Chapter 2
In the library……….
London: Maddie this isn't working, everytime I try to remember. I forget.
Maddie: Come on London. I promised Sister Dominick that you'd win the
competition.
London: What is the point of entering me in a contest when I can't even
do math? (shouting)
Librarian: SHH!
Maddie: Sorry.
London: Maddie, give me the next question.
Maddie: Okay, lets do an easy one. Who is the first president of the USA
London: Oprah Winfrey!
Librarian: SHH!
Maddie: No. George Washington. (whispering)
London: I thought Washington is the store across the street.
Maddie: UHHHH!
Librarian: SHH!
Inside the Tipton lobby…….
Zack: Hey Vicky!
Vicky: What do you want. I already told Moseby no interviews.
Zack: Ok. You wanna go out for pizza.
Vicky: No. I want lobster. Pick me up Friday night.
Vicky walks toward the elevator
Zack: Yes!
The twin's suite…
Carey: Cody, dinner!
Cody: No thanks.
Carey: But lima bean casserole is your favorite.
Zack walks into the suite from the hallway.
Carey: Zack, dinner.
Zack: Is it chocolate cake?
Carey: No.
Zack: Did you cook it?
Carey: Yes!
Zack: Then I'd be better off without it.
Carey: What happened Zack? You love dinner.
Zack: The last time you cooked, I got food poisoned.
Carey: Ok. I'll get us some pizza.
Inside London's suite…
Corrie: I'm London Tipton's closet!
Corrie's voice echoes.
Maddie: London!
London enters the room
London: What do you think?
Maddie: Huh?
London: I was talking to the mirror.
Mirror: One word: GORGEOUS!
Corrie: Oohh. Let me try!
Corrie stands in front of the mirror.
Mirror: BEAUTIFUL!
Corrie: London's mirror likes me!
Maddie: Move! My turn.
Maddie pushes Corrie aside and stands in front of the mirror
Mirror: One word: BLAH!
Maddie: That's impossible, me and Corrie are wearing the same thing.
London: Maybe it just hates you.
Maddie: London time to study.
London: Last outfit, PLEASE!
Maddie: London, you're the one who wanted to be smarter.
London: I asked for smartness not a science competition.
Maddie: Don't you get it? The competition will make you smarter.
London: Oh. I thought it was for you poor people.