Author's note: And now, something a little bit different ...
Without Gero:
General Red
Real name no gimmicks
Two monkey tailed brats go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two monkey tailed brats go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Gero's back, bringin' your end
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to fight Red Ribbon no more
They want Androids, I'm the giver
Well if you want Androids, then be ready to quiver
Pray to your deity and phone your vicar
Beg King Yemma to process your soul quicker
Red Ribbon is back, yeah we're still topical
I've been locked away, inventing, innovating
These Androids be wack, stylish and power draining
You waited this long so stop delaying
'Cause we're back, bots with no lag, with battle training
I know you're Saiyans, aliens, zany
Beaten Vegeta, Frieza, but still a trainee.
So the RRA is here to stay or not go away so let me say
'tried to end us with an energy ray.
But can't keep the RRA at bay
So here's some advice, pick off those lice
Your skin, it'll be nice we'll rip it off twice.
It's not petty 'cause this shit's been paid for already
Made new beings not battle suits, "Fuck you, monkey!"
Now this looks like the place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
We said, this looks like a place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Little alien kids feeling so selfish
I'm prepared, kick your dragon balls, in the pelvis
Start counting our victories are boundless
One two three our victories are countless, our tales tell Bitch
An army of few, but more than enough
We'll start a revolution, it's easy, won't be tough
An Android
You're senses we'll avoid and wack
Crack your back, cut out your throat and your skull we blast
And I am their master, they're created by me
Bot seventeen and his sister eighteen, chubby nineteen
Well I'm back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then Cell gonna enter in up
Right through your skin like a scorpion
The center of attention back, now the victor
I am the main man, the best plan since Frieza Clan
Battles scanned throughout history then wham
Tin can, won't give mercy
Feel the terror soon as the news covers me
Get your knees bent, scream lament and flee
Discontent, they went, and sent for me
Now this looks like the place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
We said, this looks like a place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Desert bandit, you will get your ass kicked
Worse than that monkey-tailed Saiyan bastard
Yeah Goku, caught by Pilaf Mai and Shu
We'll take your kids, your friends, and make monkey stew.
You know it's true, you're too weak, you freak, it's over
You've got no paddle up shit creek
A sneak peak, pissin' in your skull
Break your ankles and your wrists tear you some new wholes
Been building, a plan to be bad with CAD
Ever since you swayed Eight I've been pissed beyond mad
It's been decades and it seems
No one remembers the Red Ribbon Army
Leave it to me and you will see
It's just my team a murder spree
Though I'm not the first to use technology
I first mixed it with our biology
Blended it with mechno chemistry.
Then use it to dethrone royalty
There's a concept that works
Infinite energy the best model emerges
All aliens on this planet we will purge
It'd be so empty without us
Now this looks like the place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
We said, this looks like a place for me
So everybody just scream and flee
'Cause we need our rep back your death's the key
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Author's note: Next time, the battle continues.
