-1Skulker and Danny were in the ghost zone, staring at a toilet.
"Does it do anything?" Danny asked.
"Yes." Skulker said.
"Like what?" Danny asked.
"Well, it shoots out monkeys." Skulker said.
"And?" Danny said.
"And cats, and toilet water. And basketballs." Skulker continued.
"Ok." Danny said. "Anything special about it?"
"Yes, it shoots out tea party sets!" Skulker said.
"Ok, and?" Danny asked.
"And PDA's." He said. "And dogs."
"And?" Danny asked, again.
"And toilets!" Skulker said.
"But it's already a toilet!" Danny exclaimed.
"Yes, a very funky toilet." Skulker said. "Oh toilet, I love you." Skulker hugged and kissed the toilet.
"Um, ew?" Danny said.
"Oh toilety." Skulker said. "I wanna marry you."
"Don't invite me to your wedding." Danny said.
"I love you toilet." Skulker said. "Do you mind?"
"No, not at all." Danny said backing away slowly.
"She's mine!" Skulker exclaimed.
"No argument there." Danny said.
One year later
"I now pronounce Husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride."
Skulker leaned in to kiss his toilet. "I love you so."
Danny, Sam and Tucker were at his wedding. Tucker cried.
"I loved that toilet!" Tucker said.
"Now, now, there's more of…them, I think." Sam said.
"Tucker, it's a toilet!" Danny exclaimed.
"Danny's got a point." Sam said.
"Waaaaaaaaaa!" Tucker cried.
"Look what you did now!" Sam exclaimed.
"ME!" Danny yelled.
"Looks like we have a unhappy couple." Skulker said.
"Were only fourteen!" Sam said.
"And were friends!" Danny said.
"Tsk." Skulker said.