Watching Jaune Again!

by NigmaShady

People of Remnant are pulled into another theater watching different scenarios of one Jaune Arc except there's a twist. What do you mean they go back to their reality? What do you mean he might go into watching himself along with the cast of characters? A different take on the react trend in RWBY fics. (Changed to Rated M in chapter 5) (Discontinued)

10. Shorts IV: Attack of the Horny

AN: Announcement! I might not be able to update for a while. Being sick and trying to find a job has been weighing on me over the recent weeks. This might interfere with the writing of this fanfic.

Hello this is Shorts No. 4, this will be the oneshot covering Mallobaude. I will do My Monster Classmates soon, I'm just trying to see where I would place it. Please support this fanfic, I am honestly surprised by it already becoming my number one most followed, favorite and reviewed fanfic that I have made. I will say that I am planning to create a new original fanfic in RWBY that will follow the canon for the most part but no OC and not much concept from other anime or games. It's called "All the Small Things" not in large by Blink-182, it's just I had a problem with Digitize27's "Small Changes" on how the changes were not small seriously time travel, parentage and hair color are small… no. So it's gonna be about Jaune having some slight changes like dialogue with characters or seemingly mundane decisions.

The poll will close when I release Shorts No. 6, by that point it would be clear to have either Jaune get a harem or not. Please vote on the poll that's on my profile. Someone asked if there's someone I want to surpass. To me it's the one who makes the best react fic currently and that is ManOfTheWall's "Another God-Dang React Fic!" He did Fate and he made it so amazing, so it makes me jealous. Also he's ahead of me but I'm slowly catching up to him.

If you get the references I have placed here in Nora's dialogue then it means you are still a man of culture and that those types of anime should just stop. Fetish anime is just really, really boring. And yes I know I changed it, just wanted to make it a bit different I guess. Go on you can hate me all you want but I'm still doing this fanfic regardless.

Someone asked on how futile it is to have the bad guys and the good guys in one room reacting to future events and possibilities. May I remind those viewers or readers that I clearly explained in the first four chapters that the Creator can take away those memories leaving only feelings or deja-vu. This is to keep the events of the canon in check without much displacement.

This fic for me will be complete once I create one where a couple struggles to find each other just to ask each other's name. And it will be Arkos since I feel like it is the most underused in my fic so far. To that one reviewer who said I should stop, I can't it's a challenge that I want to overcome in my writing.

The story of this is that I have found myself a beta reader. YAY! His name is The Exiled Darkness, and he might place some of his notes or AN here and it's fine by me.

Response to Reviews:

Man of Azure: I could go on a 20 page essay on how much I fucking HATE! Erased. Pyrrha is going to have a special one that would indicate the end of the series. End it with the canon I guess, all I'm going to say that it's going to be based off the best anime of all time and it's a romance. Hint hint: Made by Makoto Shinkai

drbakerarcho2008: Oopsie doopsie.

The Hero named Villain: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... very interesting but I'm not that interested in doing a boy to boy pairing just yet. I have to find the right one to base it off.

People who say I shouldn't do Arkos because of how I portray Pyrrha and want me to kill her: I want to learn on how to do it. No, I will not kill her just for that. If I did that then everyone in Mirai Nikki would die... actually it would have been just fine. Pyrrha will go through a character arc more than anyone else on how she will view Jaune personally. I'm not going to place a characteristic and just leave it there like Rooster Teeth.

bobinator1001: I think I've done that... many, many times.

People who want to Call of Duty: No.

slepnir34: I will do more Love is War but not now.

1v2: The ones out of your suggestion that I will do is Interview with Monster Girls and Shaman King. Also spacing.

Stratos263: Last of Us... hmmm... interesting.

What the fu: Yes I will do Attack on Titan but in a twist.

That on guy who pm'ed me saying I would abandon this community like Naruto and Percy Jackson: I left because of the stale amount of the same fanfics posted there it's either protagonist is a cuck or op. Also because the real series has taken so many wrongs it has drained me.

Everyone who wanted Star Wars: No because it would just be a rant filled fanfic on how much I hate the sequel trilogy.

Jkrit: I will do it, I promise and it will be the third fight. Jaune shall be History's Greatest Loser.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY since it is the intellectual property of Rooster Teeth. If I did, I wouldn't have the company commit the mistakes of protecting the cast for threatening one dude, raising the prices for no apparent reason, firing Vic Mignogna without proper investigation (even if the man is innocent, I mean most of the evidence has been fabricated by social justice warriors that it is appaling), I wouldn't place political and social issues in an escapist show, and paying the people in the company. Monty Oum would be rolling in his grave as he sees his baby die slowly. I also do not own the fanfic used since it is the intellectual property of Mallobaude. I also use ChaosDemon1129's fanfic called Happy Birthday, Daddy! This is his intellectual property so go check that out. I do not own College Fool's 'A Househusband Macho or Something' that is his intellectual property.

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"What's this short about?"

The Creator smiled at Ruby's question. "Maternal instinct, one of the strongest feelings especially in times of danger and peace. This biological response can turn any woman into a force of nature."

"What?" Ruby was confused but her teammates sighed in embarrassment since she was still a bit naïve even with that short that showed her learning about the talk and the chapter where she and her sister had touched lips with Jaune.

Blake leaned closer to the red reaper. "It's the need to be pregnant, Ruby."

"Oh? Then what causes it?" Ruby asked.

The Creator snickered in delight. "Seeing babies."

The screen turned on revealing the living room of Saphron and Terra Cotta-Arc's home. This is where both team RWBY and JNR were staying before leaving for Atlas with Oscar Pine-who had Beacon's headmaster, Ozpin, inside his mind.

Most except Ironwood, Glynda, Qrow, Raven, Tai and the headmaster of Beacon himself were the only ones who didn't react that loudly.

Jaune exclaimed his disbelief. "How?! That shouldn't be possible! And why is it in my sister's place?"

Now, Jaune had been playing with the kid of his eldest sister's, which caused quite a few reactions from different females. They, of course, also played with little Adrian until they got tired. Afterwards, the former students of Beacon went to bed and dreamt of different dreams about a certain blond paladin.

The doorman bowed his head slightly before opening the door to Schnee Manor. Her coat and purse were quickly taken for her to be placed on the rack next to the mansion's main entrance. The clicking sound of heels on marble tile filled her ears as she moved through her home, the sounds of her footsteps becoming fainter as the sounds of laughter and play became louder.

"Hehe, wonder if it's her being the boss of everyone in a castle." Yang's comment earned a small fist to the top of her noggin from Ice Queen Junior. She simply humphed to avoid the fact that most of her dreams were about ruling over something that being the Schnee Dust Company and how she would cause humans and faunus to coincide in peace.

Weiss' lips drew into a tight smile as she neared the parlor.Peeking around the corner, she saw a familiar sight that warmed her heart. It took a few seconds, put two sets of eyes finally saw her.

"Mother!" the pair of voices shouted.Her two children, her precious snow angels, came running at her with arms spread wide. Weiss knelt down the little she needed to in order to envelop them both in tight hugs, her face burying itself in their perfect snow-white hair as she kissed each atop the head.

"Oh they're so adorable!" The normal response of the red reaper was stolen from Weiss' older sister whose eyes were shining like stars upon seeing the children of her younger sibling.

Qrow laughed. "So all it takes for the Ice Queen to melt is seeing children. Well ain't it sad 'cuz of your attitude, you won't get any."

Her good mood had shattered from Qrow's remarks wherein her immediate response was to grab her rapier to skewer the drunkard. But it disappeared, she looked at the Creator who shook his head.

"Remember, no violence. You must remain civil and who knows maybe you'll get some loving cousins for Weiss. Maybe it would be from Qrow."

Qrow had spat out his drink while Winter paled from the mere thought of any touching with Qrow. His pride would have been hurt if it wasn't the one he hated/loved so much. But he took it with another swig to forget the pain.

"Eira, Albricht," she said lovingly. "I missed you both so much."

An aging Klein came into the room as she handed her a glass of brandy. A second glass was given to her darling husband, who was next to greet her."Welcome home, honey," Jaune smiled as it was now his turn to bend down in order to kiss her. "Busy day?"

"…" Weiss was speechless as the screen revealed the scene of her two beautiful children that she would have wished to eventually have, as well as the names she preferred to have named them. This picturesque moment was brought to completion with an older Jaune who seemed to have taken care of them to not become like Whitley. An actual family where she and her partner would not make the mistakes of her parents. It seemed like a dream but seeing it filled her with hope.

Pyrrha would have wanted to glare in jealousy on the fact her partner was with Weiss, but it was washed away due to the scene of Eira and Albricht along with Jaune as a father. A small nagging voice in the back of her head was telling her that if they weren't together at least he will be happy regardless. 'Why can't he be happy with me?' (AN: Blame Rooster Teeth and the shipping wars)

"Oh, you know how it is," she sighed as she allowed him to lead her over to the sofa. Eira and Albricht followed, finding their places once more on the expensive Mistrali rug and resumed playing with their toys. "There's never a dull moment when you're the CEO of the Schnee Dust Company."

"You really should take a vacation." He urged her. There was concern in those loving blue eyes of his. Eyes which had loved her since the first time they met back at Beacon Academy. "You've earned it after single-handedly reforming your family's company and championing faunus rights in the working sector."

She smiled modestly at her wealth of achievements in such a short span of time since she took power back from her father, who had since been imprisoned with charges of corruption and illegal business dealings. "Well, it just so happens that I did decide to take this Friday off of work..."

Blake smiled. "You actually did it Weiss. I would have never thought of seeing a reality like this."

Weiss gave a sad smile. Her dreams had come true, yes, but as of the moment; it was seemingly another reality. "But it's not my reality."

An excited gasp filled the room. "You mean the day of my piano recital?" Eira asked.

