Disclaimer: Guess what? I didn't get really rich and buy Kingdom Hearts. Sorry, there's still Disney in it. Ew.
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I guess the great thing about paper is that it can be recycled…
Sora lifted his head from Riku's lap, scrambling to his bedroom door when he heard a very mom-like giggle. Not that he would be in trouble for sleeping in Riku's lap…it was just a little embarrassing. Sora turned around again; about to wake the sleeping teen up, but it was one of those "Awwww" moments. Riku really looked cute when he was sleeping. There wasn't a sarcastic smirk or teasing aqua eyes…just Riku.
"Soooooooora!" His mom chirped from downstairs. "Where are you, baby?"
"Upstairs!" He called back, causing Riku to blink a few times. "Oops."
"Morning Sora-aaah." Riku yawned.
Then, Sora heard the familiar sound of heels tapping against wood stairs, and clicking down the wood hall. "Have you met Roxy's new friend?" She asked with a bright smile and happy blue eyes.
"Uh. Not really." Sora said. Where they still making out?
"Ooooh. Riku's here too? I'm going to have two son-in-laws!" She exclaimed, running to her room (probably for a camera).
"Mom!" Sora moaned at her back, sighing in defeat. So Roxas was still attached to the red haired guy. Weird.
Riku blinked again. Sora's mom sure was happy…He got up, wrapping his arms around the brunette's waist.
"Ri-ku!"
"What? Everyone here knows about us…" He grumbled, his lips brushing against Sora's neck.
"That doesn't mean anything! I don't want everyone watching us!"
"Shut the door."
"They'll just open it."
"Excuses, excuses."
Flash.
"MOM!" Sora yelled, squirming out of Riku's grasp.
"Aw. It's just a picture honey. So shush." She said with another smile.
"Can I have a copy?" Riku asked with a slight smirk.
"You're on her side too?" Sora demanded, spinning around to face Riku. He stamped his foot and pouted, obviously upset with his boyfriend.
"Oh! Your first fight!" The woman exclaimed, taking another picture.
"Oh shut up, Sora. It's not like she's going to put them on the news."
"You never know." Sora muttered, looking at the floor.
"Sora darling, could you start kissing Riku? I need another picture."
"No way!" Sora said before being attacked by Riku's lips. Another damn picture. "Stooooop!" He whined, pulling away.
"Thank you, Riku." Sora's mom said, before hurrying downstairs to take pictures of her other son.
"Riku. You're mean." Sora pouted, walking over to his bed.
"I know, but you love me, right?"
"Whatever."
"Urgh! Mom! You can't take a picture of me when someone's tongue is down my throat!" Came Roxas' voice from downstairs.
"Hey Riku," Sora said, glancing at his boyfriend.
"Hm?
"You wanna go to the play-island?"
"Sure."
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"Riku!" Came a shrill voice as a girl latched onto Riku's leg.
"Why don't you tackle Sora anymore?" He asked, trying to shake the girl off.
"Oh. Um. He fell over one time, and threatened to kill me." The brunette girl admitted sheepishly, removing herself from Riku.
"Nice, Selph." Riku snorted.
"So. Um. How'd you convince Sora to fall in love with you? Huh? Hm? Huh?" She asked.
"How did you know?" He asked, raising a silver brow.
"I wired Sora's room."
"What?" The brunette asked, finally speaking.
"Never mind. Just answer the question."
"I raped him, Selphie." Riku said with a smirk.
"Ooooh…aaaaaah. I'm going to go tell the world then, kay? Bye!" She yelled, prancing off to Wakka and Tidus. "Guess what? Riku already got in Sora's pants!" She yelled with glee, tackling Wakka.
"Thanks Riku." Sora said, rolling his eyes and glaring at Riku.
"No problem."
"Hey Riku…" Came a new voice. Well, not exactly…but new to this conversation.
"Hey Kairi." Said Riku. There were going to be a lot of questions today…
"Selphie said that you and Sora were together?"
"Uh…yeah." Riku said.
"Oh. Awesome." The redhead said, and walked away.
"Hm. Who else do you think is going to come over here?" Sora asked, looking at the sky.
"Don't know. Everyone, I guess."
"What if the King comes?" Sora asked, his eyes widening.
"Sora, stop dreaming." Riku said with a snort.
"It could happen." He shrugged. Then gross, wet kissing noises came from the bridge. Ew. Maybe Selphie was mouth-raping Tidus. Ew. Nasty mind visions. Oh wait. It was worse. Axel and Roxas. Ew. More visions.
"Roxas! Get a room. Jeez." Sora whined, throwing a handful of sand at the blonde.
"Mom kept taking pictures! I had no choice." He shrugged, returning to the redhead's lips.
"Ugh. There's nowhere safe anymore. It's awful." Sora complained.
"What about the Secret Place?"
"Nope. Kairi'll find us."
"Guess we'll just have to make-out here then."
"No way. My brother's here."
"He doesn't seem to mind that you're here."
"That doesn't make any difference. I'm putting my foot down. No P.D.A." Sora said, raising his foot to put it down. Then, he was tackled by Riku.
"Doesn't count, it never touched the ground." Riku said with a grin.
"Aw, come on Riku! No fair!"
"Oh shush, you." Riku said before shutting Sora up with his mouth.
And all the gay Anime boys lived happily ever after. Yay.
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Author's Notes: I honestly had no inspiration, so this took long AND it was crappy. GASP. Yayforme. Anyways, I'm going to call this completed. Sorry to those of you who wanted me to extend it. I have no more ideasx(. Maybe I can make you happy with a new fiction or two? PLEASEDON'THATEME.