A CHIBI NoTE: how to get back at an unsuspecting Naruto
(Hi peoples I hurt my rib so I've got time now but still no Bata reader for now she is visiting so please bare with me. My loyal fans I wish you the best-witch includes for you school dreaders that your school blows up in a bizarre freak accident before you actually have to attend… happy long weekend….ow I hurt mmmneh)
Chibi sauske climbs in through the window and grabs a paint can with a scull etched and another one with a bee etching. And like most juicy schemes chibi Kakashi lovingly helps out to cause the other guy misery-oh and look he's actually on time for once as he hands sauske yet another bucket this time with a doggy dew number 2 insignia
#1 pant honey on window sill and paint a straight line to Naruto's bed
#2 paint DD#2 on the edges of Naruto's bed
#3 covers his lazy self in honey to attract bees
#4 open window to let funny bees and waiting house flys in
#5 laughs maniacally as he's stung and bitten
#6 makes him run to to kitchen sprayed with bug repellent and filled with Oruchimaru full sized cut outs.
----"safety percussion" chibi sauske says to Kakashi "are run like hell and hope Sakara doesn't catch us doing this"
The plans results…..
Sauske opened the window but the bugs went after Kakashi first as he was carrying the buckets of stuff-soon remedied for he dropped the buckets on top of Naruto. The bugs all bit and stung Naruto forcing him to jump around like an idiot ( which sauske savored-)
Kakashi and sauske stood and watched Naruto for 5 minutes before walking over to the kitchen and yelling
"NARUTO QUICK IN HERE !"
Chibi Naruto promptly obeyed and dove into the kitchen. After some loud banging noises the sound Sauske had been waiting for rose through the Naborhood.
A scream of ultimate suffering as all of the Oruchimaru cut outs where in sexy poses and Naruto passed out from a severe overdose of ugly.
"Do you think he saw us?" asked chibi Sauske
"If he did – he won't remember he hit his head good." Kakashi said cringing
All of a sudden loud scary foot steps echoed through the hall and Sakara came angrily bursting in with a facial mask on to kill them.
(well I'm leaving for my own safety and you should tow see yha next time)