Weiss smiled. "That's right. I decided to give everyone in the company a paid day off this Friday because I didn't want to risk missing a second of your performance."

Winter smirked rather viciously. "Already better than our mother." She looked at Weiss. "I'm proud of you Weiss if you actually become a caring mother like this."

Weiss had furiously blushed from her sister's comment but that was short-lived when her hooded partner decided to make fun of her. Relapsing back into a normal Weiss, she responded by pulling the cheeks of the Red Reaper. "Aww! I give! I give!"

"What about my fencing tournament?" Albricht hurried asked.

Weiss nodded. "Of course. It may still be a month away, but I've made preparations well in advance to take time off for that as well. There will never be anything more important in my life than my children. Not my company. Not being a huntress. Nothing."

Both children got up from the floor and jumped up to the couch to once more squeeze their mother tightly.Her husband, her children, this life... it truly was bliss.

Ruby having been released from her best-partner-buddy's hold of her cheeks smiled. "Is it just me or does that Weiss seem to have lost her Ice Queen image?"

Weiss' response was to sputter and fiddle with her fingers especially when Yang offered a solution. "Ohhh… maybe Lover Boy over here needs to put a-"

Her solution was interrupted by an out of nowhere pillow hitting her face as she was knocked off the couch as a result. Jaune on the other hand was in a trance on seeing his former crush being happy with him. 'So was it right for me to still court her after all? Somehow, I feel that may have lost any opportunity if I continued. This is hard. As long as she's happy, I guess...'

The former Schnee heiress instantly sat up after experiencing that dream. The feeling of bliss, Weiss felt whole again. After the crisis on the train, after the hardship they had suffered at Brunswick Farms, she and her teammates had finally reunited with their friends. Everyone had come out of it alive. Everyone had been challenged in their desire to keep moving forward. In the end they had all come out stronger. They knew what was at risk, and what they had to protect.

Family.She remembered the first time her blue eyes saw one Adrian Cotta-Arc. The adorable little toddler made for a fierce rival to even Zwei in cuteness. Not since first meeting that dog at Beacon had Weiss felt her heart flutter in such a way. She wanted nothing more than to hold the child. To love him. To nurture him. To protect him from all the evils in the world.

Ren sighed. The silent teen noticed where this was going. "So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile."

It was a new feeling for the Ice Queen. Something stirred inside that frozen heart of hers in the moment she saw Adrian pouting at Jaune's accusation of him being the 'baby'. It was a natural desire. An instinct. Something deep inside her that craved taking care of a baby. It became even stronger when she saw that dream with her beautiful children.Her babies.

Unlike her own parents, Weiss would be the ideal mother. She would be attentive both physically and emotionally. She would not waste away in the garden under the influence of drink. She would not lock herself in her office, consumed by work all day. She would have children out of love, and not the cold, pragmatic desire to produce an heir. No, Weiss Schnee would be the most wonderful mother the world had ever known. She would fulfill the dream she saw.

An all too familiar blond boy who had once courted her. Back then she had spurned his advances. Now however it was time to court him and she will get him.

Jaune gulped when he saw a more determined or was it crazed Weiss after his Jauney. "I think the other me should run."

Weiss crossed her arms and 'hmph-ed'. "Like you would ever decline any advance I make."

Blake chuckled. "So does that mean you're going to try to court Jaune, Weiss?"

Weiss paled but also blushed since the dream had caused her to feel different about the Arc. These scenarios were either reinforcing the good parts or reminding her about his bad parts. She could see the danger of falling in love with an alternate Jaune but would that transition to the real one. Would that even be love or simple wish fulfillment for what is not there?

After another successful mission, it was time to return home. And that meant coming back in style.Opening the side door of the Bullhead, Yang checked her gear one more time. Beside her Jaune did the same. Satisfied that they were set, she turned to her husband. "Ready to go?"

Yang had blushed a furious red, normally she was like this when it was a fight. But after several scenarios where she and Lover Boy were either in a cute romance she wished she could have or making out. Things were getting different, now he was a husband to her… 'Do I actually want that? Maybe if I-'

She had slapped her cheeks as hard as she could to remove any more thoughts about the blond knight. 'If I did, would it be alright for me to remove my baby sister's first actual love interest…'

Fully absorbed in her thoughts, Blake shook her head. "I have a feeling that this one is about dreams of Jaune with a specific girl and then they will awaken their instinct to reproduce."

Ruby tilted her head to look at Blake since she was confused. "Does that mean Blake, your instincts will react when you see Jaune with you?"

Blake's response was to turn away from her team leader where she buried her crimson face under her book.

The man nodded, flashing a toothy grin as he gave a thumbs up. "Ladies first!" he shouted over the harsh wind that whipped through the open cargo bay of the ship.

Yang rolled her eyes at his attempt at chivalry. "Sounds good!" she yelled back before pushing Jaune out the door.

The initial scream faded quickly, and Yang jumped out a few seconds after. The air bit at her face as she freefell through the sky, Jaune just a little bit below her. This was the life. Going on missions with the man she loved. Skydiving from their ride home. She couldn't wait to get home and see their loving child.

They deployed their parachutes soon enough, gliding the rest of the way down to their secluded cabin home. Much like her father, Yang wanted a life away from all the adventure and excitement that work brought her. Separating that from a peaceful domestic life was the perfect balance that she needed.

Discarding their gear, the two blondes stepped inside their home, and to a sight which Yang would never get tired of."Mom, dad!" Juniper yelled as she ran toward them. The small blonde girl jumped up to be caught in Yang's arms, who pulled her into a tight embrace.

Unbeknownst to everyone, the name of Juniper created a grimace to show for a second to the normally calm or happy headmaster. That name reminded him of so many amazing and soul crushing memories.

Tai was crying tears of joy upon seeing his prospective grandkid along with a happy Yang and a caring husband like the Arc. All he wanted was for her to be happy. He was also relieved that she didn't follow in her mother's footsteps.

Qrow patted the big blonde bear of a man on the shoulder to just comfort him a bit. "At least you'll be a grandparent."

Raven was stoic but on the inside she was jealous that her daughter managed to keep her own family together despite other duties. 'Did I make a mis- NO! I did what was best at that time. It was them who left me…'

"What's up, June!" She held her there for long moments, taking in the perfection of the moment. Of coming home to her darling daughter, just as she always did.

Yang would never put her own daughter through the heartache that her own mothers had. She learned what not to do through Raven's selfishness. Through Summer's unfortunate death while out on her own mission. It was why she never went alone. Jaune was always there by her side. He would always have her back, just as she would always have his.

Unknown to Yang, the remaining members of Team STRQ were hit by the reminder of their past mistakes. But to the blonde brawler, she nearly teared up from seeing her future self with a hunk of a husband and a wonderful daughter. 'I would actually love to have this.'

Jaune looked at the currently entranced Yang who seemed to be in her own version of heaven from seeing this scenario. 'Could I have a future with Yang? She'd actually be a great mother even if she does act like that but what about… This really is hard.'

"Where's your aunt?" Yang continued, once she had set her daughter back down.

"Oh, Aunt Ruby needed to go out and buy some stuff for maintenance on Crescent Rose. She said she trusted me enough to be home alone for an hour."

"Did she now..." She smirked. Her dear younger sister was going to get quite the talking to once she got back home.

Yang glared at Ruby who simply tapped her head and chuckled as if to say 'Oh oopsie doopsie. I didn't mean that'. The younger sibling tried her patented puppy dog-

"Ruby." Yang's stern response removed any hint of an attempt as Ruby fiddled with her fingers and looked down.

"I bet my other self didn't mean it." Yang's glare may have lessened but she felt like- Oh no! She was really wanting to become a mother and have Juniper. This mother's instinct is really powerful.

"Yup! I'm a big girl now!"Yang couldn't help but smile. Yes, Juniper was indeed becoming a big girl now even Ruby said the same thing when she was seven. Perhaps big enough to be up to the new responsibility which would soon be in their laps.

"Well guess what?" she said as she took her daughter by the hand, leading her over to the couch. "I have a surprise for you."

Summer plopped down next to her mother, blue eyes looking up at her. "What is it?"

"Well..." Yang's attention shifted over to Jaune, who smiled warmly at her. "You're going to have a baby brother or sister soon. In around eight months."

Mercury babbled about Jaune being a sex god whist the blonde knight himself had his jaw affixed to the floor. Wow… he got with Yang again. He needed a full minute to reboot, that was like being told he was the father from out of nowhere.

Yang blushed and may have rubbed her stomach a bit and smiled. She then shook her head to remove any more mature thoughts. 'Curse this scenario!'

"A baby brother or sister!" Summer shouted. "I can't wait! Can I have them now? Please!"

She and Jaune both laughed. "Sorry, sweetie. I'm afraid it doesn't work like that. But it's never too early to start thinking of names..."

Her daughter smiled, revealing a hole where one of her baby teeth had recently fallen out. "Yay! I'm gonna be the best big sister ever!"

Maybe. Yang knew that she still held a monopoly when it came to that title. But who knows. Maybe the daughter would indeed surpass the mother. That alone would be proof enough that she had done her job well.She had emulated all she could from the woman who her daughter was named after. So far, everything in her life was perfect.And that perfection was about to be doubled.

Blake chuckled where Yang glared at the black cat. "Let's see how funny it is for you once you get one, Blakey. You might want to give Lover Boy your pu-"

The blonde of Team RWBY's mouth was shut by her own partner who was glad she was able to stop that horrible cat pun before it was released to everyone.

Yang had sat up from her bed as she started to fully remember that weird dream. It felt like this dream had kept reoccurring ever since she arrived in Argus. But somehow she felt happy. After all she and everyone else had been through, she needed this.Meeting Jaune's sister here had been a surprise, but perhaps what had been more surprising was to see how the two of them interacted. It reminded her of Ruby and herself.

