Watching Jaune Again!

by NigmaShady

People of Remnant are pulled into another theater watching different scenarios of one Jaune Arc except there's a twist. What do you mean they go back to their reality? What do you mean he might go into watching himself along with the cast of characters? A different take on the react trend in RWBY fics. (Changed to Rated M in chapter 5) (Discontinued)

13. Meeting the Parents

AN: Hi guys here's Meeting Jaune's parents. It's gonna be a lot of fun on who these mysterious parents are. This is also the chapter that has caused me the most problems since I couldn't do Final Fantasy like it couldn't hit me. I also couldn't get Couer's permission to do Relic… oh well. So I went with something more reliable for me because of my passion for Anime Memes. A short one is needed especially after Ragnarok.

I am sorry that I couldn't update faster, a lot of things happened in real life. I got waved off my job as a researcher because they wanted one that had expertise in art even if they hired me. Then Chronicle Theater came up and I saw how fast it grew and it really disheartened me to make me ask the question of do I really want to continue react fics. Like I want to do others but I also feel bad about leaving this for a short time to do other things. I need advice.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY since that is Monty Oum's and Rooster Teeth's.

Before I begin, someone back when I was making the first short said that I was a Coeur fanboy. Let me make it clear, he is one of the best because he blends multiple genres seamlessly. If there were mistakes in his writing, I would say that his romance is forced unless it is the main subject such as One Good Turn and White Sheep. He is the best at making harem fics but I feel like he forgets some sub-plots in Professor Arc that make his relationship with Neo or Glynda feel rushed. When he does drama, I expect a ton of angst before the ending like it wasn't written by him but by College Fool.

The best fics for me from him are in order: Beacon Civil War, Professor Arc I and II, White Sheep, One Good Turn, Forged Destiny and Service with a Smile. I am excited for The Yellow Death because I feel his talent lies in writing comedies that have satire mixed with it. But that's just my opinion.

Now to answer questions given by the lovely fans of this story.

1.)What do you think about the last chapter and its reception?

Shady-kun: I'm pleased that the general consensus that it was incredible to read. I hope that it does show that this fic is good. I saw some complaints about the length and the way I wrote it but none of those who didn't like it never thought to think that I made it long and girthy. I want to break the standards of react fics even though following the cliched approach will get more favorites, follows and reviews than mine. If you had to ask me my plans of other fanfics, for RWBY, I have the Jojo inspired story as a secondary power to Aura and one with Jaune taking different steps at the start of the series in Beacon but no changes to his abilities, simply his relationships. There's one for RWBY and Fate crossover where Jaune is a babysitter for heroes. There's one for Fate wherein I make my own grail war.

Darkness-san: I can't really say I feel anything because I didn't do anything except for proofread the chapter for small grammar issues and whatnot. If I had to make a statement, then I'm glad that there was a lot of reception towards the chapter and story overall. Thank you guys. I agree with Guikoi-chan, that this sort of attention is the lifeblood of authors.

Guikoi-chan: The absolute love last chapter had astonishes me. Like, I knew it was good - don't think otherwise - but some people simply don't get it. And while there were a few people who didn't like the chapter those people are in the vast minority. There was even one Guest saying that they don't normally review but had to because they loved the last chapter so much. It's that kind of love and attention that is the lifeblood of us Authors.

People will say things like "just write it for you" and "you shouldn't try to please other people", but those people don't really understand what it feels like to have someone look at something you've made and said as simple "good job".
It's that feeling that gives, at least me, the power to continue writing. That's why when I see the love that so many people are genuinely thanking Shady-kun for the chapter, and for introducing them to Record of Ragnarok… I can safely say it brings a genuine tear to my eye.

All you readers, I love you guys, you guys are great.

2.)Will there be more longer chapters like Ragnarok?

Shady-kun: I think yes, it will depend on the subject matter. There are some ones where a reaction can be cut and cannot. Case in point, Ragnarok. I could have divided it into three chapters but I felt it would be better for you to know the full context. So I will do shorter and longer chapters depending on the medium. What I will say about the longer chapters is that there are some stuff being planned out. Those are Fire Force, Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia, Sherlock Holmes (2009) and Game of Shadows, and my favorite film of all time… Kung Fu Hustle.

Darkness-san: I offered to make a chapter for Shady-kun so possibly expect a long chapter from me soon. Longer chapters take more effort and more time to make sure there aren't any glaring errors. With three people, it seems easy but there are always small errors that escape all of our eyes because it's such a long wall of text to look over.

Guikoi-chan: I would give a simple "maybe". It counts on what Shady-kun wants for their fic. God only knows I wouldn't want to do something like that a lot. I've written things HALF as long as the Record of Ragnarok chapter and I wanted to f***ing DIE afterwards. If something like this were to happen again I would imagine it would need to be a special chapter, something like Shady-kun's own Super Saiyan 2, something that breaks the limit and opens up a whole new world.

3.)What are your predictions for the upcoming season of RWBY?

Shady-kun: There's an amazing video by Celtic Phoenix Productions called 'Is RWBY Salvageable?' that shows my concerns for a once promising show. It's funny when the fanfics are way, way better than the original just like Star Wars now. One problem I have is that the writing feels disjointed from seasons 1-3 to the rest. I feel like Season 4 would have been a great time for the crew to meet Salem but all we get are filler villains to say the least or wasted potential of villains. Even the best season which is 3 has many problems like a poorly explained tournament out of nowhere to introduce new characters for fights then we don't see them again. That is why I liked PaulXion's Tomorrow and Never Again at least he made them interesting. RWBY is dying a slow, slow death. If you want my thinking here's what we do. Cancel current show, sell the rights to Ufotable since all they're gonna do is Kimetsu and Fate and Tales of Zestiria and Touken Ranbu, rewrite it completely, remove the SJW bullshit, focus on making endearing characters, have it still animated in 2D, keep the two Williams for the soundtracks, get the best fanfic writers helping Yoshihiro Togashi (who made NEN!) for the story.

Darkness-san: My predictions for future volumes vary into the land of hope. I predict a lot of things but I hope a lot of things happen as well. I hope Lancaster becomes a thing. I hope to see some good fights. e that I will enjoy them no matter what. I thought Volume 5 was okay, but Volume 6 really blew me away with how much they seemed to step their game up compared to 4 and 5. To many, RWBY is declining, but not to me. I look forward to seeing what is going to happen next. The only thing I found annoying was Blake, Bumblebee, and the lack of my favorite blonde noodle.

Guikoi-chan: Honestly I haven't seen Volumes 5 and 6 yet. I'm waiting for either, it to end so I can watch the trainwreck in slow motion that the show has become or for someone to tell me RWBY's good again. I still keep half an eye on the show for new lore and stuff that I can work into my fanfics, at least the stuff I like, but I like to keep it close to canon even though I'm adding in god damn fire breathing dinosaurs with tails that are 1000 degree knives.
I have no idea if it is possible to fix RWBY at this point. Volume 5 from what I heard was basically nothing the entire time and ended with a lame ass fight where JAUNE almost killed CINDER (Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but he's nowhere near that strong) and people are much stupider and slower than we've seen previously just so the plot can continue forward.
Good rule of thumb: If you have to force a character to change their natural behavior to continue the story you want, you've failed.

4.)Will this fanfic end?

Shady-kun: Not yet… depends on how much success this gets honestly. I just lost my job so I'm feeling kind of bad right now. This is one of the few things I got that brings me happiness, that's why reviews mean a lot to me. I want to be a better writer for you guys. So feedback is appreciated.

Darkness-san: Yeah sure, eventually. I'm not sure when but it will. I guess we'll see it happen together, right?

Guikoi-chan: I don't know… all fanfics come to end eventually so that is a definitive "yes". But will it end soon? I don't think so. Shady-kun's going through some stuff right now, but they're holding out for us. Shady-kun deserves your love, so tell them you love 'em! They're still continuing despite the hardships, and that proves that Shady-kun is an author worth their weight in gold! I don't believe Shady-kun would abandon us just yet, it'll take us abandoning them for them to stop. And I for one don't plan on abandoning ship. I go down with my captain, and the ship!

5.)What is/are the best fanfic you ever read?

Shady-kun: The best ones I read for now are these titles, that I highly implore you to also read. The best one I ever read is The Crimson Lord's "A Demon Among Devils." This one made me actually love Minato… and he was an apathetic asshole. It managed to combine Persona 3 and High School DxD while keeping in the feel of both series and introduce character development and live up the potential of the latter which grinds my gears that the latter turned into a mecha eechi. Another is RantingRyuu728's "Son of the Seven Kingdoms" because of how impossible one could even make a crossover of two different series. Another one is Crit Fail's "A New Hope" for being the best version of Danganronpa I have ever seen. For RWBY it is a tie between Professor Arc and Tomorrow and Never Again. For Naruto, the one that got me into fanfiction is a tie between Half Baked Cat's "Demon's Luck" and Digitize27's "Yellow and Red makes." Lastly, Ghost Xavier's "Fragments of Chaldea" and gabrielblessing's "In Flight."

