(A/N) I got quite a few requests to update this random slur of words... I don't know why it took me so long... really it's one of the easiest things to write... I mean come on! Writing about insane people is fun... -says the authoress who happens to hear voices in her head from time to time- ahem...
Dear diary, I learned what the word rape means today. Remember how I wondered before? Now I know.
The scary firey alchemist man taught me... it means... to force someone to-!...Hey pink walls. Pink is pretty.
There's a girl I know with pink bangs. The rest of her hair is brown though. I don't get that... really I mean who has multi colored hair like that? Her name is rose too... who names their kid rose? May as well name her Weed.
Weed is a type of drug. I remember this one like little eight year old tried to sell it to me once. And I bought it. And I showed it off to flamey man and he yelled at me.
He said I got ripped off.
What was I saying? Oh yes I learned what rape means. They brought Mr. Pyromaniac Alchemist here because... I don't know why but... why'd they bring me here anyway?
So they brought Roy Corvette... No wait... Roy Mustang... They brought Roy Mustang here and they locked him in here with me. He kept screaming things like "I'm not insane." I wonder why he thought they thought he was insane.
Rape is bad. Did you know rape is bad? Did you know I learned what rape was today? Roy told me after he got here. He said he was miserable because I wouldn't stop rambling and said if I didn't shut up he'd rape me.
But I didn't know what rape meant so I wasn't scared of him or anything. So then he grabbed a hold of me and said he'd show me what rape was. It was scary.
You know it was only five minutes before I wrote this diary entry. I wonder where he hid my pants. It's getting cold in here. Where's my jacket?
OH MY GOD I LOST MY JACKET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey look a thingy. Thingys are so awesome. Did you know I have a thingy? Haha! You don't know what a thingy is do you? Okay its this thing... and it's shiny.
I got my thingy from the military because I'm so sexy. Or maybe it was for passing some test I'm not really sure. Roy thinks I'm sexy.
Did you know that when a guy says "You're sexy." to another guy it's a bad thing. I never knew that! But yeah they rape you after they tell you that. And rape is bad.
Did you know that dates rape eachother? It's so sick... maybe thats where little raisins come from.
You know that reminds me of when I had to tell my talking suit of armor about where babies come from.
(A/N) That chapter was slightly disturbing... but funny none the less... hehehe it's fun writing effortlessly yet getting good result... randomness is good...GAAAH my nose itches!