Saphron's teasing of Jaune was just the kind of thing she loved to do to her own 'baby sister'. After all, much like he was her baby brother, Ruby would always be Yang's own baby sister. It didn't end there. Grabbing his cheeks. Teasing him about wanting to follow after her footsteps. It was incredible, like looking in a mirror. They were both so alike in both looks and personality. The only difference was that one had a child.

Yang's attention shifted to Adrian. After playing with him, she was reminded of how Ruby had been at his age. She had done her fair share of helping to raise Ruby into the young woman that she was. As far as she was concerned she would make a great mother one day.

Qrow laughed but was nailed with a can of soda to his head. He looked back to see a grumpy Yang who cracked her fists. "You got something to say about being a parent? I had to handle Miss Sugar Addict back then. Last time you took care of us, you almost burnt the house down."

Qrow wanted so bad to retort but a laugh from Tai made him lose his resolve. 'It wasn't my fault… it was Zwei's.'

She remembered what happened yesterday. Her gaze turned to Jaune, who was still fighting off his sister's offending hands. A soft smile graced her lips, seeing how well they got along. She already knew the boy well. He was safe. He was a friend. He was already an uncle. How would he be as a father?

And did he still harbor any feelings for her teammate?Yang glanced over to Weiss, who appeared to be staring at Jaune herself. A stupid smile was plastered on her face, while her glassy eyes were seemingly lost in thought.

It had been a while since Beacon. She wondered where Jaune's heart was now. After all, her own father had loved and lost before, only to find solace in the arms of another. She wondered if... maybe she could be the one to bring him happiness...

Tai chuckled when he saw his eldest daughter blush at her alternate self's plan. "Didn't realize I inspired you that much, sunflower."

Yang's response was a playful punch to her dad's shoulder since she couldn't exactly make a comeback from that since she actually thought of doing so with Jaune. She needed better role models in handling a relationship. One left, one went to another woman in a short time, one loved being the rebound, and one… was married to the bottle.

The sun was out in the quiet home in the woods of Vale. Ruby Rose yawns greatly with such fervor that it causes her door to open. Being confused at this phenomenon, she rubs the sleep from her eyes and comes face to face with Jaune wearing the same Pumpkin Pete Hoodie although now he had a stubble and had cut his hair a bit shorter than his look back when they were in Mistral.

In his hands was a tray with an assortment of her breakfast needs. Eggs, ham, bacon, cookies, and no vegetables. Before he could even open his mouth to say something, a red blur arrived in their room and hugged Ruby.

She looked down to see her daughter, Summer, she was so glad that her daughter was born in a time when Salem was defeated and they were able to settle down. "Hey mom, we brought breakfast."

Cinder of course was shocked that her master was defeated by the wearer of the silver eyes and that their line continued. She didn't realize that the Creator knew what she was thinking. 'Good thing I'll erase that little tidbit.'

Ruby was shocked to find a beautiful daughter that she made with her first best friend in Beacon. She started crying because she was finally a mother to-

Her line of thought was interrupted due to a warm hug from her elder sister who smiled back to her. "Looks like you're a great mother too, Rubes."

Ruby rubbed her little girl's head and gave a warm smile. "Thank you sweetie. I really loved this."

Summer then asked. "Thanks mom. You're the best mom ever!"

She heard Jaune give a large cough as he looked expectantly on their daughter. Summer then blushed in embarrassment. "Oh, oh, you're always the best Dad!"

"She even acts like you, that is just so cute!" Yang exclaimed while Weiss did not want to give away her desire to spend time with the adorable spawn of her partner and Jaune.

Jaune gave a warm smile while balancing the tray had given Summer a wet kiss on her cheek. "Thanks my little bundle of joy."

She saw Summer's eyes light up with happiness, that gave her so much joy. Is this what her mother felt like seeing her? Jaune moved next to her and placed the breakfast tray near her lap. He then gave a slight kiss to her forehead. "Happy Mother's Day, Ruby. Are you prepared for another great day?"

Jaune couldn't stop the huge smile from appearing in his face. He never thought of Ruby as a potential love interest as he was too focused on Weiss, but upon seeing this… 'It's just, I never thought Ruby could be so beautiful. This is just gonna get harder for me to choose who I actually like.'

This day, this moment, this was perfection. It was worth everything she had fought for, now she could take that next step in her life. Becoming a great mother just like her own mother. She was thankful that Jaune was great with the household due to his talent of domestic skills that she didn't have to worry about what could happen to Summer at home.

"Of course, honey. Thank you for everything."

"I don't like where this is going. Am I going to be as weird as Yang and Weiss?" Ruby piped up her concern where seeing these different scenarios has caused a sixth sense to occur.

Yang sighed. "I don't even want to see my baby sister go into horny mode again." That scenario of both sisters making out with Jaune gave them both sweet dreams and nightmares if that was possible.

Ruby awoke with a startle, she was having these accursed dreams. Because of this she couldn't even look at Jaune without blushing like her namesake. She remembered the first time she saw his sister's family filled with her with envy and happiness of what could be. She also remembered Adrian Cotta-Arc and didn't realize that those two years of growing up had caused her biological clocks to start working.

She thought of her first best friend in Beacon who helped her when she was stuck in a crater. Jaune was handsome. Strong. Nice. Compassionate. He loved and cared about his family, and would undoubtedly care about his children. A girl could indeed do much, much worse than him. And with her time being consumed with being a huntress, it wasn't like she would have the time or opportunity to date. He knew the risks. One of them would not simply disappear never to be seen again. They would always have each other's backs.

Qrow sighed. "I can tell where this is going already."

Ruby continued to blush as she thought about continuing the line of silver eyed warriors. A new generation of them... with her as their mother and Jaune as their father. He was already a good uncle. He would probably be a good father too. If she was going to have her first child, maybe right now would be the best time. The perfect time, in fact!

Tai chuckled. "Well, who would have thought that Ruby put so much effort into choosing her partner? Makes me accept her decision anyways."

Others who were close to Tai were admittedly stunned by the acceptance of any suitor, maybe the scenario where Jaune had adopted a new look and was one of the best househusbands changed his opinion.

Ozpin looked to Qrow's drink. "I may need that if the Big Bad Bear of Patch turns a new leaf."

Ruby thought back to all of her childhood memories with Yang. Her kid should have siblings to grow up with too. Memories of Beacon came next. Wouldn't the most ideal situation be her own child being on the same team like hers? If she had a baby right now, they could all be on the same team if they all decided to go to Beacon! The fact that Ruby was getting excited about that faint possibility spoke volumes to just how into the idea she was getting.

The rest of Team RWBY looked at their team leader with a raised eyebrow where her response was to eep from all of the attention on her. "W-Well… uh-I-uh would like to have that so that their not lonely."

With teeth sinking down into her lower lip, Ruby nodded to herself. She had preparations to make. She needed to find a knight to ride.

"That just sounded so wrong to hear." Emerald commented which earned a few nods of agreement.

Blake stealthily slipped back into her bed as a lethargic smile worked its way onto her lips before she snuggled closer to the chest of her husband. She froze as Jaune shifted a little to wrap an arm around her, but thankfully stayed asleep. Wouldn't want to ruin their little ones' surprise. She slowly breathed in the scent of her lover before relaxing once more in his embrace.

Yang had a stupid grin on her face where her eyebrows wiggled upon seeing Blake having kids and being happily married to the blonde dense Arc. "Anything you wanted to say kit kat? Maybe you want it right meow."

Blake just slumped over in defeat. "I hate you so much."

"Next you'll say. You've got to be kidding me right now."

Blake droned on. "The puns… Yang, you've got to be kidding me right now. Ah!"

Yang chuckled. "What you wanted to say was 'You've cat to be kitten me right now.'" She fell to the ground laughing with the book loving Faunus struggling to not strangle her partner to do the world a favor.

The door slowly and quietly creaked open before closing again and muffled footfalls snuck towards Jaune's side of the bed. Blake smiled again as she quietly withdrew from his grasp as she found out what was happening next. Two identical intakes of breath was heard from the other side of the bed before being released as a deafening shout.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY!" Two childish voices cried out and jerked Jaune out of his slumber, causing the blonde to flail around before falling out of the bed with a yelp. He groaned a bit with his face pressed against the floor before glancing up at the two unrepentant faces of his eight and a half year-old children. Both of them were trying to stifle giggles at their dad's less than graceful display and easily failing at it. She could see their cat ears were currently moving up and down, it was all just so cute.

Now, Mr. Jaune Arc was starting to feel something more for Blake, they only had that one real interaction after his spar with Team CDRL. But seeing this along with the cute kids with cuter cat ears made him actually want that reality. 'Am I really thinking about dating most of my female friends? Oh Oum… I am.'

"Oh, laugh at me will you?" Jaune fake growled before lunging at his children. "Well, how do you like this?!" Kushina shrieked as she was grabbed around the waist while Minato tried to dart away, only for his ankle to get grabbed. He sent a horrified glance at his mother, who was calmly watching the display from atop the bed, before he was forcibly dragged back towards his twin.

"You forget that I know all of your tickle spots!" Jaune roared before submitting the two to a merciless tickle massacre. Kushina shrieked with laughter as the bottom of her foot was tickled and Minato tried to squirm his way out of his father's chokehold before a hand started to tickle his armpits. Soon the two were screaming for mercy as their father kept up his antics. A couple of minutes later the two were released as lumps of giggles onto the floor as Jaune stood up and reached his arms of his head, showing off his bare torso. Blake greedily watched as the muscles in his toned upper body stretched and rippled before he walked back over to the bed. He wrapped an arm around her shoulders and gave her a quick peck on the lips.