Darkness-san: Please don't ask me that question. I have a lot of favorites, which you can all go ahead and look at if you search my account on this website. Asking what I think is the best fanfic or whatever is asking me to choose between a whole shit ton of good and bad fanfics that may or may not be good or bad at all. I can honestly say that I enjoyed I Don't Wanna Lose Her by Khor Evik Vlakhavlakh, Tournament Arc by ImSoAwesome, and Survival of the Fittest by AthanMortis to name a few. That's just the RWBY portion. I could name a couple from Harry Potter, Naruto, Fate/Stay Night, Boku no Hero Academia etc. but those will take awhile to list. However, one really good Boku no Hero Academia fanfic I've recently read was called Scorpions and Chains by SevenRenny. It melted my heart even though I'm as manly a man as Kirishima.

Guikoi-chan: I… don't actually know. That's like asking me what my favorite type of bird is. I honestly have no goddamn clue! There have been many fantastic fics that I have read and enjoyed, and some terrible fics that I have read and enjoyed.
I have forgotten most of the names of fics that I've read, and I've honestly forgotten most of them completely. I don't exactly have the best memory, maybe "below average" at best.
I honestly cannot answer this question without either lying or having the answer change soon after.

Enjoy!

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"I would like for everyone to be seated before our next screening. If you have any questions, now would be the time to-"

"WHITE FANG! Wha-WHY?!" Blake incessantly pointed to the two newcomers as they both rolled their eyes. The other huntsmen got ready to act against the two terrorists however they realized that there was no weapons available except cushions.

The Creator simply laughed especially at Blake's reaction. "Miss Belladonna, it is clear to everyone that they are White Fang. Please calm yourselves, they are guests in my domain. Thus please calm down."

Blake was forced to go back to her seat by her teammates while the others adopted wary stares at the two prominent White Fang members as they sat down. Amber on the other hand decided to go behind everyone else in order to avoid any mishaps with Ozpin, Glynda and Qrow but they were still staring at her.

"So what's next?" Jaune asked.

The Creator chuckled. "Well, it's about your parents… no, not your real ones. This is another version of your parents and what comes after they decide to see you. Here's the next scenario."

Jaune had been pacing back and forth since he was nervous about the Beacon Parent-Teacher Conference that was announced by the school via the scroll. Once he received the news, he went on a rampage of fighting his pillow to the death. He was pacified later by Nora and Ren who had managed to calm him down but he noticed that they were maintaining their distances since in fairness he did evilly cackle about the end of the world.

Jaune chuckled by his alternate self's display. "That is simply not true. I wouldn't react like that."

Nora was curious. "Then tell us Jaune-Jaune, how would you react if your parents would come to Beacon."

The team leader of Team JNPR adopted a thinking pose and wondered, how would he react if his parents arrived and learned he had faked his way to a huntsman academy wrought with horror for his well-being. He smiled. "I'd simply just leave to Vale and stay there for a couple of weeks."

Ren sighed and whispered to Pyrrha. "I think that version is saner."

He noticed that Pyrrha was waiting for an explanation since her usual generous expression was replaced with a hardened 'tell me the truth' kind of look that unnerved him. "Um… I guess I went a bit overboard."

"Was it when you were pounding your head on the door begging to die? Was it when you tried to jump out of the window? Was it when you tried to beat up your defenseless pillow? Or was it when you tried to climb onto the ceiling in the hopes of hiding." Ren ended his recounting of events with a simple drinking of his herbal tea.

Others were chuckling or laughing at the sequence of events. The red reaper adopted a teasing grin and stare at her first best friend who responded kindly with a furious blush of embarrassment. "That's just so cute"

Nora meanwhile was swallowing her stacks of apology pancakes when she mouthed off while eating. "Whush wrangt wath Pierentsh-Tseher Cuofirenice."

Pyrrha sighed, she already wanted to take a break from what today brought to her team, especially her team leader who seemed to have lost it. "Exactly with what Nora said without the food in her mouth. I thought you'd be happy knowing that your parents would come to see you on your progress."

Jaune winced at the mention of parents and progress. "I don't think they will be happy. I ran away with no other excuse than to become a huntsman with no training. I let myself get bullied and I am still pathetic in combat class. Look they're just really bizarre."

"Isn't every parent weird and overbearing to their kids? That's normal, why would they care if their kid is pathetic? Don't they love them?" Blake asked.

Yang growled as she stared at a certain parent. "They would if they had a heart."

"How so?"

Jaune sighed in frustration towards Ren's question. "They always want to kill each other."

Qrow laughed despite his drunken stupor. "Ha! Sounds like Tai and Rey."

Pyrrha mused as she was confused. "Umm... so they're like most parents. Didn't they still give you seven sisters? Granted the number is bizarre, but still-"

Tai chuckled. "How I wished to have more little darlings around me."

Raven and Summer blanched, no matter how much they loved the big blonde of a lug. There was no way in all that is surrounded by the Brothers that they could give him seven daughters. Tai noticed their looks and laughed. "Don't worry babes, any hole is the goal for me!"

He received a knuckle sandwich from his two little girls which managed to stop whatever more he was going to say.

"No you don't understand! Maybe I didn't answer it right but you all have to understand my parents." Jaune interrupted his partner's train of thought. "Like they legitimately tried to kill each other. Listen to this. They were mortal enemies, from what I remember my dad was killed in a battle to the death against my mom. Afterwards, they appeared in a village in Anima where they fought once more again, but stopped when my dad realized my mom was a girl."

Glynda was utterly perplexed along with several others. "How is that even possible?! Mr. Arc shouldn't even be born if they hated one another like that."

Ozpin shrugged his shoulders. "What a weird love story."

The confused faces of his teammates didn't stop the roll he was on, so he continued his bizzarre tale. "Get this she used to be a dude but now was a girl. Also my dad was not a vampire anymore and they fought to the death and managed to knock each other out. Then they somehow managed to squash their beef, head to Vale, live together then they hate fucked… liked it. They even involved time into their relationships which was weird since I thought they would want to kill each other. After that my siblings and I were born with my generally overprotective, narcissistic and doting dad with my cool and really blunt but caring mom. Bizarre, right, right?! Please, I can't be this crazy yet! My sisters believe it's romantic but it's Oumdamn nuts!"

Juniper tilted her head to the side since she was also confused. "I'm afraid this young boy has gone delusional. No one would believe a story like that."

His teammates all had looks of utter skepticism but he was bewildered that no one understood his family history. Not even the dependable Pyrrha Nikos. "I'm serious, I'm not joking. I'm not even on a bullhead so I'm fine. I also haven't taken the special brand of coffee. This is my family history now I have to leave before-"

Three knocks on the door alerted the team before a loud voice was heard. "Hmm… so strange. Normally this door would be open when I arrive... If you knaves know anything that is good then open this door at once!" Jaune instantly paled and tried to grab the already quick Valkyrie from opening the door. But the bombastic teammate dodged her team leader's attempt and quickly opened it.

"What the hell was that? Nothing human should be radiating this much killing instinct." Adam growled, the other experienced hunters agreed with the sentiments of the hero of the White Fang. Juniper wondered if it was a humanoid grimm, sure felt like it.

Yang chuckled. "Come on! He's probably like Lover Boy with a lot of confidence but a normal looking-"

"... Who are you?"

Jaune gulped in fear as a tall blonde had stepped into the room, pushing aside a Nora who was fuming from the act of disrespect. The man whose eyes widened once they looked at Jaune quickly disappeared with a look of contempt. His teammates noticed his blonde spiky hair who donned an orange jacket with a tight tank top underneath that showcased his very muscular physique. Add in the fact his chaps with an exposed crotch along with green knee guards and heart shaped circlet on his head.

"Never mind, how is he this hot?!" Yang shouted, some girls who were infatuated with Jaune were drooling at the prospect of Jaune looking like this while he was older.

Jaune on the other hand was confused and angry. 'Something like this can't be like dad… it feels wrong.'

Weiss scowled when she saw Jaune's father's face. "He seems too arrogant. I don't like looking at him that much."

"Pot calling the kettle black." Ruby muttered.

"Oh, Jaune. So this is where you were? So happy to see you where you belong on the ground groveling for forgiveness. After all... even lowly humans were born with reason. Those who don't think reasonably but act become even lesser beings like animals." The blonde man then started laughing at Jaune's position with the same evil cackle displayed by Jaune earlier.

Blake's dreamy look was shattered when she heard that one remark. It simply triggered her along with Adam and Sienna. "Who does this human think he is?!"

Jaune had an annoyed twitch on his forehead that grew even bigger at his 'dad' making fun of his state. "The guy's a clear asshole."

Pyrrha was furious, not even a parent can be that bad to her Jaune. "I agree. His arrogance is filling the room."

Jaune gritted his teeth as he stood up with a look of anger and with a clenched fist. "You bastard. Shut your Oumdamn mouth, Dad!" He then walked slowly to his father who raised an eyebrow in surprise.

Ren chuckled. "Now I can't wait to see a classic battle."

Nora cheered on. "Come on team leader! Show him who's boss."

Amber muttered. "My money's on the young blonde getting his ass whooped."

