"…So in other words we're going camping." Kaoru said
The members of Diru just stared at him, or what Kaoru though of as staring. Kyo was sleeping, Toshiya was doing his makeup, Die was poking Shinya and Shinya was thinking of ways to kill Die. They all seemed unfazed before it hit them like a ton of bricks, except for Kyo who was asleep. Toshiya was the first to react.
"WHAT?" Toshiya asked
"We're going camping." Kaoru repeated as if it was the simplest thing ever
"In the woods, with no electricity, and bugs, and animals, and FRESH AIR?" Toshiya asked as if Kaoru was crazy
"I actually think that it would be a good idea if we went camping. It would be a chance to bond with each other." Shinya said
"I AGREE COMPLELTY WITH SHINYA!" Die said a little to loudly
"Okay, I have the right to say whether or not Kyo agrees because he's sleeping, and I say he's coming so it's official. We're going camping." Kaoru said, he saw Toshiya opening his mouth to complain "Yoshiki say we all have to go unless you want to be dropped." He then saw Toshiya's mouth close.
"Wait…What's going on?" Great Kyo had woken up.
"We're going camping." Kaoru said knowing that Kyo was going to try and fight
"Why?" Kyo asked
"Team bonding." Kaoru said
"Fuck, we don't need to bond we all now each other to damn well. Like this morning I was walking past your apartment and I know you and Toshiya bond all to well." Kyo said
"What's Shinya's favorite color?" Kaoru asked unfazed by Kyo's comment about him and Toshiya
"Umm…uhh…. aahh…FUCK YOU!" Kyo said flicking Kaoru off
"Exactly. Now any dumb remarks that you all need to make." Kaoru asked seeing Toshiya raise his hand
"Will there be plugs there?" Toshiya asked
"Okay then, meet me here at 6:00 am sharp." Kaoru said before turning around and leaving
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Die was at his apartment packing his bags. He stared at the stuff that he had. Five shirts, Four pairs of jeans, two pairs of shoes and an assortment of items. Among them were, an Ipod, a picture of Shinya, a thing of aspirin, no underwear.
"Now what am I missing?" Die asked himself "Oh right condoms and lube. Operation: Make Shinya mine will be worth this damn camping trip." Die said completely ignoring the fact the he didn't have underwear.
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Shinya was packing his things, he was pretty sure that him and Kaoru were the only one's packing normal things.
"I hope I get to share a tent with Die-kun, maybe I'll be able to tell him how I feel." Shinya said blushing, ignoreing the fact that Miyu need to take a walk.
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Toshiya thought he packed pretty well. He had even packed a battery-powered blow dryer along with other things that were completely unnecessary. He also had highheels, lots of them.
"Totchi, are you sure you need to pack all of these things?" Kaoru asked staring at the stuff that Toshiya had packed
"This is just the necessary stuff." Toshiya said
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Kyo wasn't packing. Kyo was laying on his bed, asleep. Normally he would be packing, but fuck packing, he'll do it when he wakes up
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"Alright is everyone here?" Kaoru asked as if he was conducting a fieldtrip with a bunch of seven year olds.
"Yes we're all here now lets get this damn thing over with." Kyo said glaring at Kaoru
"Toshiya are you sure those are the right shoes?" Shinya asked Toshiya who was wearing ten-inch heals.
"These are fine." Toshiya said smiling
"This is going to be hell in a basket." Was all Kaoru said before driving off to the camping grounds.