Blake in the room had bit her lower lip upon seeing an older Jaune's physique but she was also reacting to seeing those two adorable kids. Especially since their names came from the progenitor of the Ninjas of Love called Icha Icha. 'I even look like my mother. Is that what my life could be like if I choose someone other than Adam?'

"I bet you had something to do with this too." Jaune accused as he started to rub circles into her thigh with his free hand.

"No comment." She deadpanned and leaned into his touch and smiled. "Happy birthday though."

"Thank you Blake. I'm glad you're with me." He said flippantly before Blake captured his lips in a passionate kiss.

Blake groaned as she apparently had fallen off her bed while being in that dream. How could she even think of being with Jaune? They haven't had a deep relationship, nor had they interacted that much. Weren't they just acquaintances? Hell, she hasn't even talked that much to either Ren or Nora. However, how could she ignore those dreams she had where she was a mother.

Blake groaned. "Alright I get it, I need to interact with my friends more. No need to rub salt on my wounds."

She always wondered about a life with no troubles with the White Fang where she could have raised a family. Her mother came to mind. She loved and idolized her mother for being able to balance politics with raising a family. But could she even have a family? Could she even be a good mother? Could she handle the responsibilities without running away again?

She thought of Jaune Arc in a new light, he hadn't even judged her about leaving Yang in a vulnerable time. He has good relations with the faunus as evident with Sun being one of his best friends. He was really good with domestic skills that could be found in a househusband and how he handled kids showed him as a good person.

Adam scowled at hearing all the good things about this human. He wanted to hide the growing pain in his heart from hearing his one true love express her perception on the blonde noodle. "That human is not fit for Blake."

Roman chuckled earning the ire of the faunus supremacist. "Well it seems you can't handle being beat, animal."

Adam roared as he touched his scabbard itching for the blade to cut down the criminal. Who cared if they had to- But all of a sudden, his prized weapon was missing from his grasp. He looked up to see the Creator smile at him while holding his katana.

"I'm sorry Mr. Taurus but I will have to keep this in my hands for now. I shall give this to you once you cool down" Wilt and Bush suddenly disappeared causing both parties to sit down while Roman simply chuckled at the attempts to be killed due to the bull's glares.

She bit her lower lip as her thighs squeezed together, her dream showed that he even encouraged the name of their kids would be from Ninjas of Love. Which meant he must have been either a fan or supported her choices no matter what. That is what she wanted from a man, he'd also gained a more rugged look than his former meek appearance back in Beacon. His muscles also looked to have changed to be nearly like Sun. Could Sun be a good father… possibly not. He might even teach his kid his obsessive tendencies.

Weiss giggled as she stared at Blake. "Wouldn't you?"

Blake growled since her team knew about her obsession to the White Fang. "I know I'm exactly the best role model, so quit it."

Also Jaune was a human, that was a plus for showing the world that humans and faunus could coexist in the future. Her mission, should she choose to accept it. Is to create her fantasy no matter the cost. There can be no mission failed, we'll get them next time. It was time to hunt for his Arc sword.

Mercury was amazed. "How?! How does he do it?!"

Nora was happy. Nora was on cloud nine. Nora could still have pancakes all the time. She was still amazed that her fearless leader could help her give her what she'd always wanted. A family. Even though their family in Beacon was torn apart after the death of Pyrrha thanks to Ozpin, Jaune still made her a family she treasured.

The members of Ozpin's Ozlluminati looked at Ozpin with Pyrrha looking suspicious at the headmaster while the rest of Team JNPR were confused. Ozpin had gulped nervously since this was one of his plans to make the undefeated champion one of the maidens. But if she dies because of that, then should he continue that plan.

Team RWBY were also confused while Glynda and James seemed pensive with the fact that involving a young huntress in training into their plans could result in her death. Cinder simply smiled at the knowledge of Pyrrha dying due to Ozpin's schemes. 'Well it certainly looks like I have to pay attention to her now.'

Pyrrha was also devastated upon learning of her death, she just got her family, was she destined to lose it? A warm hand held her close, she looked to see Jaune give a determined smile. "Don't worry partner, I won't let you die. You're too important to me."

Pyrrha just responded by placing her head on his shoulder as she whispered. "Thanks, Jaune. I needed that."

Unbeknownst to them, the Creator giggled. 'Good thing he won't remember that bit and so will everybody. Even if I want some of them to know, it would change everything.'

Somehow their large house was big enough to fill their four kids and her best best friend Ren after the war with Salem. Hell they named their kids Pyrrha, Maple, Ren Jr., and Renora. He always listened to her since she was the Queen of the Castle which meant her orders were absolute.

Jaune couldn't quite see the different reactions from his other two team members. For the energetic Valkyrie had a mix of happiness along with regret and confusion. 'I've never imagined myself being with the Fearless Leader but… I wouldn't be lying to see that it looks really good. But I love Renny.'

For the more stoic herbal tea drinker, he was jealous and hurt by seeing this. 'It looks like Nora found her wish to have a huge family… why couldn't it be with me? Who would ever like seeing their love being with another man?'

That is what she stumbled upon Jaune fixing their oversized attic into a giant birdhouse. He didn't even question her reasoning but simply asked for her to help him make what she wanted. That is why he was the leader of JNPR because he could do the impossible.

The attic turned into something fit for birds rather than people almost everything that isn't a work bench is hanging or suspended off the ground… It even has a landing perch outside the window, because opening and closing the ladder each time to get up there is too inconvenient. Hunters and Huntresses prefer to just jump.

Ozpin chuckled. "It seems Mr. Arc is not only very resourceful but what do the young ones call it nowadays… oh yes whipped."

Jaune grumbled about a giant hammer and tremendous strength to break one's legs. 'Do I even think of Nora like that? Isn't she just a friend? Isn't she Ren's? Is it wrong for me to like the prospect of stealing from Ren… I have to stop before I become a worse version of myself.'

It's a silly project, but it really does help get Jaune's mind off the quiet once the daily chores are done. The kids think it's awesome too- there's a play area that gets updated across the years, a TV for movies, a little fridge, and he even puts in windows and a skylight eventually. They love that they get to help build it- even if they worryingly try to use her Magnhild to hammer nails and end up setting his progress back weeks with the hole in the wall. Still they sand and soap and paint with the best of them, doing the little things the children can do and proving that many hands make light work and lighter hearts.

Nora blushed upon seeing her happy kids be as energetic as her while they were fixing their hunter cage. Pyrrha noticed this but shook her head from her more obsessive tendencies from coming out. She knew about her friend's wishes for the future. 'At least it isn't from Team RWBY.'

"Did it help?" Nora asks out of the blue, no context or clue or anything approaching a lead-up. But Jaune's gotten to know her by now- seen how she was admiring the handiwork, seen her seeing him looking proud of the same.

"Loved it. Thanks," he answers, not missing a beat, and her dimples show as she smiles. They're still cute enough to kiss, and so he does, and because it's a rainy day without much else to do and because the kids are out with their godfather, because they have a perfectly good new hammock that Nora's just itching to break in, they really do make the most of their little love nest.

"NO! NO! NO! Why?!" Nora woke up with terror and shame in her heart. For one how could she betray Pyrrha and Renny just like that. Sure she loved these dreams with her and Jaune-Jaune as a family in a big house where she still is a huntress and she doesn't have to worry that her kids won't be starving since he is the perfect househusband.

Mercury was shocked. "He can even make women who love other men fall for him… I must learn his secrets."

Ren clenched his hands as he looked onto the scene with a bad taste in his mouth. 'I can be a good house-husband. I bet I'm even better than Jaune.'

"But is it worth it?" She and Ren were boy… ex-boyfriend and girlfriend. They decided to have some space apart from each other because it was starting to strain their friendship and that would have destroyed their relationship-especially with what happened in Brunswick Farms and their encounter with the Apathy.

Wasn't it Jaune who helped her deal with the aftermath? Her fearless leader even showed her how to handle the cute bundle of Arc named Adrian. He didn't reprimand her but instead taught her. He even made her many loads of pancakes without even groaning or complaining unlike Ren.

Her stomach started to get hot and her cheeks became red. She started to see Jauney as a man, from his now more rugged looks and more defined muscles. He'd changed from his previous look in Beacon thanks to all the travels they went through in Mistral and Atlas. He also has a massive amount of aura which meant he can last a long time. Perfect to fit her energy. It was time for her to help his leader him from the trauma of what happened with Pyrrha. It was time to smash!

Ren felt even more jealous from Nora's comments and may have glared at his team leader who jumped a bit in surprise from the unusual venomous look casted on him. He raised his arms in surrender. "I follow the bro code."

Yang chuckled. "It looks like no woman is safe from Lover Boy's charms."

Jaune really felt eyes were looking at him throughout the entire day and it really freaked him out. It was like a bunch of hyenas were looking at a piece of meat. Should he fear for his own safety in his sister's home? He asked his sister but she just simply laughed and told him it was a part of growing up and to tell mom and dad to become proud of him because of grandchildren… why did he have to think about grandchildren?

Cinder smirked. "That dense idiot doesn't realize he's in the center of Thirst Country."

Mercury laughed. "Well said boss. One man against a group of huntresses, it's going to end with a broken pelvis…" He then slammed his hand on the couch with anime style tears running down his cheek. "But why can't I have that?!"

Emerald decided to move far away from the assassin as if to say 'I am not associated with this person.'

Jaune laid back in his bed, thinking back to the tumultuous past couple of days. Now after all the strife and worry, the members of Team RWBY along with Ren and Nora were back safely. They had returned just as Ruby promised that they would. For that he was thankful.

But what was gnawing him inside was that their encounter with the Apathy had caused Ren and Nora to separate for the safety of their relationship. Apparently the new type of Grimm they discovered could cause damage to any relationships. It took a while for him to comfort his teammates and he hoped they were mending their relationship. He didn't want his team to break apart. Now he would finally be able to sleep in peace.