His dad quickly adopted a mocking smile since he chuckled. He opened his arms as if inviting his son for a hug. "Hmm. Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me. Even though you know you can't stand up to me, you still want to look like a cool guy in front of your teammates? You're being so desperate like a student taking a final exam with only seconds left on the clock. I didn't know that such a coward could have such bravado. Please, Jaune, do us all a favor and lie back down where you belong."

"Damn… that's a sick burn." Qrow groaned in pain, he wasn't even the one being talked about but it caused him pain just hearing it.

Jaune grimaced, all those words did wonders to his small yet oversized ego and fragile self-esteem. Pyrrha immediately placed an arm around his shoulder, he looked to see his partner smiling. "Fuck that guy."

The blonde knight smiled, with all those recent scenarios, he was slowly starting to see his partner in a new light. The other girls who have feelings for the Arc were making a symphony of clenched fists and grating teeth. Ren and Nora however were beaming at the prospect of their two teammates actually having a closer relationship with each other.

Adam scoffed at Jaune's father's hubris. "They're just humans, nothing special."

Jaune had put his right hand inside his pocket and the other on Crocea Mors as he stuck a very manly pose that certainly made Pyrrha blush. "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer. I ain't taking none of this any more so come on let's get this started."

Sienna chuckled at this newfound display of bravado. "Seems oddly familiar."

Tai laughed. "What a weird pose to do before you fight? I mean is he trying to show off his body or his fighting ability."

His father smirked. "Oh ho! Then come as close as you like. You'll need it." He then started walking towards Jaune and after a few steps and then stopped as both struck a pose. Nora and Ren were quite confused as to why their team leader and his dad would pose before fighting.

"I'm also confused, what are they doing?" Summer giggled at Ruby's question. She then whispered to her daughter. "Don't worry, this is normal."

His father and him charged at each other but the elder blonde had yelled out. "It's over Jaune-"

But both were interrupted by two fists that had clobbered the top of their heads sending both men crashing to the floor with a loud thud. Their faces had made nice miniature craters on the ground below perfect for decorations. "Yare yare daze. Can't you two just be normal for five seconds in public? I swear to god above… that Jaune got the lowest end of the stick in terms of genetics."

"Woah! Who hit them?! That was too fast." Yang commented while others agreed, with that speed and force, whoever hit the two was nothing short but an amazing warrior. Raven became very interested, this must be the mother then that beat his father. She could easily sense the alternate version of the Arc's father being very inhumane even if the backstory said he wasn't anymore.

Blake chuckled. "That's gotta hurt to hear."

Jaune groaned. "I manage to get the short stick again here?"

Jaune had managed to raise his head from the miniature crater as he scratched the back of his neck. "Sorry about it mom but he started it!"

The others in the room were shocked at the sudden appearance of the tall woman especially since she just appeared next to the two blondes. She gave off an annoyed sigh and quickly went into her skirt's pocket to grab a cigarette. Out of nowhere it lit up as she inhaled the smoke and quickly exhaled it. "Stuck with a bunch of children. This must be my punishment."

They noticed that she was only inches shorter from Dio and a inches taller from Jaune. Her modified trench coat-length school uniform with a tall, stiff collar, pierced on the left with a golden chain. Underneath was a form fitting sleeveless shirt and a skirt that was up till her thighs. Sharp flares held up by two thin belts, often differently colored, patterned in a row of alternately colored tessellated triangles. She wore leather shoes with no socks along with a cap that is adorned near the center with a golden button and, on its left, a rectangular golden plate with a design of a flattened hand. It is torn at the back, appearing to merge with her hair.

Yang whistled appreciatively. "Dayum… Lover Boy's mother looks so badass. No wonder he got scared of women."

Jaune yelled out to defend himself. "Hey! You leave my other mother alone, she might look like that but I bet she isn't that bad."

Weiss wondered aloud. "So why are you accepting of your mother rather than your father?"

Jaune shrugged his shoulders. "Well she didn't insult me right off the bat. She also punched other dad, so that's a great starting point."

All in all to his teammates, his mother probably looked like a gangster or a mob boss of the underground. To their credit… she is. She was the one who even made his Uncles Junior and Roman fear any woman after that time he spent with her at Junior's club. Maybe next time it wasn't a great idea to cheat so obviously in a card game.

Yang smiled with newfound adoration. "I definitely love this woman. She's all about kicking ass and taking names."

Qrow chuckled. "You just like her because she destroyed the same club like you."

"Jota- I mean Kyo, shouldn't-"

"Shut up, Dio. This is partially your fault since you convinced him to become a man and do whatever it took. It's my fault for not being hard enough with the belt. But I guess he learned his stubbornness from me as well. Now stand up, we have a conference to finish. If you don't follow me, I'll clobber you to kingdom come." She then walked out of the door as the two blondes slowly got to their feet and nodded to one another whilst sparks flew in the general direction when they looked at each other.

Raven was impressed, this Kyo or Jota was definitely one not to mess with. The aura that woman exuded definitely warranted caution for even an amazing swordswoman like herself. Even Adam snorted. "Maybe she could be a good fight."

Glynda smiled. "If only Ms. Arc existed, she could set Ozpin right with his duties as headmaster."

Ozpin hissed at the mere mention of paperwork. "Never!"

Juniper was curious, both parents felt… strange. They had no aura yet their power was something similar yet different. 'Probably this scenario can show what their capabilities are against huntsman.'

Nora whistled in appreciation over what had happened. "Man, Jaune's mom is pretty cool. Shouldn't we follow?" The rest of Team JNPR decided to go out of their dorm room. They heard a squeak and looked to be treated with a delightful scene of a mortified Jaune with an equally surprised Dio.

It appeared that Ruby was on the ground as she rubbed her behind while Kyo exhaled another puff of smoke from her cigarette that was stuck on her mouth. She looked down to which the socially awkward hunter-in-training giving off a frightened noise from the more menacing look of the older woman. "Sorry about that. I wasn't looking."

Ruby squeaked in terror, Jaune's other mom was really menacing to look at. "She's scary."

Summer chuckled. "Oh… I like to believe it's part of her charm."

Yang growled. "If she doesn't knock it off then she'd get a taste of my fists."

Qrow laughed. "I think she could kick your ass, niece."

Ruby had to blink more than once before she got back up and dusted her Beacon skirt off. Did the scary lady just apologize? "Uh… yeah. No-problem scary- I mean nice lady. I was just trying to get back before my sister left me with my dad."

Kyo decided to walk forward until she stopped in front of Ruby. She dropped her cigarette and crushed it with her heel which caused Ruby to jump up in a panic. Did she do something wrong again? This was not in her training of social interaction.

Blake giggled. "Didn't realize there was even a manual for that? Must have been bad if our team leader is like this."

Ruby objected to this claim. "Hey! I am getting better, I can even make friends from random strangers."

Weiss was able to lay the truth. "It was only one, Ruby. Most of the time when a stranger asks for directions you simply stammer and say random utterances in order for them to go away."

Ruby's head went down in shame, her teammates didn't get her. Social interaction was hard, how come everyone couldn't like what she liked. "Who needs to talk to other people anyway?!"

"What is your name?" Ruby slowly stopped the urge to run away when the question popped out of Kyo's mouth.

"Ruby… Ruby Rose and I- oh hi Jaune! Nice to see you, where's your- ... dad?" She noticed her first friend in Beacon standing next to a really tall blonde guy. She also noticed Jaune's teammates who were just outside of their door but they looked scared or maybe in the case of Nora very excited… for her?

Kyo smirked. "Oh? So you know my son?"

"Uh oh. Who knew that it would be Ruby that would try to impress the in-laws first?" Nora commented to which the red reaper blushed, she didn't even think of that plan. Maybe it could work.

"Cute. Ruby. Very, very cute of you to think of that, lil' sis."

Her eyes widened in surprise as she noticed the embarrassed expression of Weiss and the teasing ones of Blake and Yang. She gulped as she felt her mother hug her. "There is such a thing called inside voice, Ruby."

"Let me die."

Ruby's eyes widened with shock as her eyes shifted back to the tall and scary woman and her equally socially awkward friend and could not see any similarities. But then she looked at the blonde standing next to Jaune wearing a cocky grin but looking at his eyes made her want to turn and run immediately.

She couldn't see any similarities with the tall blonde man… maybe that her friend's flirty smile resembled his father's cocky smile… and that they were both blonde... maybe... But his father was the dictionary meaning of arrogance. But she turned her attention to his mother who was still staring at her with a menacing glare.

"Ye-Yeah um… I-I-I was his fir- first friend ya know! Me and him we're best team leader best friends. Um… he's really nice and kind and-"

She was stopped when a hand from Kyo had been raised to her face as she started laughing. After a while the laughing stopped but Ruby nearly had her heart stop when her shoulders were grabbed. She wanted her mommy but what surprised her was the joyful smile on Jaune's mother's face.

Jaune was confused. "What could she want with Ruby?"

Pyrrha giggled. "Probably to marry you off."

"That's great. I thought he wouldn't try to get any friends with the opposite sex. Always thought he'd resort to being a playboy… he takes too much from his father. Please be there for him if you're still with him, marry him so that he can leave already. He'd be a better man if that happened." Kyo had gotten another cigarette from her skirt pocket and started smoking again.

