(A/N) I love you people. Do you want to know WHY? Because you fill my inbox with your lovely reviews... Thank you all! I accept these awards of best random authoress, best RoyEd authoress, and all around the coolest person on -Takes a bow- ...what? It's YOUR fault my ego inflated.
Dear Diary, My room keeps being invaded. I don't understand. This is supposed to be my little soft room. It make no sense!
Yesterday they throw in General Corvette... er I mean Mustang, and today they throw in palm tree hair. Palm tree hair is mean. He calls me names. And he rapes me like flamey does.
Only it's different, when palm tree hair rapes me its worse. Cuz you see... at least man with fire is nice the way he rapes me. But palm tree hair is vicious. He is violent with his raping. He is scary. The walls are blue now.
The blue isn't as good as the pink that it used to be. Did you know that you aren't supposed to touch wet paint? I found that out.
I'm bored.
AAAAH NOO! Palm tree hair and Man with Fire are fighting again. I think they are aruging. I will go closer to hear better.
OOOOH. Roy just called Envy a bad word. I'm telling his mommy... wait does he have a mommy? Hm... wait of course he does everyone has a mommy. People can't be born without mommys... well actually they need a mommy and a daddy. Except in San Francisco. There they need a mommy and a mommy or a daddy and a daddy.
OOOH now Envy called Roy a bad word. I'm telling his- wait is that a bad word? I don't know. I've never heard it before. I think he said Azshoel. What the hell is an azshoel? Oops... I said bad word. I need an eraser.
They're still arguing. It's about who gets to rape me. I feel kind of special... being all rapeable and stuff. It's kind of cool... I think.
I have idea. Hang on.
Heheheh. I had good idea. Me told Firey and Palm Tree. It is a very good idea. Now they don't have to fight. Here I'll tell you idea I- Hey is that a fly?
Ow. The wall is no longer my friend.
Now what was I saying? Oh my idea.
I told them to just rape eachother that way they don't have to fight. Haha I am smart.
Looks like they're having fun.
I wanna have fun like Fire man and Enpi! It's no faaaair. Now I am lonely and sad.
(A/N) Since when did the topic of this fic become rape? ... Oh yeah chapter one... who started all of that anyway? ... Oh... that was me huh? Well um... hehehehe.
Review and inflate my ego please. It's already starting to deflate.
Oh by the way, Enpi comes from a crappy subtitle job on the FMA movie. And the name palm tree hair comes from... well it's hard to explain if you've never seen Envy.