The good guys were shocked that type of Grimm actually existed, they only heard of it as rumors. Ozpin grimaced. 'She has gotten even more crafty as of late.'

Jaune gulped in fear. "How are we supposed to beat something like that? Even if you kill it, you'd probably still be affected by it."

Pyrrha sighed. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

At least, he would have until he heard the knock on his door."It's open," he called out.

It slowly opened to reveal a small and slim silhouette. As his eyes adjusted to the light streaming in through the opening, he saw that it was Weiss."Can I come in?" she asked.

"Oh," he said as he shuffled around in his bed a little bit to ensure that he was decent. "Yeah, sure."

She stepped inside, closing the door behind her. Jaune moved to turn on the small lamp at the bed's side. The soft glow illuminated the room, and her along with it."So what's up?" he asked.

Weiss' arms were pressed closely to her side, and one hand reached over to grab hold of her other forearm. Her head was cast downward as she spoke. "You know... I never did thank you properly for saving my life back at Haven."

Yang laughed at Weiss' face of astonishment. "I mean he has been a knight to most of us. Is it that surprising he'd save you. His one true love."

Weiss growled at the blonde bombshell. "Say goodbye to your precious hair if you even think I would fall for Jaune for that."

Yang would have wanted to eviscerate her teammate but then stopped to reflect for a moment. "Wait… did you just call him Jaune?"

Weiss also stopped for a second and blushed. Normally she would call him a dolt, Arc, or an idiot. "These scenarios are starting to piss me off. I am not falling for the Arc!"

His brow furrowed. That had been weeks ago. And besides, she had. He didn't remember doing that. "You already thanked me," he reminded her. "Besides, it's not something that even needs thanking. I'd do it for any of you in a heartbeat."

She took a step closer to him. "Properly." Her face finally moved to look at him, revealing a pair of warm eyes and an even warmer smile. "Remember the time I called you tall, blond and scraggly?"

Ruby giggled. "I mean it is true."

Jaune blushed as he checked his 'guns.' "I think I'm going to become tall, blond, and muscular in no time."

It took him a moment, but his mind did recall those words. "Yeah. The first day of Beacon, right?"

She nodded. "Yes. You've certainly grown. A lot. Her eyes moved up and down, as if she was studying him. "Mister tall, blond and... thick."

Thick was certainly one way to describe it. He had been working out a lot since the fall of Beacon. His muscles had gotten larger, and he had even grown a couple inches. Why was she licking her lips? Maybe she was hungry?

Weiss was hiding her face while the rest of the audience except Jaune started laughing since it was time for the horny huntresses to descend on the blonde dense knight. "I don't want to see this. I am not like this at all!"

Roman smiled, shaking his head. "I do not envy that kid's position at all! Those girls will milk him dry!"

"I wonder what else is thick?"

Those words caused Jaune's head to shoot up and regard the girl who was now standing at the foot of his bed. "Weiss?"

"I know you wanted to see that Spruce Willis movie with me," she continued as she once more brought up ancient history between the two. Jaune was honestly surprised that she remembered that incident. "I saw that there's a theater here in Argus. Would you like to see Tryst in the Mist together? It sounds... romantic. It'll really set the mood."

Jaune was confused. "Why would someone watch Tryst in the Mist together? That's only for couples."

Pyrrha sighed, sometimes her love and leader was really slow. "Because that version of Weiss wants to be with you and make babies after a romantic movie that would hopefully set the mood."

"Oh… now I get it." Jaune's lightbulb went on. "Wow, I really am dense, aren't I?"

Romantic? Set the mood? Jaune sat up, his mind on edge now regarding how odd Weiss was acting. "Are you... feeling okay, Weiss?"

"Yes, but I could certainly feel much, much, better..." She trailed off as she placed her hands on top of his bed. She pushed forward, and her knees followed shortly afterward. "And I know just how to do it."

Jaune was sitting up completely straight now, backing up inch by inch as Weiss approached him. Soon enough his back was against the wall, and he was out of room. "H-how?" he asked nervously.

Nora yelled out her advice. "You should run now Jaune-Jaune. You need to leave right now to preserve your chastity!"

Ren sighed. "I don't think he can hear you, Nora."

Her eyes never left his as she reached him, her legs trapping him in place as she straddled his hips. "I want to feel you inside me again. I want you to fill me with your warm white stuff."

His breaths were coming out in ragged gasps now as he felt the weight of the girl pressing down on his pelvis. He couldn't bring himself to look away from the beautiful sapphires which graced her perfect face. "You mean my Aura, right?"

Qrow downed another drink. "What the hell is with blondes getting all the babes?!"

Winter yelled out in disgust. "This is repulsive to watch! How can I want to see this?! I demand for this to stop!"

The Creator shook his head. "Sorry, can't do that? May I recommend the Taiyang method of avoiding seeing your loved ones becoming an adult on screen?"

She shook her head softly. "No." Leaning in closer, Weiss brought her lips to his ear, brushing against it ever so slightly and sending a shiver down his spine. "Jaune. I want to carry your child."

His body jerked slightly, unable to keep from reacting to the provocative words. As Weiss pulled back, he gazed once more into those sparkling gemstones which looked down lovingly at him. "W-what?"

"I want a baby, Jaune," She told him. "Your baby." Her hand drifted down to the covers where her legs met his hips. "All I need is a little help from you."

Ruby laughed at Weiss' face becoming even more cherry red. "Ha! It's your turn to get with Jaune."

Weiss didn't even dare look at anything other than the floor since her hands were trying to cover as much sound as possible by blocking her ears. "I don't even want to see this. You guys like the dolt, not me!"

There was a part of him, a very large part, which wanted nothing more than to let this go on. And yet he couldn't. Something wasn't right about any of this. His own hand reached out and snatched hers before it could potentially change his mind.

"What are you doing?" He asked her. "What's gotten into you?"

Icy eyes hardened as they glared down at him. "What are you talking about? Don't lie, this is something you've always wanted. You've desired me and my attention ever since Beacon. Now is your opportunity to make your dream a reality." She bent down once more, bringing her lips close to his, she whispered in his ear. "Make me yours, Jaune."

The real Jaune was in a state of astonishment, did all he really need to woo a girl in Beacon was to have little Adrian as his wingman. But it also made him sad that the version of Weiss would never like him based on anything outside the heat of making a kid.

Those words nearly broke him. She was but an inch away from kissing him. And yet... he couldn't. There was something wrong here.Throwing the covers, along with the Schnee girl off of him, Jaune leapt out of bed and toward the door. Thankfully Weiss had fallen off the side of his bed from the sheer force of his shove, allowing him to reach the exit unimpeded.

"Yes he escaped!" Pyrrha cheered but went back to her seat flushed in how excited she truly was.

Yang giggled at Pyrrha's cheer. "Chill P-Money. Don't worry the real Jaune isn't going to experience something like that."

As he dashed out of his room, he heard the angry screams of Weiss from behind him. "Get back here and put a baby in me!"

Had she lost her mind? Had something horrible happened at Brunswick Farms to make her this way? He had to talk to someone. To Ruby. He had to find Ruby.

Ruby yelled out in surprise. "Why me?"

Blake explained. "Isn't he your best guy friend? I mean, aren't you glad that he would look to you for help first than anyone."

Ruby blushed from the actions of alternate Jaune, it gave her pride that she was his first option when something bad happened. "Couldn't it be a Grimm? I don't like to fight a horny version of my bestest partner and bestest best best friend."

His heart pounded in his chest as he raced for the room he believed Ruby and Yang to be staying in. She would know if something was wrong with her partner. She would know all the details about The Apathy and how they affected people. Maybe there were other types of Grimm which affected emotions. Ones which affected lust, for example...

Grabbing the handle, Jaune pushed the door open and slammed it shut behind him, lest the angry former heiress catch up to him. He had expected to find two girls in this new room, but to his surprise, there was only one. "Help! There's a new type of Grimm that makes females insane. It's the Horny!"

The audience started laughing again boisterously while Ozpin started sweating nervously because even if it was funny, it could be an actual threat. 'Would she even create something like that… well she hasn't gotten any in a long, long time.'

And not the one he was looking for."Jaune?" Yang gasped.The blonde girl was sitting down on her bed in her sleeping attire. He hadn't meant to disturb her if she was going to sleep, but right now he couldn't go back out there. Not alone.

"… Don't mind that. Sorry, Yang," He said. "I didn't mean to bother you."

"I- I wasn't expecting you this soon," She said hurriedly, running her hands through her hair trying to straighten it. "Hi, hello. How're doing tonight?"

"A nervous Yang… that's already a red herring." Blake commented on the unusual behavior of her partner.

Yang growled. "Hey! I can act feminine too."

How was he doing? He was freaked out! Weiss Schnee wanted his babies!"I'm, uh... hey is Ruby around? I kinda need her."

"Ruby..." She said softly, before quickly shaking her head. "Nope. It's just me. Actually, your timing couldn't have been more perfect."

So she wasn't upset? That was good. Maybe he could tell her about Weiss. "Yang, I have to tell you something. I know you probably won't believe me, but you have to try. Okay?"

"I didn't realize I was that dense… these scenarios are either destroying my self-esteem or lifting it." Jaune commented.

The blonde girl stood up and took a few steps toward him. Placing her hands on his shoulders, she did her best to try to calm him down. "Just talk to me, Jaune," she said gently. "I'm here for you."

He took a deep breath. This was good. He had to remind himself that despite her goofy and joking behavior, Yang was also a responsible and serious young woman. She would be just as good at Ruby in a time like knowing how much time he had before Weiss came knocking, he explained the situation as best he could to the girl. Lilac eyes narrowed upon hearing how Weiss wanted his children. She seemed angry, though not at him.