Pyrrha chuckled. "Well I guess I saw that one coming."

Jaune couldn't believe the stones on his alternate mother. "I'm not that bad right..." He looked at his teammates who looked away and whistled as if they were busy. "... oh come on!"

Jaune had moved to catch a falling Ruby whose eyes were swirling as she was mumbling. "Marriage… marriage… marriage…. Jaune… kids…"

"And she's down from her own daydreams." Yang chuckled as she watched the real one also get knocked out. These scenarios were getting scarily accurate with what could happen to them.

Jaune sighed in disbelief. "How… how can she… she's even like that with any girl I decide to bring to our house."

Jaune glared at his mother who simply chuckled at her weak attempt to be threatening. "You didn't have to be like that with Ruby."

Kyo smirked. "So the shrimp is named Ruby, eh."

Ruby woke up with furious anger in her eyes. "HEY! I drink milk."

Sienna shrugged her shoulders as Adam looked at her as if he was saying, aren't humans weird to you. "Weird thing to counter but alright."

Jaune yelled again. "You forgot her name?! But you were just-"

His mother chuckled. "I forget. She's cute and good for you Jaune, if a little young. Better be quick or else-"

Dio laughed. "Your mother is simply worried about you. However being my son indicates your luck with whoever simply looks at you. So you can have as many-" He was silenced by an elbow to his ribs. His groan in pain caused Kyo to simply giggle.

Nora giggled. "Jauney's other dad is funny. He's like the opposite of our fearless leader."

Qrow snickered. "Whipped like my bro here."

Tai grumbled about unfairness before his two lovers glared at him. He shuddered in fear whether it was Raven's dominance or Summer's obsession with chains. He quickly changed the subject. "Hey! I take personal pride in that. Also I love that guy's style maybe I should-"

"Wear that and I will personally come and burn it." Raven growled which destroyed a blonde bear's dream to be so machismo.

"Just get one, it would be good for you. Now let's get going before I get bored and leave. Carry the poor girl, you still need to be a gentleman." Jaune sighed as he carried the young team leader of Team RWBY bridal style. If he didn't he knew his mom would nag about being a gentleman so why not do it now. This action may have caused one to be completely jealous of the situation.

So the motley crew of Jaune and his parents with his teammates and the temporarily unconscious Ruby Rose strode forward in the hallway gaining more attention from the other students of Beacon. He wasn't looking forward to his parents hearing about how often he would sleep in classes, he dreaded to hear what Miss Goodwitch would tell about his progress.

Summer gushed at her baby being carried in the fairy tales she used to tell her. "Would you look at that, Ruby? There's nothing more than having a big strong man carry you in his arms to the bedroom."

Ruby certainly lived up to her name by the color of her face as she shouted out. "Mom! Stop!"

This day couldn't get any worse for him… "Hey, Jaune!"

And the God of Light just decided to fuck him right off the beaten path because standing in front of him was Team CDRL headed by his bully, Cardin, who had gotten blackmail over the blonde. It didn't help that his often sparring opponent would wipe the floor with him always and remind it to his face did wonders to his ego. Don't forget the beatdowns in the locker room and the swirlies in the toilets.

Jaune's friends and fellow teammates frowned at that revelation, they knew that Team CDRL was messing with the blonde Arc. They felt bad about it however Jaune was able to stop the bullying by saving him in Forever Fall. Pyrrha also felt bad, she wanted to take action but Jaune convinced her not to.

Dio and Kyo simply observed the brash group of teens and sighed, they often hated how much of a softie their only son was but this was ridiculous. Cardin stared at the blonde holding a still marriage murmuring Ruby Rose in his arms. "So you finally grew some balls and shagged the fifteen year old, you pedo."

Jaune winced, his thighs even crossed together. He even had many indecent thoughts about his first best friend "That hits me really, really hard."

Jaune grimaced especially since the bully was trying to incite a fight that would get him into trouble. He couldn't exactly do anything since he was preoccupied with Ruby in his arms. He also had to deal with his parents "What are you doing here, Cardin? Just get out of here."

Nora growled. "Aw, come on Jaune-Jaune. Just use Ruby over there as a battering ram and a club to fight back."

Yang placed a hand on the energetic brawler's shoulders. "That's my sister you're talking about there, Nora."

Cardin and his teammates laughed since this was the first time that they've seen Jaune actually want to fight back after the blackmail. Cardin smiled but noticed the glaring Kyo and shuddered a bit but instantly keyed in to her chest and smiled. "Hey baby I-"

He dropped to the ground in pain because a cigarette managed to land itself onto his right eye, his teammates dropped down to help him back up. "Yare, yare daze."

"Dayum." Neptune muttered as the rest were surprised by what Jaune's other mom had just done to stop Cardin from continuing his pick-up game.

Sun whistled appreciatively. "She's badass."

Weiss shook her head in disbelief. "How fast was that?! Cardin just started screaming in pain. There's something different about her, especially when she has no aura."

"It's utterly bizarre." Ozpin stated.

Kyo on the other hand sighed as she grabbed another cigarette from her skirt pocket and lit it up. "Why in hell do I attract the assholes? Anyways, what the fuck are you trying to do boy? What business do you have with my son?"

Cardin growled and shouted out. "Well he's my bitch and there's nothing he can do about it. But because you pissed me off you bitch! Hey guys-"

Everyone in the hallway looked at him. "Did you know Jaune over here got into Beacon with false documents?! He fucking cheated but the school still let him in. What do you all think of that?"

Glynda sighed. "Thinking about it, I can't understand how obsessed I was with removing Mr. Arc on the basis of his fake transcripts."

Jaune stood up with his hands raised, delight in his face as if he found the Holy Grail. "I Oumdamned knew it!"

Blake scoffed. "Only fools with bad writing talent would make friends out of enemies from just one reveal of fake transcripts."

Yang chuckled. "Yeah, I mean everyone has deep and dark secrets. Writers who do that have no idea of long-term planning and just want to make someone overpowered and become like that tool in Maruto named Sasuke."

Jaune noticed a lot of judgmental looks were put towards him and he wanted to hide in a ditch but he winced when he noticed behind him was Team RWBY especially the look of death he got from Yang. Was that for his fake credentials or for holding Ruby in a certain way… probably the latter.

"Most definitely."

Jaune muttered. "Not helping the situation at all."

He of course ignored the incensed look on Weiss' face. But one of the people in the audience suddenly arrived in front of him and his parents with an angry look. But the first thing he noticed was the bunny ears, wasn't this the girl who he helped in the cafeteria when she was being bullied by Cardin.

Cardin smirked as Velvet took a step back in instinct. "Well look who it is? The goddamn White Fang Lover. What in Oum's name are you here for?"

Coco growled in anger which caused Velvet to tremble in fear. "That asshole is dead. I'm rimming him with my mini-gun."

Glynda then reminded. "Regardless of Mr. Winchester's past actions, murder on campus is still illegal and will be grounds for dissmissal."

"So you mean I can do it outside Beacon."

Glynda sighed in annoyance as Ozpin placed a hand on her shoulder for support, she guessed. "I need help. How can we run a university with only four people."

Velvet then yelled. "Get away from Jaune. I've had enough of you doing this to him. He doesn't need this-"

Cardin laughed along with his teammates. "Wow, it took you this long to help him. We're going to have the Forever Fall field trip so… it's been about two months. Talk about being selfish, after he helped you way back then."

The bunny truly did feel bad that she didn't help Jaune after he went out of his way to help him. Coco saw this and hugged her partner tightly. "Hey that's all in the past for you girl. What matters is now and you need to get a leg up on all these other girls."

"Coco! Stop it!"

Velvet bit her lip since she knew she should have helped Jaune but she just wanted peace after being bullied for so long by the Winchester. "Well I've learned my lesson and I want to help Jaune and I won't- ah!"

She was pushed away by Cardin as she hit the floor harshly but the bully decided to drop down and grab one of her ears. Velvet winced in pain but felt relief when the bully's hands were pushed away after a kick from Jaune sent Cardin three steps back.

"Holy Oum! Since when did Jaune decided to attack Cardin like that." Ruby was surprised, he even did it with her in his arms.

Pyrrha chuckled. "Everyone has a breaking point."

The bully was definitely surprised especially since Jaune still held Ruby in his arms. The young Arc gave a growl where he extended one of his arms as if to protect Velvet. "If you go any further Cardin. I'll beat you within an inch of your life!"

Nora cheered her team leader. "Let's go, Jauney! Kick his ass!"

Jaune sighed. "I wish I was that confident back then."

Cardin turned his head a bit to the side since he was perplexed, afterwards he chuckled at Jaune's statement. "Oh really then you'll have no problem when I-"

He was interrupted when the crowd that was loud at first had stopped speaking. He noticed that Kyo was now in front of her son but... wasn't she behind him a second ago. "What do you want, huh? I'll send you and your bitch of a son to-"

He was silenced by the icy glare of Kyo and took a step back. She sighed and gave a menacing pose as she looked at Team CDRL promising death. "I, Kyo Arc, throughout my life have been labelled a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights so much that some are still in the hospital. I should send my apologies to Junior, didn't mean to take out half his men. There was one idiot gangster named Roman who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson, and he hasn't tried to come out when I arrive in Vale. At restaurants that served me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time."

