Chapter One:
The Day it Happened
While Mario was making pasta and Sonic was doing he daily runs something happened. "WHOA!" they both said.
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"That is gonna leave a mark in the morning" Sonic said "Hey who the hell are you?" a voice came "Where are you? And my name is Sonic. "Ah Sonic you must be a brother snatcher!" "What?" "You were the one who stole my brother Mario weren't you?" (Luigi stepped out of the shadows) "Who is Mario?" "My brother why don't people know who we are?" (Luigi started to weep) "It's ok I don't even know what the hell your talking about." "So you will be my friend?" "Sure as long as you don't try to send me to a circus." "It's a promise."
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"Whoa that was strange." Mario said while getting up. "Oh Soni………..WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Amy said trying to find sonic "I'm Mario" "What's a Mario?" While Amy was busy looking for Sonic she thought "Hey. I need to find Sonic and… where did he go?" Mario took off running while Amy was talking to herself."Well what the hell he ran as soon as I was gonna kick the shit outta him but first I have to get my hammer from my house." (Amy get's to her house and grabs the piko-piko hammer) "All right that hedgehog swiper is gonna get his ass kicked. Time for a little tea at Cream's house though." (Amy gets to Crème's house and drink tea and eat cake). "Ok now for that can of whoop ass."
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"Oh no I lost my plunger." "Oh I thought it was a dart, sorry." "What a dart well never mind. Where is my plunger?" "It's upstairs in your room. I was playing darts and the others missed the bulls-eye so I used the so called plunger." "Ah, I see." "Well that's the story." "Ok." "What were you gonna do with that giant dart anyway?" "It's a plunger and Peach's castle is having bathroom problems again." "( again?" "Yeah this is the 10th time this week." "It must be annoying huh?" "It's pissing me off." "I bet." "Well later." "Later dude." (Luigi gets to Peach's castle and opens the door). "Oh My GOD!" "Sorry master Luigi it's having serious problems." Toadsworth said. "I can see that now." "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." A Toad screeched. "HAHAHAHAHAHA DIE TOAD." Bowser said. "What Bowser did this?" Toadsworth said. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA trying to out wit me eh?" "Well this is bull $h!t." "Geez master Luigi I didn't know you cussed." "Well now you do you little dumass." "Kiss my shiny metal butt." "Your not shiny or metal." "Well don't rub it in." "Where did Bowser go?" "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my KOOPA CLOWN CAR always gets me away from fools!" "Well $h!t." "So are you gonna get that problem fixed?" "Yeah just a second." (Luigi finds the bathrooms and fixes the problem). "Now to save Peach." "Yes now go save the princess! Oh and where is master Mario?" "Oh he's on vacation." "VACATION?" "Yeah my bro is on vacation." "What the freaking hel…" "Don't say it Toadsworth." "Oh fine." (Luigi saves Peach and brings her back to her castle). "(SLAP!)" "Ouch what was that for Peach?" "You bitch me and Bowser gave up our differences and are engaged." "When is the wedding?" "Oh in about a month." "Ok but first I gotta get a suit never been to wedding before. Is there gonna be a reception?" "Yeah but I gotta get new shoes and a new dress from the wedding and I gotta find Brides Maids and Bowser is looking for Grooms Men." "I'll be a Grooms Man. And I'll ask my new friend." "Who is your new friend?" "he's a hedgehog named Sonic." "Interesting." "That's what I said when I met him." "Well good-bye Luigi see you at the wedding." "Ok later." "Such a sweet guy." "Yes princess he is oh and Bowser told me everything I got everything you need." "Ok the white is pretty." "Yeah there was a yin-yang theme to it." "Oh how cool."
A/N: Yes it may be a new story but I like the improvements so review and keep reading.