When he had finished, Yang pulled him into a warm embrace. She ran a hand through his hair lovingly as she leaned up to whisper into his ear. "There, there," she said soothingly. "It's okay now. I'll protect you from the mean Ice Queen."

Ren looked at Yang. "Not to be too insulting Yang, but you give off the vibe of an actual mother instead of a friend here."

Yang glared at the stoic member of Team JNPR. "Hey, I can't help it. I took care of Rubes for a long time, you know."

Oddly enough he did feel safe in her arms. Maybe it had to do with the fact that one of them had a weapon built into it."After all, I do owe you for looking after Ruby all those months you were on the road," she continued. "All those long... hard months."

Jaune smiled, unaware of her wording. He started running a hand through his hair. "No need to thank me. We're friends. We were a team. We all looked after each other on the road to Mistral."

"Yup. A nice, responsible family man."

Sure, Team RNJR did feel like a family to him. "Yeah. Something like that. I really enjoyed being with them."

"So, random question. I was just wondering, what's the thing you find most attractive in a girl? Most guys think it's the boobs."

His eyes widened. Yang was brazen, but she was never this bad.Still, she seemed genuinely serious with her question. "Uh... yeah. Most guys do think that," he agreed.

"Big boobs are a sign of high fertility. That's why guys are instinctively attracted to them." She shrugged lightly. "At least that's what the theory is."

Jaune nodded, still feeling uncomfortable with the direction this conversation had taken. "Oh. I didn't know that."

"Mmhmm. So... I'm just wondering..." She smiled like a predator which had sighted its prey. "What do you think of mine?"

Ren sighed at Jaune's misfortune. "Ah, shit. Here we go again."

Alarms rang in Jaune's mind. Surely Yang was messing with him. Right? "Is this a trick?"

Yang's tongue poked out and licked her lips. "No tricks. Just treats."

Mercury laughed. "I just don't understand it. The man's a sex god… maybe that's the secret. I have to be a dense dumbass."

Emerald's eyes glowed with fury. "If you ever stoop to that level, I'll kill you."

A hand reached up to rub the back of his neck. "They're, uh..." He couldn't even look the girl in the eyes as he spoke. He couldn't look at her period. "Nice?"

Yang leaned a little too forward to where Jaune was. The righteous knight simply looked for a second… maybe five before backing away. She grinned when she saw this. "So you like these, Lover Boy?"

Jaune sputtered. "Y-Ye-Yes…"

Ruby interjected herself by pulling her sister back. "Flat is justice! Begone thot!"

"Yeah they are," she agreed. A little too happily. "You wanna test that theory out?"

'What theory?' Before he could even voice his question, all such thoughts were chased from his mind when the powerful grip of her bionic hand took his arm and threw him over onto her bed. He crashed unceremoniously atop it, Yang following shortly after. She climbed atop him, getting a perfect view of her cleavage from down the top of her tank top.

"I've heard that Argus is pretty touristy." She breathed lustily. "You wanna go shopping with me? There's a sale in my room tonight, and clothes are one hundred percent off."

Raven groaned in pain. "Just bang him already. All this foreplay is getting boring."

Qrow sighed. "I don't usually agree with her… but this stuff's cringey as hell."

Jaune tried to get out from her grip but it was really hard to do so. "Yang! What's going on?!"

"I want a little Arc in me but first I need you to put a big Arc in me. Get it?" She added with a sultry wink.

Oh he got it. First Weiss, and now Yang?"Forget about Weiss." She leaned down, pressing her chest against his. "Blondes have more fun. And seeing how there's two of us... double the fun."

Double the fun... yes, that was one way of putting it. At this very moment he was getting a double dose of soft, squishy goodness pushing down against his torso. All he had to do was lay back and...Jaune shook his head wildly. Forget the Apathy. Somewhere under his sister's home there was an infestation of the Horny! The horny was Oumdamn real! It was the only possible explanation!

"Poor fearless leader, being given the opportunity to do it but his morals say no." Nora commented while Pyrrha giggled.

"Aren't you going to be one of those girls?"

An uncharacteristic eep came out of the bombastic wielder of Maghild. Nora looked down with a huge blush. "N-Not possible… I don't like Fearless Leader like that."

He grabbed hold of the girl's shoulders and pushed her away. "Yang, I won't let you do something we'll both regret in the morning! I don't know what's going on, but you don't actually want to get pregnant!"

Lilac eyes flashed the color of blood, perhaps foreshadowing the violence which was about to take place.He grabbed hold of Yang by the sides of her torso, and for a brief moment this seemed to placate the blonde girl as he flipped her over so that now she was on her back. What she hadn't expected was for him to bolt from his position atop her and make a hasty exit out the door."We're not finished yet!" He heard her yell after him.

As soon as he was back in the hallway he saw the telltale long white ponytail of the first girl. Jaune felt as though he was trapped in a horror movie, only rather than running into zombies, he was running into hormone-driven teenagers. Young women who had seemingly contracted baby fever.

The girl whirled around, blue eyes narrowing as they sighted him. "Arc!" Weiss shouted. "You owe me a baby!"

He quickly turned around to run the opposite direction, only to slam on the breaks as Yang exited the room. Caught between a Schnee and a Xiao Long, Jaune had nowhere left to run. Unless he did the Secret Arc technique that his father had done back when he was a teen.

"A Secret Arc technique. You have something like that, Jaune?" Pyrrha asked as she noticed her partner's face light up in embarrassment. He also started fiddling with his fingers and looking away from her.

"… There is but… it's complicated."

"Fine." The pair of predators closed in from both sides, both eager to snatch their meal. They only stopped when his hands had started to go to his belt and he quickly removed it. In a flash he had removed his pants, revealing his boxers with a certain large bulge showing its presence to the two hungry girls.

There! Time to do the Secret Technique of the Arcs! They were so enraptured that they didn't notice him bolt straight into Weiss knocking her to the floor as he went down to the ground floor of the house in a hurry. "Run for your life!"

The two huntresses were in shock of their baby daddy leaving that it took a couple more minutes for them to process before growling and chasing after him. "Come back here! We need your white spunk!"

The audience was stunned at the performance of not only Jaune's lower body but also his special technique. Nora was the first to respond with stars in her eyes. "I get it. No wonder he is the fearless leader. No one can beat you if you run faster than them."

Ozpin chuckled. "It seems like the Arcs truly were master tacticians."

Ruby asked. "So why didn't you do this in any of your fights?"

Jaune blushed. "Because it was unmanly and I used to wear two belts."

Jaune was breathing heavily but tried to not make any noise since it could alert his two friends who were affected by the Horny. He was currently outside his sister's home hiding in the back alley, it was cold since he was without pants but he could make do without it. He had to find Ruby or even Oscar but he noticed the two weren't inside or didn't react to his screaming. Hell, even his sister didn't come out.

So he was the last sane one present, he had to assume that. He would be now very suspicious of any female going towards him. Probably he could trust Nora since if the Horny would affect her it would be to Ren and not him. Blake possibly to Yang if possible.

"Wait, what does that mean?" Yang was suspicious of what that entailed.

Blake sighed. "The context is probably because Nora and Ren were mentioned, that I have feelings towards you…"

Yang chuckled. "Aw, I knew you couldn't keep away from my pu-"

Blake interrupted with a loud snarl. "Die in a ditch, Yang!"

All of a sudden he let out a quiet manly scream when someone touched his shoulder. He looked behind him and found it was Blake who was also wearing her sleepwear looking very concerned. It was suspicious but maybe she was just worried on his state. "Jaune, are you alright? I heard a scream so I went outside to check."

Jaune grabbed her shoulders and quickly said. "Therewasthisthingandittookcontrolof-"

Yang grinned as she saw her baby sister's reaction to what Jaune quickly said. "Aw, isn't that so cute, Rubes! He even got your fast talk."

Blake removed his hands and sighed. "Jaune we can't get anywhere unless you calm down and tell me what is the situation."

Jaune couldn't calm down, the two affected Hornies must have heard him, he needed to escape the neighborhood. Maybe spend time outside Argus, but he needed to get his weapon and then get a new set of pants and then-

He calmed down when Blake decided to rub his back that told him everything was going to be alright. Maybe he could trust Blake since she couldn't have possibly any feelings as strong as Yang or Weiss on him. Since she had Sun and their adventure, wasn't he waiting for her in Vacuo which they were going to after their journey in Atlas.

Yang's grin caused the black cat faunus to face palm. "Don't say it Yang, I don't know why I decided to give that stalker a chance."

Jaune decided to comment. "Sun's a cool guy." He shrugged his shoulders. "Maybe he just showed you something more than his obsessive tendencies."

Blake sighed. "Maybe. I must have been under the suspending bridge effect."

"I'm sorry, it's just I'm being hounded by Yang and Weiss. It's so frightening, they all of a sudden want to have a baby. They also want me to be a dad… I'm just so scared. I need to find Ruby. Will you help me, Blake?"

Blake sneered at the mention of Yang and Weiss… odd. But she nodded. "Don't worry Jaune, we'll find Ruby but I'm afraid she went somewhere with your sister and I don't know when she is coming back. But I want to ask something."

"What is it?"

"What do you think of humans and faunus getting together?" Jaune shivered in his place, his Horny Detection skills have matured in those two instances. He looked closer at Blake and noticed that she had developed a bright blush on her cheeks. When did she get ahold of Gambol Shroud and why was her chest showing more? Why was he noticing this? Was he also being affected by the Horny?

Yang chuckled. "Kitty got her claws on and she's gonna turn Lover Boy into a humping post."

He also noticed that she had grabbed his arm and had pulled it close to her cleavage. "Jaune, why don't we show the world that humans and faunus can coexist together?"

Adam growled. "This is a farce."