"This lady is insanely badass, she must have brass balls the size of beach balls!" Yang exclaimed, she had stars in her eyes. This- this was something she wanted to one day do.

"Why would she have brass balls the size of beach balls?" Ruby asked.

Weiss groaned and shook her head. "Do not ask for an answer, Ruby. You will lose your sanity just like your sister over there."

"Hey!"

"But… even I-" She clenched her fist and moved it up to her chest while looking down. "-know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under your foot."

She then looked back to Cardin as she pointed at him directly. "Especially a woman! This is exactly what you've done! Not only that but you've been blackmailing my son and it pisses me off. If there's only one reason you lost… just one simple reason. You pissed me off."

Raven scoffed. "This is all entertaining but what is a civillian who doesn't look to be trained by the Tribe do anything to a person with aura."

Qrow chuckled. "You never know, sis… I think this chick is stronger than what any of us could imagine."

Adam growled. "I commend the woman for standing up against a disgusting bully but this is unfair."

Cardin chuckled as his aura flared. "I don't care what you think, have you seen what happens when a civilian tries to fuck with a huntsman. They usually end up in the hospital, bitch."

Kyo chuckled. "Then give it your best shot."

Cardin charged forward but Kyo had ducked under his overhand and quickly grabbed his throat as she started shaking it back and forth in different speeds. "Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!"

"That's impossible! That kind of strength, what… what is she using?" Winter exclaimed as others let out gasps of surprise on how Kyo was manhandling Cardin quite easily.

Jaune shook his head in disbelief. "Incredible… if only she was my mom to beat up Cardin."

The Beacon students laughed at what Jaune just said while Amber sighed. "Looks like a beatdown is going to happen."

Cardin's head was whipped back as blood escaped from his mouth, his eyes widened when he realized how tall Kyo was over him as she reared back her right hand. Slowly closing her open fist to a closed one, she then punched him in the left temple that caused his head to wobble uncontrollably. It was then followed by a barrage of punches that rained down on the bully while Kyo still held him by his neck. "Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!"

Yang smiled. "Maybe I should say that 'Ora' 'Ora' when I beat up someone."

"Say that then I will not stop to just leave." Blake stated, she placed her foot down, hearing that phrase is badass at first. But knowing her partner would excessively use it anytime and anywhere would lessen its impact.

She then released his hold of his neck by throwing his limp body up in the air and gave a stiff uppercut to his right cheek. "The one who will judge you-" The force of the blow caused the bully to fly through the ceiling and into the next floor as blood started raining down through the hole. "-is me!"

Ozpin chuckled. "Well there goes half of our insurance in the school."

It took a while for Cardin to fall to the ground below unmoving which surprised everyone in the hallway as Kyo got another cigarette and smoked again. The team leader of CDRL had erupted with numerous cuts as blood spouted out of them like a shower.

"Dear Oum, tell me that-"

"He's dead." Juniper had interrupted what Glynda was going to say as Ozpin sadly sighed. "Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned, I suppose."

Numerous horrified screams filled the hallway where one even yelled. "He's dead?!"

Horrified but incensed, Russell decided to avenge his friend but what surprised everyone was that the tall blonde had moved in to join his wife.

"This is fun, Kyo. We should do this more often. Maybe for our anniversary."

She sneered at him. "No. Why the hell should we do this? It causes more problems than solve them besides I was just pissed off at that guy, you can deal with the Mohawk, however you like."

Nora was excited, her team leader's mom kicked some major butt. Now it was time for his daddy. "Ooohhh this is so exciting, how come parent-teacher conferences can be like this?"

"They can..." Yang sighed. "Just tell dad that Ruby has a boyfriend who then cheated on her. Beacon's gonna be filled with a lot more craters than usual."

"Hey! I'm not that bad." Tai shouted out.

Summer giggled. "Oh, dear… Don't worry, you're much worse than you think. You are a tad bit overprotective but that makes you look so adorable." Tai then hugged his former wife tightly which made the girl squeal.

Raven responded with a queasy look and definitely… definitely not a jealous stare.

"Hey don't ignore me!" Russell charged and took three steps forward but all of a sudden he was back to where he was.

Dio smiled as his hands were near his waist as he jutted his exposed crotch out and smiled at the teen. "I'll give you a chance. If you go back then I will save your life. But if you'd rather die, then come closer."

A menacing aura started to envelop the hallway that may have caused the remaining members of Team CDRL almost piss their pants however Russell gulped and yelled out. "Since you're the Arc's dad. I bet you're just as pathetic as him, I ain't scared of you."

Dio gave a feral smirk. "Is that so? Then come closer."

Russell enclosed his already shaking fist and took a step forward to which Dio started chuckling, trying to stop his body from moving any further. "I see. The fact that you have retreated a step means you are afraid of me."

Russell looked down and was shocked to be in the same place as before but he nevertheless stepped forward and found himself a step behind from where he was. He looked around and was breathing heavily in anger since relatively everything remaining the same. He looked behind him with pure frustration, things just didn't make any sense. What was the trick?"W-What?! I know I just took a step forward."

"Woah! He really did go backwards… but he was walking towards Jaune's dad. What's going on?" Sun asked.

Blake pondered for a moment, a wild idea popped into her head that made her want to act besides running away with no negative consequences to her actions. "Maybe it's their semblances."

Weiss shook her head. "Impossible, it is clearly highlighted that they have no aura. Perhaps it is a new kind of power the world hasn't seen yet."

Juniper was also confused. 'It can't be magic because either I or Ozpin would notice. Yet it feels like there are two people.'

"What's the matter? You're losing your composure, kid. Doesn't one lose his composure when he is afraid? Or is it that in your heart, you know you must step forward but you're so terrified that your body subconsciously did the opposite and went back."

Neptune shrugged his shoulders. "Well that sounds logical, I mean this part of the story could be coming from his perspective."

"I don't know 'bud. It just seems so bizarre." Sun commented.

Dio's arrogant posture and tone of voice caused the teen to start sweating heavily in nervousness or was it fear. Russell looked at his feet. "Impossible! I know I walked towards you!"

Raven laughed. "Amusing. What a wonderful way to show how powerful one is compared to a weakling."

Glynda scowled at the tribal leader's comment. "More like childish."

He ran at Dio but found himself in the same spot again when he looked down. "What kind of Semblance is this?!"

Dio laughed. "Time to finish this! ZA WARUDO!"

Pyrrha spoke aloud. "Um… shouldn't it be The World."

"No, Ms. Nikos. I am pretty sure it is ZA WARUDO!" The Creator answered her inquiry although everyone thought it was simply… wrong spelling.

Out of nowhere Russell flew backwards where he felt a punch connect his chin causing him to launch out spittle from his mouth. Meanwhile Dio had jumped into the air. "Toki yo tomare!"

Kyo and Jaune both sighed since they were able to move in the time frozen space. Kyo was able to do this because of her fight with Dio, Jaune on the other hand could do it because of a special power. When they looked up to see him with a steamroller in his hands. "Roadroller da!"

"Wait… what?! How can he stop time, how did he fit a steamroller into the hallway, why am I still unconscious in Jaune's arms. Can't he just put me down?"

Ruby's questions were answered by her elder sister. "At this point, anything's possible I guess for Lover Boy. Still… it is really bizarre to see."

Said steamroller crashed into Russell intact as blood came out from the teen's mouth. Dio then started to hit the engine part of the vehicle over and over again with his stand. "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

"Man… do they love to say some random things while punching."

Sun was excited that his partner noticed that. "I know right. Isn't it great? It's just so manly. Maybe I should do that."

"Hey, hands off the idea, buster! I thought about doing that." Yang protested while Blake groaned.

He reared his right hand for a powerful punch where he hit the already dented area of the steamroller's engine. "I'm gonna crush you!"

He jumped up as time resumed where everyone was in shock over the loud shouts of agony from the Mohawk wearing teen who was trapped under a steamroller. Also where did the steamroller come from? The vehicle in question sparked for a bit before blowing up as each student in the area had flared their aura to cushion the debris and impact of the explosion. Same could not be said for the hallway and the windows which had showed signs of noticeable damage. Russell on the other hand was now a bunch of pieces of gory flesh scattered around the damaged hallway.

Adam chuckled. "This version of the horrid university is getting better and better."

Winter was absolutely appalled by the situation being presented, two students were just killed easily by outsiders with no aura. "There has to be some sanctions about this."

Ozpin sipped his coffee and sighed sadly. "Oh yes there will be… mountains of paperwork to be exact."

"Come on, it's a huntsman academy, surely death can happen anytime." Amber complained.

Sky and Dove where stunned, two of their teammates were killed right in front of them and the audience around them didn't even move to stop what was happening. Actually everyone was taking steps back from the Arc family where Jaune felt that everyone was looking at both him and his parents as a monster but he also felt relieved that he didn't have to hide his heritage anymore.

Ren was a bit confused, his team leader only made that face when he could read X-ray and Vav after a forced study session from Pyrrha. "It looks like that Jaune was hiding something from everyone."

