Let's begin this new chapter!
Brianna's POV
As evening fell, all of us were relaxing in the common room...well, some of us were.
"Ohhhh yeah! Let's rock this castle down!", shouted Zeke, strumming a dramatic chord on his guitar.
Kai did his best to style his yellow fur into a mohawk, not that Pikachus had much fur to style it with.
Meanwhile, Eddie was shooting off sparks to try to add some sparkle to the room, although all he was doing was scaring the tiny green man on top of the fireplace mantel even more.
"Can't you see that poor little house orc? You're terrifying him!", I cried.
Randa replied, "So? He was in our room uninvited! He's tiny, ugly, and has long fingers - a criminal in the making, if you ask me."
"Don't be idiotic.", replied Zoe, "It's a house orc. Their job is to clean the rooms. Unless you'd rather it be that janitor and his hell cat!"
Randa shuddered. "You know what, I think I'd prefer this future klepto to keep his job."
The house orc simply stood there on top of the mantelpiece, his knees knocking together and his bugged-out eyes so wide it looked like they were about to pop out of his skull.
I groaned. "Great, looks like you scared him so much he's going to be up there all night."
Zeke declared, "Then he can feel free to watch our concert! Alright, Kai, you think you have what it takes? Let's test that."
He started rapidly playing his guitar, Kai trying his best to come up with some lyrics. Then Eddie opened his bag, and a set of drums came out.
"No lyrics!", he shouted, "Only Wendell has good lyrics! But you can have these drums instead."
Kai grinned. "Yes, this looks good!"
He charged at them with the speed of a Quick Attack, picking up the drumsticks and rapidly tapping out a beat. Eddie stuck his paws into two pairs of his disco shoes, then began to breakdance.
I had no idea that a lion cub could dance like that, especially when he added his favorite twist and began to break everything in the vicinity.
Smash! A vase of pretty snakes hit the floor and released them, but they promptly raised their heads and began to hiss in sync with the music.
Boom! Some kid's potions project fell into the trash can and exploded. Hopefully they wouldn't get sniped for that...
Crash! A cage flew open and released a huge ugly toad, which leaped onto the table with a loud crunch. It then began to rap, slipping a golden chain and sunglasses on.
"Oh, what do you all think of me?
I'm big and I'm green, and quite nastily ugly.
But I don't care and just party all night long.
Now gather round, and listen to my song..."
The snakes began to tap their tails in unison.
Meanwhile, Eddie did a somersault and spun through the air, and smashed into a lovely marble sculpture of Professor Snipe. A poof of purple smoke rose into the air, quite obviously a curse of some kind. But Eddie didn't care in the slightest.
Suddenly, there was a loud screech, and some sort of black automobile smashed through the wall and drove into the room. The driver turned the keys, and shut it off. Then they opened the door and walked into the common room, wearing a wizard hat and robes.
They were also quite clearly Sherlock Bond.
"Hey guys. I'm your new classmate.", he said, "We got off on a bad start, but I've received word that more troubling circumstances are coming up. Begrudgingly, I will be working with you for the time being."
We all stared at him. Whistling, he pulled out a thermos of coffee and took a long, deep sip, his eyes settling on the house orc.
He pulled a sock labeled USA Forever out of his coat pocket and tossed it to the orc. It caught it, and with a triumphant yell it put it on.
"I am free!", it screeched, racing towards the door, "Time to start a revolution! Independence for all! All orcs are created equal!"
It zoomed off, and Sherlock smirked and tipped his sunglasses at us. "Remember your country.", he said, then strode off towards the boy's dormitories.
All was silent for a moment. Finally Kai said, "So...the crazy agent is now our roommate."
Zeke nodded. "Cool car, though."
Randa grumbled, "Yay...he better not hog the bathroom."
"If he does, we'll steal his car.", Zeke replied.
Everyone nodded. (-o-)
AN: And so ends another chapter...wait a second, there's a distress call coming in.
Hmm, let's answer it. (beep)
No POV
Mr. Vernon awoke to a light shining in his face. Looming in front of him was Pigbumps, tapping a baseball bat against his hoof.
"Evening, Mr. V.", the pig said.
"What am I doing here?", asked Mr. Vernon. He glanced at the many ropes tying him to someone's bed, but when he tried to summon his fire powers, nothing happened. "How did you-"
"Nothing is impossible at this school.", Pigbumps stated, "As for why you're here...heeheehee, that's a nice little story. But down to business. I found three of your Guardian kind infiltrating here, and I'm not happy about it. Not happy at all."
He adjusted the light to shine it even more into Vernon's eyes. "This is MY domain, and I'm frankly sick of you divine Pokemon meddling with it! So...it's time to change things a little."
He chuckled menacingly. "My 'nonsense magic' will no longer be confined. The barriers blocking me have weakened, and soon all of the multiverse will be filled with my powers! A little chaos will lead to greater things...though not in the way Giratina wants them. But you Guardians seek to block ALL change, seek to do 'what the Precursors wanted', and try to bind me here forever! No more!"
He tapped his baseball bat against Vernon's head. "Tomorrow, I'll be hosting a little tournament. Three challenges. The prizes? You, Mew, and Hoopa. Hope the students are merciful on you, but they probably won't!" He cackled. "A little weasel told me that."
He strode over to a strange metallic wall, labeled with glowing blue runes. "Meanwhile, I will try to unlock this vault at last. The prophesied time has come, and I will be free of this blasted prison!"
Then he laughed a long, loud evil laugh, one which Vernon had the misfortune of learning that it was done perfectly. (-o-)
AN:...Quite the distress call. What will happen now? Next chapter we'll find out! Until next time, happy Pokemon hunting!