Mercury laughed. "Aw, are you jealous? You're dealing with 'Mr. Steal Yo Girl' the Sex God himself. Plus he isn't an emo like you."

Adam and Mercury were definitely looking for a fight while Blake groaned in pain from hearing her alternate self speaking out that one liner. "This is too cringey to watch."

Jaune resigned to his fate as he gave a nod which let Blake let go of his arm. Jaune pulled his shirt up which caused Blake to instantly key on his more muscular but fit body. He had already gained a noticeable six-pack which caused her to bite her lower lip as her thighs squeezed together.

The girls in the audience definitely appreciated the new physique of Jaune while the Arc himself looked at his body and frowned. 'I'll definitely work for that bod.'

The blonde knight got closer to Blake and positioned her near to the wall as he leaned in closer. "Jaune- NYA!" He had brushed his fingers on one of her cat ears causing the faunus to squeal but before there could be anymore he had used the Arc Special Technique to get away to safety.

"You know that technique can be useful against the Grimm. I shall have the military of Atlas learn this. Specialist, please remind me." Ironwood ordered for Winter to do so.

As for the older Schnee, she was understandably confused for such a decision but could also see the tactical benefits. "Very well sir."

"Running for my life." Blake could have caught up to him but she was stuck in her own fantasy as evidenced by her closed eyes and frantic breaths. She was also slowly closing on her special place with her fingers.

"Ah! Jaune!"

"NO!" Yang yelled out since she was one of the few who wanted to see Blake touch herself. "You ruined it!"

Jaune was still in the outside of Argus, he was thankful that no one had been alerted to his near naked state. He needed to get out of Argus and quick, he had three physically attractive girls chasing after him. If this was in Beacon, he would have welcomed this scenario with open arms but in the house of his sister. He'd be caught dead doing the deed.

"Where is Ruby?" His frantic search for the one red reaper led him to hit a brick wall. The resounding crash to the ground below made him whimper in pain. This night was not getting any better, especially when someone was laughing at him. Sweet schadenfreude! Someone was near him.

He looked up to see his close teammate and friend, Nora holding Magnhild. Wait, Nora was here! He was saved! He quickly got up and hugged his teammate who also gave her own bearhug.

"Jaune-Jaune, I know you're the fearless leader but why are you having so much fun with only your underwear on. Isn't it freezing here? Is this what it takes to be a fearless leader like yourself?" Jaune smiled at Nora's caring and carefree nature that caused the energetic girl to move around.

Jaune sighed in relief. "Today's an absolute nightmare, Nora. We need to find Ruby and quick. There's a new Grimm on the loose, it's the Horny I swear." He let go of the hug and Nora did so.

Ren sighed. "This is getting even more ridiculous."

"It's causing Weiss, Yang, and Blake to all go crazy and suddenly want me for some odd reason. They want to get pregnant out of nowhere. We need to get help!" Nora chuckled at her leader's antics.

"Does that mean I get to have many nephews?" Jaune wanted to voice out his opinion but couldn't.

Nora agreed. "Yeah, me and Renny should be the godparents of all of Jaune-Jaune's kids. We'd spoil them rotten."

Ren shook his head. "Not true."

Jaune looked at her. "Will you help me?"

Nora nodded and grabbed ahold of her trusty hammer with both hands. Her eyes were determined to kick ass. "Of course Jauney. I promised ever since Pyrrha that I would help and protect you. Also to slap you when you become silly."

Nora looked nervous knowing of the clear infatuation of the undefeated champion but all she saw was acceptance. Maybe the scenarios were also changing her. "It's ok Nora… I would just like for these girls to keep him safe."

Jaune clearly didn't understand this. "Safe? Why would they keep me safe?" The two girls just sighed.

Jaune gave a sad smile where he was reminded of Pyrrha sacrificing herself in order to protect everyone. He may have hated his powerlessness in the moment at the same time her not telling when she became the Maiden. He could have helped her. He was glad that Nora and Ren were able to pick him up and keep him going when he wanted to just do a suicide run against the ones who killed his partner.

"Well let's go then Nora." He turned around and ran for a bit but when he noticed that there was no footsteps from behind him. He stopped and looked behind to see the bombastic girl just give a slightly weird smile towards him.

"Nora? What's wrong?"

She giggled… since when did she giggle? What was there to giggle about? "Oh, Jaune-Jaune, you misunderstand what I'm talking about Pyrrha? I'm continuing her legacy."

Ren and Nora looked like they wanted to vomit right now. "That is just disgusting to say."

Legacy? He didn't notice the orange blur zip past him and before he could react to the new threat. She had pushed him to the ground and then straddled onto his hips. He was about to push her off but she had used a canister of ice dust that froze his hands under his abs. He couldn't move off this trap even with aura. He also noticed that his teammate had keyed on his little Arc since she was about to remove his boxers.

Ruby was deeply concerned. "Oh no he can't use the Secret Arc Technique! How will he get out now?"

"Nora, why? What about Ren?"

Nora pouted, her eyes had little hearts that had replaced her pupils. "Come on fearless leader, why did you have to mention him. He's my best best friend but we broke up instead of just talking about it. But you talked to me, you helped me and I get to help you. I'll also help Pyrrha by having you stay with us. I'll even name Pyrrha our first kid."

Jaune grimaced. "That's not much of a convincing argument."

"Nora, we should talk about this. Don't do something-"

"I don't regret this Jaune. Please, let's erase this scum wish. We'll have those school days and get our netsuzou trap. Love and lies we'll be our foundation! Then I will be your domestic girlfriend" Jaune paled from that confession.

Blake paled so much that Yang was concerned. "What's wrong partner?"

Blake held her heart as if it was stabbed. "It's just that kink… it's just wrong. Only the vilest and ugliest of people would love something like that."

"No… don't tell me you love that kink. Nora, you're special to me… I would but-"

(Music: Jojo's OST: Stardust Crusaders or The Golden Wind, whichever should fit the scene)

"Daga kotowaru!" Nora chuckled at her leader's attempt to stop her.

Ironwood tilted his head to the side, confusion marred on his face. "But how can he refuse? He's trapped!"

"Oh? And how will you get out of here Jaune, you can't use your special technique that the Arc Generations have taught you. You're simply trapped."

Jaune laughed. "It is true that I can't use my special technique, no this calls on for my other special technique that I have made while in preparation for Atlas."

Qrow raised an eyebrow questioningly. "A bluff, a bad one at that."

Tai laughed. "I'm starting to think he really has another secret technique."

Nora looked down and noticed that the trapped hands and lower body of her leader started to heat up. "My heart will thaw up from this ice! With it I can simply heat up using my abs."

Raven chuckled. "Resourceful, if only more could use that."

Pyrrha looked at Jaune's body to which the knight shook his head vehemently while the champion smiled. "We'll work on that on our next spar. You have to be ready for everything."

Yang smiled. "Who knows, maybe he can use those abs to warm the frozen heart of Weiss-Cream."

"No way in Oum is that happening!"

"What?!"

The ice melted and he was able to remove his hands from the Nora's trap and he pushed her off him. He then stood up and looked at Nora and gave her a frown. "Jaune withdraws coolly. Running away again!"

Ruby's eyes sparkled with wonder. "That's such a cool move!"

Weiss wanted to pull out her hair after hearing that statement. "How he has been literally running away this entire time?! How is that cool?!"

Nora smiled. "Come back Jaune, I'll break your legs! I'm gonna take you like a horse in this old town road, ride till I can't no more!"

The bed was unusually warm as Jaune laid in it on this night. And how could it not be? He'd been running around near naked around the town of Argus being chased by four huntresses who wanted his daddy juice.

He wanted to leave Argus, he had no escape. His desires were chased from his mind when he heard a knocking on his door. Did he dare hold out hope that Weiss or Yang or Blake or Nora had returned for another round? If they did he couldn't fight anymore.

"It's open," He called out. Jaune sat up straighter in his bed in anticipation of who was about to come through the door. He'd go down swinging in the end.

To his surprise, Ruby walked through the door. Was there hope?"Hey, Jaune. I heard you were looking for me." She greeted shyly.

He nodded, he tried to get up but all of the physical activity he did caught up to him and decided not to move from the bed. "It's about the-"

"I know."

Jaune's mood brightened. "Then that means we can stop-"

"I can't Jaune." He looked closer and noticed the tell-tale signs, red cheeks, thighs squeezed together. 'They got her too. No… not my Ruby.'

Ruby had blushed instantly especially from Jaune's wording. Yang only giggled from her cute reaction. "Aw, you're his Ruby."

Ruby had responded by trying to hit Yang but the brawler simply used her longer reach to keep the smaller sibling at bay. "Don't be so mad. You should be happy, it means that's your Jaune."

Ruby stopped trying to fight and instead eeped back to her couch to hide herself from everyone while Yang celebrated another win under her belt.

Ruby squeaked out. "Look, I can't say anything more about this but…"

"I understand." Ruby was surprised she had thought that he would resign from his fate. All she found was him giving one of his classical dopey smiles.

"Maybe it's my fault for not paying attention but I'll do my best to become the best dad for all of you. I swear it as an Arc." Ruby zipped at the foot of his bed and gave him a sloppy kiss on the cheek while doing so.

The girls looked at the sheepish looking Jaune who had been scratching the back of his head in nervousness. "Well I- if that happened then yeah… on my word I promise." The response of the interested females was a mix of desire or happiness.

Her hands came up to play with the hem of tank top. Combined with her white and pink pajama bottoms, she looked ready to sleep. He wondered if she just came here to clear the air between them before going to bed. "Yeah." S he confirmed. "Because... there's more important things going on than stuff like that. We have an important mission."

He could play this game. "Yes we are. We're on a mission. An important one. A mission to save the world. A mission to exact vengeance and justice on those who killed the people we loved."