Dove had yelled aloud. "You- You're fucking dead, Arc! Wait till we get ahold of-"

"You won't do that."

The two remaining members of Team CDRL immediately turned their attention to Jaune who was now filled with a golden aura. "What the fuck-"

"Oooohhh! Jaune has this sparkling aura. That's so cool, why can't yours do it, fearless leader."

Jaune chuckled at Nora's question. "Who knows Nora… maybe it can? I'm just curious as to what my power is… it looks different yet very similar to something I've seen."

Ruby became conscious and noticed the unmoved and bloody Cardin and some other pieces of flesh. She also was confused with the looks of her best friend's parents being a smug Dio and a happy Kyo. She looked to her stunned teammates and other surprised members of Jaune's team and finally to her best friend in question.

She almost didn't recognize him with his menacing aura but when he looked at her, dopey Jaune came back. "Jaune?"

He gave her a sad smile as he kneeled so that she could get off his arms. "Sorry Ruby but I promise that we'll still be best team leader friends after this."

Jaune pointed to Dove and Sky. "You two were complicit with what was happening with Cardin and me. I don't care what happens, I'll still be a hunter because-"

(AN: Play Il vente d'oro, 3:45 to be exact, while this scene is playing out)

He made a manly pose that promised trouble for Dove and Sky. "I, Jaune Arc, have a dream."

Others were shocked that the lanky blonde could pull of a threatening yet awesome pose before his fight with the two remaining members of a decimated team. The girls who liked Jaune started to blush heavily especially when he pulled one part of his uniform to the side to show off his bare chest.

Weiss scoffed. "Don't tell me he can do the same actions as his parents."

Pyrrha giggled. "I think the theme music is awesome."

He glared at the two. "Since you two are so confident about me being killed off. Maybe I should say the same thing to you. If you move a single step, you both die."

The two wanted to move away due to plain fear as their instincts were begging for the action of self-preservation. However that option was closed when Jaune methodically started to walk towards the two. He then landed a slow moving punch on Sky's cheek that caused a tooth to fall out.

"That's odd, any huntsman-in-training could dodge such a slow strike. This must be Mr. Arc's power." Ozpin mused as everyone was also confused.

Sky was shocked. 'How did that hit me? It was going so slow… wait he isn't slow, it's that his punch somehow made my senses go berserk.'

"MUDA!" The impact of Jaune's punch caused the teen to crash into a dorm room's wall that caused the inhabitants to scream in surprise. Sky seemed to have been moving sporadically while his nose started to bleed and then suddenly he stopped moving all together but he seemed to be breathing.

Nora snickered. "That's so cute. He copied his dad's shout of randomness."

Jaune started to tear up, his reputation shattered just like that. "I feel like I want to stand up and cry." And no, Pyrrha's touch did not comfort him in that moment.

Meanwhile Dove pointed at him, trembling. "B-But you said… th-that if we stayed still… y-you wouldn't do anything…"

Jaune glared at Dove. "Oh, please. Did you really think you'd be that lucky? A piece of shit like you?"

Yang laughed. "That's a badass burn. I should try that one time."

That stamen caused Dove to charge with a haymaker intending to wipe off the confident look of the once wimpy Arc. "Y… You monster!"

"Looks like Dove is gonna die."

"Honey, you can't say that. Who knows maybe my next son-in-law will save that poor boy and just give him a good knockout."

Ruby shook her head and giggled albeit to Summer's confusion. "Maybe but I have a good feeling. He'll give him a really good beatdown he can never recover from."

Out of nowhere Jaune started landing lefts and rights throughout Dove's body. "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

"MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!DA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!MUDA!"

"... That is a lot of punches for someone like Jaune to give to another person." Yang's comment drew some fellow nods in agreement.

Nora was admiring the carnage that this version was created to that bully. "Oooh, this is another thing that Jaune should bring back to our world."

Jaune shook his head. "I don't think I could deal that many punches without my arms falling off."

The punches increased with velocity and ferocity as they pelleted the poor teen as he yelled out in pain. "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!"

Ozpin sighed sadly while Glynda groaned in pain at the aspect of another student dying but this time due to the hands of a student. "The backlash and paperwork of this will be killer."

Pyrrha smiled. "Well we should have just let Jaune snap against them."

Jaune sighed. "I'm not killing them. Besides it's done anyways."

Jaune continued the assault. "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

He then stepped back as he delivered the final right punch to the jaw of Dove. "MUDA!" The probably dead Dove flew across the damaged window where he landed head first in the back of a garbage disposal truck that closed its compartment and stuffed him inside with the other filled trash bags.

Blake scoffed. "That's where he should be placed in."

Yang chuckled. "Calm down kit-kat, you're getting a little bit racy with that comment."

Jaune sighed. "Seriously, why are most of the versions of me being this violent against others?"

Sky had recovered enough to see his teammate sail through the sky after a punch from Jaune which caused him to run away but his escape was marred by both Jaune and Dio. Dio charged ahead. "Don't get in my way."

"ZA WARUDO!" Dio started punching the startled teen with a barrage of his own punches. "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

He was shocked when Jaune started joining also. "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" He looked at his dad who gave a slight grimace but then replaced it quickly with a proud smile as both blondes continued their beating on Sky together.

"WOOOOOOHHH! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" A total of two hundred forty six punches caused the teen to crash into another wall that led to the outside of the school where he landed on a water tank where he remained unmoving.

"Aww, that's so cute! Jaune and his dad are working well together."

Ren sighed at what his partner and long-time friend had just said. "Nora, he killed someone."

"... Doesn't matter. It's still adorable." Nora strongly stated.

Dio grabbed his son's shoulder and laughed. "I knew that you still had some guts inside you. Now that we have disposed of the trash, it's time to-"

A large piece of debris flew towards Dio but he simply swatted it away. "Hoh? This is most unusual. Was it simply magic or was it-"

"So that's where that Jaune got his brass balls from."

"Can you refrain from speaking about Arc and his balls?" Weiss pleaded which caused Yang to give a sly smirk.

"Why? You thinking about it, Weiss Cream."

Weiss growled at what Yang was alluding to and gave her a simple flip of the bird which caused the brawler to simply chuckle.

He looked at Glynda and Ozpin who were standing next to each other, glaring at the taller blonde. Meanwhile Jaune was having a panic attack over noticing the two high ranking staff members in Beacon. 'I'm dead. I accidentally killed two students. My dream is over.'

Before Glynda could even talk, Kyo had suddenly appeared in front of them as she shook her head. "Sorry to do this but I'll answer your question. My son did nothing wrong, he simply took out the trash."

Glynda objected. "This is a major problem, an entire huntsman-in-training team is dead. Killed by the parents of Mr. Arc including himself. That is murder."

"To others it is justice." Juniper retorted, she simply received a cold glare from the one who ran Beacon.

Glynda was about to retort but Ozpin had placed a hand on her shoulder as he smiled at the Arc matriarch. "Nice to see you, Kyo Arc. Regardless of the situation, he did commit murder which is against the rules. By my right, it should be grounds for-"

"Dismissal, I know. But… I'd rather have my son have a fighting chance. So I propose a game to determine my boy's stay here."

"Aw... no. He'll definitely play."

Ozpin scoffed at Glynda's accusation, he was more mature than that. He was an immortal who saw everything and experienced almost everything that a normal human could live through. "I will not."

"Yes you will. You have an inhuman obsession to win especially if it involves a game. Just like chess, Ozpin." Juniper giggled as Ozpin started to fume.

Ozpin raised an eyebrow questioningly on Kyo's suggestion. However his more competitive side wanted to play- "No, we will not play a game that you are great at like chess. Where's the challenge in that, Ozpin? Probably something more luck based. Something like cards."

She threw a deck of poker cards at the headmaster who then smiled. "Well, I await having the chance to win this one. I'll get everything ready~"

"Ok, that's a bit creepy." Yang admitted to just how spine-tingling the headmaster was when he was excited.

Blake nodded in agreement. "I agree with you there. It's unnerving to see your fate decided on a card game."

He looked at the students around him as he smiled. "Will everyone please go to the arena? There will be a special match between I and Mr. Arc over his future here in Beacon."

He walked away chuckling. "I hope everything ends well for you."

Jaune walked to his mother and sighed. "Why cards?"

Kyo simply smirked while Dio started laughing hysterically over the bizarre turn of events that had transpired. "Why not?"

Nora pouted in disappointment. "Aw, why cards? Cards are boring!"

Pyrrha shook her head as she chuckled at her teammate's insistence for more action or fighting to be shown on the screen. "Cards can be exciting especially when there is something important on the line. It's a game full of suspense and bluffing."

Ren chuckled. "Or pure dumb luck."

The arena that was usually reserved for private spars and Glynda's combat classes was now the undivided attention of every student as a poker table was set in the middle with Ozpin and Jaune on opposite sides. Peter was in the middle of this tense situation as he held the deck of cards.

The two had ten white poker chips but what surprised Ozpin was the appearance of Ruby next to Jaune. "Miss Rose, you do know that-"

Ruby squeaked out. "I'm here to support my best friend whether he's a bad guy or a good guy. He owes me a long and hard talk after this!"

