(A/N) Time for another one of my all-too-famous authors notes we all know and love. This is COMPLETELY random and it's not meant to insult Edward at all, I love him with a passion, and this is just for fun.
Dear diary,
My name is Ed. Today some people took me here to this wittle room. Even though its nice and soft it makes me sad to think I'll never get my red shiny stone.
The red and shiny stone is called the philosophers stone. I wonder why it's called that. I'm not a philosopher. I'm an alchemist. Why isn't it the Alchemist's stone!
Anyway what was I saying? Oh this is for whatever random thoughts I think of when I'm in the place, so... OH MY GOSH! That shadow scared me!
I thought it was Roy and he was coming to rape me. What does rape mean anyway? Theres this song that talks about raping and dates.
I wonder if those little fruits, dates, rape eachother.
They gave me a little uniform thingy. It's so cute how they think presents will make up for taking me away. Hehehe.
HEY! My uniform says small! I'm not small.
Doo doo doo. I've got a song stuck in my head. I don't know what it is though. Has that ever happened to you? The wall is pink. Did you know pink is pretty.
It's fun to pet the wall. My nose is itchy on the inside. Oh my gosh! Where's my jacket? Where's my pocket watch! Wheres my talking armor?
I'm going to cry now.
See there? I just cried. Isn't that sad?
Why was I crying again?
My tears tasted salty.
Hey! No! They're turning out the lights...what? It's bed time already? But I'm a big boy! I don't need a bed time any more! WAAAAH!
(A/N) Haha totally short I know, but hey it's a ten minute chapter okay? I'll update soon. Someone new will be joining Ed in his little room. Yay! Anyways. REVIEW!