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A/N – Hahaha! Italian people are crazy. Me and my sister wanted to go to the water slides in Rome and this guy was all like "Yes yes very nice there." And we were all "Haha, cool!" Then there was this weird silence and the guy was all like. "Sex is all the Italian boys be wanting. Haha! No I kid, your father with you, you be fine."
O.o?
XD
Lol, that was great. Okay… here's Pork Bun Zombies part 2
ENJOY! Don't for get to review.
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CHAPTER XI (Pork Bun Zombies – part 2)
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The crazy evil zombies twitched and blinked. "You… You dare try and fight against us?"
Gan Ning did some awesome sword tricks that he usually only did when he was finished fighting battles. "Yes! I will fight you to the… um…"
"Death?" Lu Xun suggested, taking his hat off his head for a moment to avoid hat head.
"No They're all ready dead, I can't logically fight them to the death when they're already dead, shesh! Um… AFTER DEATH! YES! If you win… um… we'll be dead but… um… OUR SOULS WILL KEEP FIGHTING WITH EACHOTHER!"
The zombies though about this, the fact that their brains had decomposed made this very difficult. "You logic makes sence."
"Alrighty then."
"TO BATTLE!"
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Ma chao looked around the completely deserted school grounds. "What the… where's everybody? More importantly… where am I… Woah." Suddenly he could stop thinking about the sentence mine is the sword of justice so he headed over to the nurse's office for some medicinal drugs.
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The rest of the group had headed over to the huge rock maze thing that was a billion miles wide and no where to be found on earth and commenced their fight with the Zombies.
One of the gate captains flicked a card into the air. "I summon Ifrit(1)!"
The group watched as the card hit the ground and 'magically' turned into a giant monster.
Sima Yi twitched. "What is this? Freaking Yugioh!"
"SILENCE MORTALS! Ifrit! Fire… some… kinda of… fire… thing… at them… NOW!"
The group screamed as a huge fire ball headed their way. They all dogged it.
Gan Ning looked at the huge charred hole in one of the rocks, "Hahaha… nice try! Now… witness the fury of mine and Lu Xun's combined musou attacks! HIYAAA!"
With their swords of firey fire musou stuff, Lu Xun and Gan Ning attacked the zombie soldiers, defeating part of their army while Zhen Ji ran around blowing bubbles at them. No one had ever known WHY Zhen Ji's bubbles hurt people… but they did… and no one was prepared to question her logic.
The Zombies shrieked. A Major stepped forward. "Witness the flames of my wrath, BIATCH!" He pulled out a cross bow. Fortunately for the musou team they had Zhang He's giant gold butterfly wings for protection.
The long haired boy smirked at Sima Yi. "See. I told you they would come in handy."
The musou general rolled his eyes. "Whatever."
The butterfly musou general then cat clawed his way through another portion of the zombie army while Sima Yi used his powers of Go to confuse them. He sat down at the little Go table across from a zombie priest.
The priest watched, though one of his eyes was falling out of his skull, carefully as the boy made his move.
Sima Yi placed down then black game piece. "Your move, holy man."
Sun Ce started bashing guys over the heads with his hand held bamboo sticks. Zhou Yu came running up behind him. "Sun Ce you're too far out! When will you ever learn?"
The goateed boy rolled his eyes. "You freaking always say that."
"I know, it's my favorite line."
Gan Ning looked at the remaining zombie soldiers. "And now… prepare to witness…"
"The flames of my wrath!"
The musou generals gasped. Suddenly the remaining pork bun zombies turned to ash and from behind them Zhang Bao appeared.
"Wooo! I will seak revenge for my children and brothers!"
Zhang He gasped, suddenly his voice was extremely high pitched. "Wow! Hey hey hey, Sima Ya! Hey! Who's that?"
Sima Yi pulled out his digideck. "Wow! This isn't going to be easy."
"Wow. Looks like we're up for a tough battle against Zhang Bao, huh?"
"Looks like it."
There was a moment of silence.
"SQUEEEE!"
The man in the yellow dress waved his uber stick in the air. "You are not worth to face me!"
Gan Ning raised a fine dark eye brow. "Oh yeah well… Nng!" He stuck his tongue out at the old guy.
Lu Xun twitched pulling out his daggers. "Well kick your ass!"
Zhang Bao 'Mwhahahaha' ed and then prepared to fight. "Very well, I accept your challenge."
Suddenly from behing his there was a shout of "HEY! WATCH OUT! SUN CE THAT'S NOT A…"
Thud…
Zhang Bao fell to the ground. "My paradise… my ambition…"
"Wrong quote, dumbass."
Sun Ce blinked down at the body. "Huh? Oh… ops?"
Zhou Yu gasped. "Oh! You've done it now! He's gonna die!"
"He is dead, Zhou Yu."
"OH! You're a murderer! You're gonna go to jail!"
"Zhou Yu."
"Yes."
"Shut up."
The boy pouted. "Yeah, okay."
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As suddenly as they'd been transported away the group found themselves back in their school yard.
Gan Ning sighed. "Now, finally I can eat my pork buns in…"
Ma chao sat on the ground, one pork bun in his mouth. He blinked. "Ah… Hey guys. These things are great! I'd share but I already ate them all."
The group twitched.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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(1) Yay for Final Fantasy summon name things! (-claps hands-)
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(Pork Bun Zombies – The End)
To be continued in Chapter XII…
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A/N – I want to be on the internet. As a hard core Yaoi fan it's hard for me to be without Yaoi for so long. I've written like… three original lemons since I've been away from internet… Man I really wanna play video games right now… Grrr…
I have been taken away from my normal…
Play Dynasty Warriors for two hours…
Then Play DDR for two hours…
Then beat another random RPG game in four hours…
Schedule…
Yeeeeeeah… I love my life XD lol Next chapter is coming soon…
I'm still away though…
I shall be back… soon… yush
Soooooooooon… XD
P.S. (By the time I post this I will have already gotten back... just in case you were... ya know... wondering... Yeeeeeah... Cheers!)
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