"That ain't the only thing Lover Boy's gonna give. 'Aint that right, Rubes?" Yang's eyebrows wiggled suggestively along with her shit eating grin made her baby sister erupt in red.

"Wha- wh- who- huh?"

Weiss groaned from hearing her partner ramble on. "For Oum's sake, Ruby. It is simply a talk, nothing more and nothing less."

Ruby fiddled with her fingers. "I… I guess."

Jaune smiled but then turned his attention towards Ozpin and Peter where he smirked. "I guess the first to lose all his chips or the will to compete ends the game."

Ozpin chuckled. "I accept those terms… but I wonder whether or not the stakes are truly high on your part Mr. Arc. You're betting your future while I-"

"You're gonna bet your amazing special coffee-chan. I mean I guess that is the same with my future in Beacon." Ozpin frowned immediately as his fist enclosed with fury over the prospect of losing his beloved.

Qrow laughed. "So that's how you get Oz to lose his composure."

Ozpin frowned. "No one! No one shall harm my coffee-chan."

Raven uttered under a sigh. "This… this is who I am against?"

"You will regret this." Jaune placed his legs on top of the poker table and leaned back a bit where he smirked. "Just start dealing, old man."

Peter started distributing the cards to the two where Ozpin chuckled, he was amused at Jaune's newfound confidence. "I see your confidence is there to not show how scared you actually are."

He then threw one white poker chip. "I raise one of my chips as the welcoming ante."

The headmaster chuckled as Jaune picked up one of the white chips and threw it to land right next to Ozpin's. "Let us begin!"

Winter asked. "So a huntsman-in-training's future for… coffee… that doesn't make much sense."

The Creator chuckled. "Sometimes the events on these worlds don't make much sense."

The two looked at their respective cards with each giving a poker face that caused the crowd to gulp on the enormous tension while Jaune's parents simply smirked at this display for they knew their son would win.

Ozpin threw another white chip. "Now, I shall discard two cards." He threw away the two cards that were closer to his left hand as Peter gave him two cards from the top deck.

"Remember Jaune that your future is represented by these six chips. You should consider your next moves very carefully." Ruby felt frightened until Jaune put his hand on her shoulder.

"Thank you for being afraid for me Rubes… it makes me feel like I can do this. Can you do me a favor?" He stood up and whispered in her ear which made her turn red but she nodded to what he was proposing.

"Ooooh, is this a marriage proposal. So bold of him to do so in front of all these people with his life on the line. Ruby, I definitely approve."

Ruby responded in kind to her mother's comment. "Mom! Stop it! You're embarrassing me in front of everyone."

The next thing the crowd knew was Ruby sitting on Jaune's lap as she shyly placed her head on his chest. While the promises of death from her sister would have made her worried, she felt oddly comfortable being in this position. Jaune looked at his cards and then threw another chip. "I'll take three cards."

Peter had threw in three cards as Jaune mixed it with his previous set, he glared at the headmaster who chuckled. "My, my. What a frightening expression. You must have a very good hand. Maybe I should play it safe by simply adding one of my white chips into the call."

Jaune in response answered Ozpin's raise by throwing another white chip. "Call."

"All right! It's game time, Mr. Arc!" Jaune revealed his hand first which caused the audience to hold in their breath.

Team JNPR and RWBY had their fingers crossed, let other Jaune get a good hand to start the game right. On the other hand you had Ozpin who was silently praying to the brothers that his coffee would not be taken away from him. Immortal curse… who cares as long as his secret coffee was not given away to the public.

Tai chuckled. "Looks like the kid will be going first."

"Two pair, nines over eights."

Ozpin smiled as he showed his set of cards. "I'm so sorry. Two pairs, queens over jacks."

Qrow winced from that. "Not a great way to start a game."

"I'd say. That's usually your hand." Qrow barked some obscenities from what Raven said. Wasn't his fault that his hands were always the worst regardless of who he fought against in cards.

Ruby didn't understand who won but by the cheers and silence of their friends, it must have meant that Jaune lost. Ozpin smirked. "That was close. I almost lost. So then…"

He grabbed the three white chips of Jaune including the ones he used to bet as he laughed. Jaune however had a steeled expression on his face that didn't show if he was afraid, happy or even sad.

"A good poker face from a rookie, but it doesn't matter because I will win the end." Ozpin's maniacal laugh caused some near him to move a bit away from the headmaster.

Glynda groaned from his display of childishness. "I knew this would happen regardless."

"Jaune."

Jaune shook his head to Ruby. "Don't worry. I got this." He threw one white chip to start the next round. "Next hand. Deal."

Ozpin returned with a single white chip as the cards were once again distributed to the two competitors. Ozpin looked at his hand. "It might not be the next hand, but your last."

He threw another chip into the pot. "I'll draw one card." He then noticed that Jaune didn't even touch his pile of cards which drew noises of surprise from the surrounding audience.

Adam scoffed. "Ha. He already gave up. Pathetic."

Ruby felt fear grab her heart at seeing Jaune's neutral expression. 'Is he losing? He can't lose!'

Jaune smiled at her concern. "Don't worry Rubes. I think other me has got this."

"What's the matter, Mr. Arc? Hurry up and look at your cards, and decide whether you'll bet or fold."

Ruby still had the look of worry over her friend. "Jaune?"

Jaune gave the headmaster a warm smile. "I'll keep my cards as they are."

Qrow whistled in appreciation. "Gotta agree with my niece on this... That version has some balls to do that."

Tai chuckled. "What a unique way to play. Such confidence."

Ozpin feigned the motion of being hard of hearing since he couldn't believe the words coming from the young hunter-in-training's mouth. "Ah, forgive me, but… What did you just say? Did I hear you wrong? I thought I heard you say that you would keep your cards."

Jaune's smile did not waver, actually it became even more confident. "That's right. I'm keeping my cards. I'll play with these five cards."

Insulted Ozpin slammed his right hand on the poker table which scared a few due to how angry he was. "I understand that! I'm asking if you intend to play those cards without even looking at them."

Jaune smirked. "These cards are fine."

Summer giggled at other Ozpin's expression at other Jaune's insistence to not even look at his cards. "This is so funny to see from a normally composed man like yourself, Oz."

"This is simply a fake version on how I-"

Glynda interrupted him. "You threw the chess board out the window that one time when James nearly won." Silence met with Ozpin hmphed while crossing his arms and looking away from Glynda.

"You can't be serious! Answer me! How can you even play cards you haven't even seen?!" Jaune instead of answering looked at Ruby.

"By the way, Ruby, I have a request."

Ruby looked confused for a moment before she sighed. "Umm… okay I guess. Are you sure about this?"

Jaune chuckled. "I wouldn't do this if I wasn't so sure."

Ozpin yelled out. "I told you to answer me, Mr. Arc!"

"In addition to my last three chips…" He reached down to grab another stack of white chips. "I'll wager Ruby's future in Beacon."

"WHAT?!" The other members of Team RWBY were outraged at this decision to involve their team leader.

Ruby smiled. "Oh, come on guys. It just means he's going to win now."

"Just reckless… what a preposterous action to make." Glynda commented.

Despite the outraged reactions from Team WBY and from other students, Ozpin had to stand up in surprise, he had not expected this at all. "Wh-What?!"

He looked at Ruby who smiled at the irate headmaster. "Professor Ozpin, you're a very calculated and calm man. However despite everything that happened, I still believe in Jaune… Even if that wager is my stay here in Beacon. Plus he did say that he would get the special coffee and remove the coffee budget to make the sweets budget."

Yang chuckled. "No wonder he got her wrapped under his finger."

Ruby retorted. "Hey! I'm not that easy! It's just that he's looking for my well-being and who needs that much coffee in the first place."

Ozpin muttered aloud. "Traitors… surrounded by them. No one understands the beauty of coffee."

Ozpin chuckled but one could see the nervous sweating, he wasn't sure if he was to lose not only his plans against the Grimm but also his special coffee. So he loudly coughed to regain his composure. "Well, this is… You've both been overwhelmed by excitement. You aren't thinking straight."

He looked at Peter. "Hurry up Peter. Give me that one card."

Peter jumped a bit in surprise and quickly gave the card to Ozpin which turned out to be a king of Spades which meant that Ozpin had a very strong hand. Peter smiled. 'Well our technique still works, Oz. I gave Mr. Arc cards that were useless and wouldn't amount to anything. If it worked on General Ironwood, it can work here.'

"They're cheating!" Pyrrha shouted, her partner was getting shafted by the teachers.

Ozpin frowned. "Oumdamn it! How can they reveal that?! How am I going to win in cards again?"

Glynda frowned. "No wonder you were so confident in that card game against the headmasters for who hosts the Vytal Festival."

Ozpin smirked. 'I'm sure you thought you could win because the Beacon staff could be impartial. But… Mr. Arc you truly don't know what happens when you threaten the life of Beacon's most important treasure. My coffee will be safe. No matter who deals, I'll be safe. As I commanded, Mr. Arc's cards are worthless. Since he made the abnormally bold decision not to look at his cards, I had to panic for a moment…'

The normally composed headmaster had grinded his teeth in anger. 'But it's a bluff! How dare he try bluffing against me? Does he actually think I'll fold? What a fool…'

Ozpin chuckled. "Hmph. Very well. In addition to your three chips, I'll call with all of my chips. I'll even place Bart's life on the line for the greater good of coffee. That brings the total to fifteen."