She then sat down on the bed next to him. Jaune shifted to accommodate her. "I've never told you about my silver eyes, have I?"

Ozpin looked at the Creator who simply winked. "Remember I can change the memories of all the people who are in here once you go back to the real world."

She hadn't. "What about them?"

"Well... they're kinda special. They can kill Grimm really good. Almost like magic. They're how I froze the wyvern at Beacon. And how we survived at Brunswick Farm."Ruby went into more detail about them, how people like herself and her mother had been hunted down by Salem in order to eliminate the threat. How Ruby's own mother had likely been killed too. It was a powerful and emotional tale.

Adam smirked. "That power is way too overpowered for the grimm."

The Creator smirked. "That is only the surface of what the silver eyes can truly do."

"So yeah..." She continued. "I have them. My mother had them. My kids will have them."

If they were as strong as she claimed, then it was definitely a good thing the trait was genetic. They needed all the silver eyed warriors they could get. "Someday you'll do the world a lot of good then," He smiled.

She nodded. "Yeah, someday." Jaune jumped as he felt Ruby's hand come over his own. Their eyes locked, and there was a familiar warmth in those silver orbs. "I need to continue the line of silver eyed warriors, Jaune." She spoke softly.

The way she spoke his name sent shivers down his spine. "Ruby, what-"

He never got a chance to finish before Ruby closed the last few inches between them and pressed her lips against his. He felt the sweet, soft lips of a girl. He then felt a hand wrap around his torso to bring them together. When they separated he continued to stare at her wide-eyed. This was all so new for him, he never expected such a thing from Ruby."And... I can think of no one I'd rather continue it with than you."

Tai and Yang started laughing from the cheesiness while the red reaper was still stumbling and bumbling from her words. Jaune was in the same predicament, he didn't realize how heartfelt of a statement could affect him. 'Geez, I can't look at Ruby the same way anymore.'

His lips parted numerous times before he was finally able to utter a word. "Ruby... you're serious?"

She nodded. "Yep."

"But there's Yang, and Weiss, and Blake, and Nora who-"

Her face seemed to darken at the mention of the other four girls who were experiencing baby fever in Argus. "Why have those four when you've got the total package right here?"

Before Jaune could answer, a pair of hands grabbed him by the shirt and shoved him down flat onto his back. Ruby climbed atop him, her palms pressed to his chest and her legs straddling his hips. "Yang and Nora may have great boobs while Blake and Weiss may have a nice butt, but I have both! I have the Ruboobies and the Rurubooty! I've done a whole lot of growing in the past two years!"

Everyone started laughing from the words of 'Ruboobies' and the 'Rurubooty' whereas Ruby had decided to lie on the floor face down, she wanted to die right there in shame. Jaune saw his best friend in that state and decided to intervene.

"Don't worry Ruby, I think you have an amazing chest and booty." The audience started laughing harder except for Team RWBY who had merely groaned in pain from the knight's density.

Jaune had to absolutely agree with that assessment. Ruby was a grown woman now, a far cry from the girl she had been back when they first met at Beacon. As if he needed any more proof, the position she held over him made it abundantly clear that she had 'grown' in certain areas. Especially because she was wearing that same sleeping tank top she had worn back in Beacon. It was a lot tighter on her now. It was literally staring him in the face."Y-yeah," He agreed breathlessly.

"I mean, I've seen them naked back at Beacon. They're nothing special!"To Ruby, perhaps not. To a guy, Jaune would be inclined to strongly disagree. Those daydreams of Yang, Blake, Nora and Weiss' bodies would be forever burned into his memory.

"I'm not a kid anymore," She went on. "I'm a grown woman who can make her own decisions. And if that includes... doing adult stuff, then so be it!"He would never have considered her a kid before. Now as she sat atop him, those memories of her went entirely out the window. Ruby Rose had grown into a beautiful and voluptuous young woman. One who earned all of the right kinds of reactions from him. The kinds of reactions she undoubtedly wanted.

"Besides, you and me are way closer than you are with either of them!" She continued. "I bet the two of us would be ten times as good together!"

Ruby certainly was getting competitive. Was she jealous? Or did she simply want to prove that she was indeed no longer a kid? In any case, it turned out that red certainly was the color of passion."So!" She stated pointedly. "If they can have kids, and you're thinking about them, if they're pretty enough to make you... you..." She tried saying as her face began to redden. "Squirt your baby making juice, then so am I!"

Roman laughed. "Aw, Oum. That is just too funny!"

Judging by his body's reaction, Ruby would be more than enough to make him squirt again… and again, and again."You want a baby," He asked. "My baby."

She nodded. "Mmhmm."As it turned out, Yang, Weiss, Blake and Nora were not the only two who had caught baby fever here in Argus. Ruby was burning up with it as well. Only for her she seemed to have a practical reason for wanting a child.

"So, Jaune. Old buddy of mine. I want you to put a silver eyed baby in me! Got it?"When she asked so directly, when she knew exactly what she wanted, and when he had done that very thing with two other girls the night before, how could he say no?For the greater good of Remnant, he had to knock Ruby up.

He then noticed that the four girls who had hunted him were standing in the room with lewd smirks on him. He then nodded at them as they joined with Ruby. Who knew having large aura reserves had prepared him for this?

Jaune was surprised. "So that rumor was true after all."

Ruby's head rested against Jaune's chest. The poor boy was out cold. Good. He needed to rest after all the work he did. She looked around to see the figures of her sister, Weiss, Blake and Nora all attaching themselves to him. They wore satisfied smiles on their faces but were sleeping as indicated by their snores.

For all his strength and Aura, they all had pushed him to the limit. She hoped that everyone else in the house had heard as well. Ruby didn't know what had gotten into her, but the desire to outdo both her sister and Weiss with Blake and Nora had made her go all out. She hadn't been the only one to cry out in pleasure and bliss tonight. She made Jaune scream her name over and over again in order to let everyone know that she was indeed a prodigy. She was indeed the best. She may have been two years younger than the other girls, but she was still able to hang with them.

Yang chuckled. "Damn, Rubes. Didn't know you were so proficient with this?"

A hand came up to brush Jaune's blond locks out of his sweaty forehead. She leaned up in order to look down upon him, and smiled serenely. "Vomit boy," She whispered happily.

Placing a gentle kiss on his brow, Ruby snuggled up close to him again. Nine months from now would be a very interesting time for her friends and family. But someone had to continue the silver eyed line. That someone turned out to be her.She wouldn't be alone though. She had a large extended family that would be able to help and provide for her child. All of their children.

Love would indeed conquer Salem. Just not in a way that any of them had ever thought of before.

Cinder smirked. 'That would never happen… I like to think that my mistress can-'

"… Come again?" Watts had stood in the throne room of his mistress Salem.

Salem sighed as she rubbed the bridge of her nose in annoyance. "What don't you understand, Watts? If we get them pregnant then Ozpin will surely feel guilty and stop fighting and thus demoralize them from-"

Cinder's smirk faded and turned into a frown. 'Never mind.'

Hazel had suddenly entered the throne room which surprised Salem and Watts, wasn't he in Argus. "Mistress, your plan has been successful. The females of Ozpin's group have been impregnated."

Salem gave Watts a smirk that indicated her smugness of winning. "Then it must mean we won."

Hazel slowly shook his head. "Sadly, Ozpin was not hit by the new type of Grimm you created. It seems that it only affected one man but it did affect all the rest of the females in the group. However we have a problem…"

Roman laughed. "Yeah, definitely it was a very big problem."

The two looked at the lumbering giant of a man. "Well… the females are now very strong. Due to their motherly instincts every Grimm we sent their way ends up being annihilated. Our only hope is to do it late at night when they are fornicating. However the rest of the Grimm around Atlas have developed a primal fear of them. What shall we do my mistress?"

Ozpin chuckled. "Does this mean that the only way to beat the Grimm is to…"

His plans were silenced by Glynda who brought her riding crop to smack the back of the headmaster's head. "Do not even think of it Ozpin. I will not permit for one of our students to become a breeding bull. Even though he is capable of it."

Miss Goodwitch's comment caused the blonde knight to cover his package and blush heavily. "I don't like what this scenario showcased."

Salem blinked once then twice as she sighed in disappointment. "We'll give them time to do whatever they want." Love had indeed conquered Salem. Just not in a way that any of them had ever thought of before.

The Creator smiled. "Sometimes a mother's love is really strong."

Ozpin chuckled and shook his face in disbelief. "I didn't know pregnancies could defeat the Grimm."

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The Creator laughed. "You haven't seen nothing yet of what the other Creators have done to your world. But I will leave you with a teaser for the next chapter."

However, before either Nora or Ren could rise from their bed, the door leading into their dorm room was kicked open. A ferocious growl was heard where an angry Yang Xiao-Long with her semblance activated stared at the two.

"Where is he?!" Yang growled. "That does it! I'll tear him limb from limb and-"

"What?" Ren eloquently asked to which she held up a letter.

"They fucking eloped!"

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AN: Thanks for reading, yes I know I extended it and may have destroyed the joke but I wanted to make it somewhat of a plan and at the same time random occurrences. Also if you guys get the references, then we will definitely get along. Also yeah I really hate netorare in anime that I feel ran rampant after Erased. It definitely didn't help with Domestic Kanojo becoming successful last season. That is why I hate Erased, it's in my most disappointing anime of all time next to Akame Ga Kill and Charlotte. Sadly, the trend is continuing with the isekai with the step-mom wanting her step-son's baby while she's op. Her desire is to fuck the son and cheat on the husband, that's one of the netorare trends.

Next chapter: Reunions in Back in Time

Sorry Meeting the Parents needs more refurbishing from me.

I hope you guys have more recommendations for oneshots from creators in RWBY fandom so that these shorts can keep on coming.