and bitch slap and basically beat the fucking crap out of each other until…
Their eyes met. There bodies were pressed together from toe to chest. Zhang He leaned closer to Sima Yi. They kissed with a passion that defied all passion, if that was even possible. Their swollen lips caressed each other with a bruising force… and… sex ensued. (3)
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(3) Me: (-tears falling clenching fist-) YESS!
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We are now skipping straight to lunch time at school… Cause I'm lazy XD
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It was now lunch time and Sima Yi was sitting at his usual bench with Zhang He. Today neither of them had packed lunches, because they hadn't had any time after… well you know… so they made due by eating each others FACES! (aka… making out because they had nothing better to do)
The rest of the semi-normal people were sitting in a circle by the large tree, which large tree… we will never know. (4)
Lu Xun looking into his lunch box. "I got some Chinese food."
"Me too."
"Yeah."
"Same."
The group sighed.
Gan Ning opened his lunch box. He cocked his head to the side. "Hey look at this?"
The group looked into his lunch box "holes" style. (5) "PORK BUNS!" after that exclamation there was an exclamation of something that sounded like "CANIBALS!" from around the other side of the tree.
Gan Ning smiled. "Dude! I wonder who even packed my lunch since I like… ya know… live with Lu Xun and all."
The group nodded.
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Some few million miles away in mainland china…
Gan Ning's mom is packing lunch boxes and sticking post stickers on them while Lu Xun's mom drives a pick up van to get the lunches to the post office where they are delivers secretly to the boy's lockers every lunch hour.
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The group shook their heads… then… SUDDENLY! Zombies of Chinese soldiers appeared and started… doing that weird… zombie… limp walk thing… TOWARDS GAN NING! Gan Ning ran around to the other side of the tree screaming like a school girl. He pushed the now-half-naked Sima Yi and Zhang He onto the ground and stood on the bench with his pork buns raised high in the air. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!" he demanded as the zombie soldiers approached him.
The gate captain gagged. "You have the pork bun souls of me and my fellow comrades. Give us back our souls."
"Porky souls of meaty meat buns… give us back our souls."
"YOU WANT THEM BACK!"
The zombies hissed. "Yesss…"
"WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THOUGH US!"
Suddenly the clan of super musou generals appeared… (6)
The zombies growled.
It was going to be a fight to remember.
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(4) (-Gasp!-) maybe it's the one by the bench!
(5) When every one leans over a hole in a big circle… it was popular after holes came out XD
(6) Lubu: (-Playing the opening theme song one a guitar in the music room)
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To be continued in Chapter XI (Pork Bun Zombies – part 2)…
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A/N – Yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT ROCKS! At that Chinese food restaurant I was talking about earlier. The Chinese guy my mom works with that we were having dinner with him and his family and he ordered us some PORK BUNS! GAAH! I was all like, "OH MY GOD MY LIFE WILL NOW BE LEVELED UP! KIYAAA+60! XD!"
They even came in one of those awesome baskets…
The ones that you get full life if you eat them…
+100...
It rocked!
Okay…
Request some more Yaoi now that I'm back. The YAOI COLLECTION is coming soon!
Cheers! ( -I have been brain washed by Brits XD)
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