"That's just cold. All for coffee." Qrow remarked.

Raven smirked at what her brother just said. "Oh, don't be like that Qrow. You would do anything for alcohol and that flask." Qrow just simmered down and just rambled on a bunch of curses.

Pyrrha yelled out in protest. "Wh-What?! Hold on a minute! Jaune doesn't have any more chips to wager!"

Ozpin laughed. "What are you talking about? Of course he does."

"What?!"

Ozpin handed him a piece of paper and a pen. "Well, for proof, I'll need you to write this down. Then the bet will be legitimized. Are you going to-"

"Fine." Jaune grabbed another stack of white chips. "I shall wager my partner, Pyrrha, on her stay in Beacon as well."

"WHAT?!" Glynda uncharacteristically yelled out in horror for such an action, was this Jaune just plain selfish that he would include his teammates into his mess.

Pyrrha simply blushed. "I'm so glad that he decided to do that."

The more rational people in the audience could tell that there was something wrong with the undefeated champion. Especially after some scenarios showed the blonde and the redhead getting together.

Ren sighed. "I think my team needs some group therapy at this point."

Pyrrha smiled so did Nora and Ren since they believed that their fearless team leader would come out victorious… then they could grill him on his actions.

"Wh-What?! Mr. Arc, I knew you were desperate but to go to this length. It is insane."

Jaune laughed. "Don't worry Professor Ozpin, I know exactly what I am doing. Perhaps I have gone too far."

Suddenly a lit cigarette appeared on Jaune's mouth which surprised Ozpin for he clearly saw the silhouette of a humanoid-like figure next to the blonde teen. He sighed as the smoke went out of his mouth. Ozpin pointed at Jaune accusingly. "Hey, Mr. Arc! What did you just do?"

"Woah… what the hell was that? Was there another person next to Jaune-Jaune this entire time?!" Nora exclaimed as some tried to rationalize what just happened with the lit cigarette.

Yang laughed. "So he's actually using his semblance to cheat… kinda smart for him to do."

"What did I do? What are you talking about?" Ruby giggled from her place on Jaune's lap as the often composed headmaster seemed to be acting erratic.

Yang's laughter died and was replaced with burning jealousy. "Wait! How did Rubes get on his lap?!"

Blake snickered. "He must have swept her off her feet, I suppose. You getting jealo-"

"Not another word, kit kat!"

"You just lit a cig-"

He stopped since he realized that this must have been a trick for him to lose focus of the game and stall it out. But what was that figure that appeared next to Jaune, the young blonde couldn't have magic. He triple-checked that scenario but now he had to realize if he lost his plans for Ms. Nikos and Ms. Rose would be in jeopardy.

Jaune crossed his arms under his chest. "Is something the matter? Are you not feeling well?"

Ozpin started to sweat heavier than before. 'T-This little… His confidence! He couldn't possibly… Could he have used his ability to switch his cards when I wasn't looking?'

Tai shrugged his shoulders. "Or this could be the best bluff I have ever seen."

Summer chuckled. "Well, wouldn't be the first time someone used Oz's paranoia against him."

The tense aura caused a lot of students to start heavily breathing as the pressure of the game was starting to show itself on their faces. Peter who was in a similar state was looking at Ozpin who immediately looked away. 'Peter! Don't cast that worried look in my direction! Once Mr. Arc finds out this was our plan, we're doomed!'

He was trying to compose himself but he was breathing heavily as he looked at his set of cards. 'I have four kings in my hand. The only ones stronger than my hand are the Four Aces, a Straight Flush, and Five of A Kind using the Joker. If Jaune, who didn't even look at his cards, got any of those hands, it could only happen after replacing all five cards. No matter how fast Jaune's newfound ability is, could he have possibly switched out not only one, but all five cards without noticing? Of course not! There's no chance in Oum!'

He looked at Jaune's unmoved set of cards and smiled. 'There's no way he could have switched all five cards under my eyes! All right, Jaune, let's do this! How dare you try to bluff me with that cigarette?!'

He stopped when he noticed the blue energy drink on the table to which the blonde grabbed and drank. "Y-You've got a drink?! When did you… Y-You bastard! How dare you underestimate me?! Very well, let us do this! My cards are-"

"Where did he get that drink?!" Nora yelled out in surprise, the others were impressed at the display of psychological warfare.

Sienna smiled. "Hmm… maybe I should try that whenever we negotiate with anyone. It will give the White Fang a definite advantage."

"Hold it." That one statement nearly caused Ozpin to fall of his seat. "I still have the right to raise, don't I?"

Ozpin had stood up on his chair in pure shock as his mouth opened to yell out. "R-R- R- R- R- R- R- R- R- R- R- R- R-Raise?! You don't have anything left to wager-"

(play theme Stardust Crusaders)

Jaune had dropped two stacks of white chips to the poker table. "I'll raise you the lives of my parents."

"Holy OUM!" Ruby yelled out in shock, now he was betting the lives of his parents. The others couldn't believe it even the real Jaune couldn't even fathom the thought of doing something like this.

Jaune muttered. "I know I would do anything to stay but involving my parents especially their lives is just… It's too unreal."

Ozpin yelled out. "WHAT?!"

Ruby squeaked out. "Your mom and dad! Jaune, isn't that…"

Jaune stood up as he posed where he banged his fist on the table. "I came to this game to save my dream. My parents understand that and they already know what will happen if I'm punished. But Ozpin, you'll have to match my parents' soul. For that, I'll have you tell me the secrets of the Grimm and of Beacon!"

Pyrrha gave a huge grin. "One day, Jaune you will be that confident in what you believe in."

Jaune scratched the back of his head nervously. It was nice that Pyrrha thought he could reach this level but- "Even I… don't think I can become like that."

Ozpin fell on his behind as the chair was discarded where he was breathing so heavily that steam came out of his mouth. Jaune spat out the cigarette. "Well? Do you bet or not? Let's hear you say it loud and clear, Ozpin!"

Ozpin was so frightened and anxious that he clenched his fists crushing his set of cards, he couldn't reveal everything to everyone. What would the possible ramifications be? But he had to match the bet… in order to save the coffee! He slowly got up swaying left and right as if he was drunk. 'I'll say it!'

"Uh oh, Ozzie's losing it. Who knew a blonde noodle would cause the headmaster of Beacon to become crazy." Qrow's comment fascinated Juniper, maybe this was the way to unnerve and defeat Ozpin once and for all. Beating him in chess… that would definitely take fifty more years to accomplish.

Oz frowned, his expression was that of a child who finally realized Santa was never real and it was all his parents playing a ruse all of his life. "Th-... This is not going to happen at all."

Glynda sighed. "Looks like I will have to ban cards in the Academy."

"I'll say it, damn it!" He slammed his hands on the table as spit was drooling off the headmaster's mouth. "I'll say it!"

He opened his mouth to yell it out but nothing came out. 'Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call… I'm going to call!' "Ca-"

Jaune just smirked as Ozpin tried to squeak out that one word. "C-C-Ca-C- C- C-C-CA-" He was having a hard time breathing as he was losing his vitality with every attempt to call.

He was even choking on the word of call. 'I can't do it! I'm too scared, I c-can't speak!'

"C-C-C-Ca-C-C…" He slumped over as Peter checked his colleague and found him unconscious. He coughed aloud to get everyone's attention.

"Knocked out by his own pride and his own nerves. Fascinating, maybe I should do such a thing." Raven muttered aloud.

Tai chuckled. "Well at least there's one thing Oz will work on now."

"The winner by knockout, Jaune Arc."

Some people were cheering at his victory while the others were either scared or were glaring at him. Jaune looked to see his mother and father both give a smile at his accomplishment while Ruby hugged him tightly. "Don't do anything that would make you leave, Jaune."

He kissed the top of her head. "I promise, Ruby."

"That was cute. Were his cards good?" Blake asked to which the Creator shook his head.

"It was the worst hand you could ever get in a card game but that version of Ozpin never knew. Jaune just simply used his other ability to trick Ozpin using the fear of the unknown to his advantage." The Creator's explanation caused everyone to stop asking questions about the game itself.

"So what's next?" Ruby asked.

The Creator pointed to the screen as it showed a happy looking clean-cut Jaune wearing a red polo shirt and black slacks. His hands were behind him as he looked really, really joyful. But then a distorted version of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star played as the background slowly turned dark and bloody.

Jaune was not smiling anymore, he just looked at the camera with a very monotone but scary expression. "LET ME IN!"

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AN: And that's the end of this chapter, this one took so long to complete. I kind of fell out of love with this one. This could have been longer but I love Jojo and I fell out of my love for Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy. It's been a while, I haven't been using other people's content because I like to make my own stuff. The one before going back to the real world chapter will be Fate Grand Order. So the next scenario then Fate then back to the real world is how I hope things will go.

So yeah men of culture might now what the next scenario is so definitely… We're all happy you found a friend, and this is an adventure that will never ever end... Let me in. Let me in. LET ME IN!