I fixed the double format and now switching to story format.Thanks reviewers!The smashers are busy right now in the story.This chapter is about the rules of the tournament.Of course CF will be hitting on Samus...As usual...

Chapter 4 Rules of the tournament.

In the meeting room MH told the rules(I didn't play the 1st SSB for years ok?)So then MH said well "I'll give you a day before your first fight."Then he flew away.Samus was talkin with a certain swordsman until CF said"Let's go to my room baby."Of course you can guess what was gonna happen to CF...

The next day.

MH said"Here are the results!Mario VS Link.Kirby VS Luigi.Yoshi VS Dumb er DK.Samus VS CF.Sasuke VS Ness.Fox VS Pikachu.Since there are 13 smashers Jigglypuff automatically wins!First match Mario VS Link."(Please don't be mad on who wins!)Before Mario&Link stepped in the teleporter Mario said"May-a the best-a man-a win-a um... um...Fink." "It's Link."said Link.When they stepped in the teleporter the announcer said"Stage:Hyrule castle!Begin!"

Mario fired a fireball at Link but he dodged it.Then Link threw his boomerang at Mario's head."Ouch-a!"Link charged at Mario bad mistake though... Mario threw him using his classic throw at the wall.Link said"You little fat plumber!" "At Least I don't wear a skirt!" "IT'S NOT A SKIRT!"yelled Link&Zelda who was watching the battle below. Link then stammered"Z Z Z Ze...Zel...Zelda?"While Link was distracted Mario(Quick notice:Mario wasn't looking when Samus took off her helmet.)Was about to push Link off the cliff.Link heard him coming and sidestepped catching Mario off balance and hanging on the edge.Link was about to win but Zelda thought Link was hanging on(she didn't know they couldn't die) so she fired an arrow that was conviently placed there at Link."OW!ZELDA!"Link screamed stepping on the now regaining advantage Mario's head.Mario yelled all the way down"You suck-a!"The announcer said "Game!Winner:Mario!"Link yelled"WHAT!"The announcer said"He still had a chance to win but your friend made you knock him off.That means you had someone's help who WASN'T EVEN IN THE TOURNAMENT!"Link was about to scream "ZELDA!"but he was teleported back with Mario.Mario said"I...I...I Won!WOO HOO!"Then Mario started breakdancing and rappin' until Luigi&Samus lit him on fire.Then he started scraming this"MOMMA MIA!AH!IT BURNS-A!"MH(who was-a ignoring Mario said"(The announcer is MH in my fic.)Next match Luigi VS Kirby!Stage:Dreamland."(Quick notice:Sorry about the announcer saying the unfinished sentence.The rest of it was"THEY HAVE TO BE ON THEIR TEAM OR AN ITEM!")

At Dreamland.

As soon as the announcer said Go Luigi rushed towards Luigi.But the puff(HEY!) er star warrior ate him!DK yelled "WHAT THE F(censored)!HE ATE HIM!"Then Kirby spit him out.Luigi said "YAY!I'M ALIVE-A"Then Luigi froze when he saw Kirby with aLuigi hat on and loading a fireball.Mario who wasn't on fire anymore said"WHAT THE!"MH said"When Kirby swallows and spits someone out he copies their abilities."DK said"THat's unfair!Psst what does abilities mean?"whispered that last part to Yoshi.Yoshi told him.Luigi was too busy screaming to block the fireball that went into his mouth.Luigi hated spicy or really,really,really hot things.Fire was no exception.So Luigi scremed at Kirby"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!STUPID RETARD!YOU YOU YOU PUFFBALL!That's when Kirby snapped.Kirby started twitching like crazy.Kirby head er body grew gigantic like they do on some anime and screamed"WHAT'D YA CALL ME BITCH?I'LL EAT YOUR ENTIRE BODY!"Kirby then...trust me it's better you don't hear this part.

After the match... (Sorry I forgot to mention who won.Kirby did.)

MH magically healed every and I do mean every broken bone which was all of them.Kirby was normal even though Jig was still flirting with him.Mario said to Samus while eating a bowl of pasta"Sorry I wasn't looking at you or listening to bird brain when u took off your helmet.Can you please-a take-a off-a your helmet-a?"Samus said"Sure."She took off her helmet for Mario and he threw his bowl of his pasta and said "MOMMA MIA MY-A HEART-A IS-A HAPPY AGAIN!YOU'RE-A MUCH HOTTTER THAN OL' WHAT'S HER NAME!LUIGI I'M-A NORMAL AGAIN!"Luigi yelled from across the other side of the room while Samus walked away"I heard you-a Mario."Then CF did Falcon punch in Mario's face and said"That's my girl dumass!"Then Samus kicked&Blasted him in(You guessed it the nuts.)

At the dinner table(Where YOshi &Kirby were knocked out before the food came.The rest of the matches are in later chapters.Samus&Link are still in their rooms.)

CF was whispering to Ness"I got a plan to get it on with Samus."Ness said" Oh yeah?Prove it." CF whispered again"I put a knock out pill in her drink so when she drinks it i'll drag her to by room and have my way with her."Ness said"Wouldn't she be knocked out though?" CF said "Yeah but getting it on when they're knocked out or not isn't a differenc for the top Fzero racer!"Just then Samus and Link walked in.Samus drank her drink...but nothing happened.CF once again whispered to Ness"What?The pill said instant knockout.I used it before!"Just then a thud on the table was heard.All the smashers looked.Someone was knocked out,but it wasn't Samus!It was...Link.Then Samus picked up Link and dragged him real fast to her room.Then they heard a noise.Before she went in she put a Do Not Disturb sign on the door.I'll give u ahint It was the same thing Link&Zelda did in chapter 2.Then Cf was screaming "DAM IT!DAM IT! DAM IT!THIS IS THE 999th TIME MY PLAN FAILED!AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS!Hey where did that ninja go?"Then they saw a note that said I finished my food fast.You should too.(End of letter)Mario said"Why-a would-a he"He was inturrupted by Yoshi&Kirby yawning and saying"FOOD!"All the other smashers there said"oh crap..."

10seconds later.

All the food there was just eaten all the by the star warrior and the yoshi.

End of chapter

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