-1Teen Girl Squad:
The Troop Scout Cookie Sale
Cheerleader - Sewing Badge
So-and-So - Art Badge
What's Her Face - No badges!
The Ugly One - Ugly Person In Troop Badge
It is the weekly meeting of the Troop Scouts, and we find the Four Girls in uniform. What's Her Face wears baggy pants instead of a plaid skirt like everyone else. Cheerleader address the group, "Alright, my scouties, let's start looking…SOOO GOOOD!" However she was the only one that said it. The others look with a disapproving glare. "Why did ya not say it?" So-and-So answered, "We teens, we're like two times as older than any of these kids." Cheerleader replied, "No, it's because you gals don't look as good as me." A little girl comes running up to What's Her Face. "Are you my mommy?" PUNT! She kick the little girl off her leg.
The Den Mother enters and she has a mustache like a cornfield. "Alright you brats, sit in a circle." Everyone sat. "It's time for our bi-annual semi-monthly cookie sale. The group who sells the most will win a dinner date with Moviestar. Cheerleader turns to the girls. "You hear that! A Dinner Date with Moviestar. We will sell the most through popularity and beauty." What's Her Face Ask. "Can I not get stuck with carrying the boxes." "The others reply. "NOOO WAAAY!" The Den Mother Screams. "Come get your cookies and SELL!" A warrior comes and runs over the Den Mother saying, "Cornflieds stand no chance against the mighty warrior."
The Girls, except for What's Her Face because she is carrying the cookie boxes, are walking confidently. Cheerleader turns to the others and say, "Okay So-and-So, Knock on that door and get to sellin'" So-and-So knocked on door. SQUISHED! The door opens. It's Strong Bad. Looks around. "Oh, ding-dong ditching, how original. THE CHEAT TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS FOR THE PRANKSTERS!" SLAM!
Cheerleader turn to the others. What's her face is still struggling, and The ugly one is wet. "Okay, let's try a friendlier neighborhood. The Others Reply "OK!" GRASS CLIPPINGS! The Ugly One is covered from head to toe in grass clippings. The Walk to a swampy area. They pass a sign that Says, "BEWARE! SEA MONSTER AND OTHER ODDITIES AMOK! NO TEEN GIRLS!" In the back ground a frog catches and eats an alligator. "This Place is perfect. Let get to cookie sellin'" The Ugly one, still covered with grass, approaches a mailbox with "S. Monster" on it. "Hello! I'm selling cookies." SWAMP MONSTER'D! She gets tackled by the swamp monster. "OW! My Barret." The Ugly One Gets Up. "I'm Okay." POOP SMITH'D (I don't know if I can actually say that) The Poopsmith tackles her. "OW! My Badges."
Cheerleader sets up a table in front of "High-Priced Food Store." "There, we we'll sell millions now. W.H.F. Bring the cookies!" What's her Face Struggling. "O…K…" Cheerleader grabs a box on the ground saying, "You dropped this." TOO MUCH WEIGHT'D! Throwing it up on the pile cause the weight of the boxes to Squish What's Her Face. "Great! I will never win." The loudspeaker turned on and someone said, "Attention Shoppers, we have a sale on ninja stars, Buy 1, get 256 free, And Melon-ade now 3 dollars a gallon for the next 100 people." SALE RUSH'D Cheerleader was trampled by shoppers with shopping carts. "OW! My cookies!"
IT'S OVER!
The Ugly One I sitting next to Moviestar and the Swamp monster. "I glad you bought all those cookies S.M. Has Was dinner, Moviestar?" "I swallowed it whole." STARVING ARTIST'D. (Let's face the facts. Some Actors are considered Artist and they sometimes starve themselves to look SOOO GOOOOD!) Moviestar eats both The Ugly One and The Swamp Monster.