AN- I have not abandoned this story... though it may seem like it... but I promise I haven't. My computer keeps deleting the chapters before I can post them. I HATE THIS COMPUTER FOR NOT HAVING SPELL CHECK!

DISCLAIMER. I dont own harrypotter

Severus and Hermione checked in at the front desk and got thier room key. They marched up five flights of stairs and went to the end of the hallway. On the door they saw a sign. HONEYMOON SUITE #1.

"Dumbledore's been medeling again," said Severus

"mhmm," Hermione sighed.

They unpacked their things it was now 10 o'clock am so they threw on scarves and left the honeymoon suite.

" Where to first?" Asked Severus.

"Well I was thinking we could do lunch at Roxy's..." She said.

"What kind of name is Roxy's?" he asked

"Come on, the food is good," She said

When they got there Severus realised he knew nothing about muggle culture. All of the Big head drawings on the diner walls were lost on him. They sat down and ordered New York Cheese Burgers (the kind that cost $20 each) and had a desert of cheesecake. Then they headed over to Central Park to enjoy a horse and carradge ride.

Hermione asked Severus if he would mind visiting an old friend of hers and he said okay so they apperated to the East Village and walked to her friends appartment. A man awnsered the door and Hermione hugged him. This made Severus very jealous.

"Severus this is Ryan, Ryan this is Severus, my boyfriend,"Hermione introduced the two men.

"Awww Mione's got herself a tall, dark, handsome, and straight man!" Ryan said.

"Ryan's gay," Hermione added.

"Oh um... well that would exsplain the hug," he said embarased for being jealous

"Yeah well Lauren lives with four gay men and another girl... they are actors... I lived here for 4 years durring college. They are some of my best friends, I just wish I got to see them more," she said.

Severus looked around the appartment. It was realy just an open space with an inclosed bathroom. There were cots, a hammok, and a bunk bed. Severus was shocked that Hermione could live like this

"Wow," was all he could say.

"Ryan darling is Lauren here?" Hermione asked.

"Um no her and Billy went shopping again," He said, " I wasn't invited."

"Oh but you love to shop!" She said " Oooh I have a terific idea, Ryan are you thinking what I am thinking?" She said and quickly turned because she saw a very confused looking Kevin standing in the doorway.

"Kevin! Oh wow I haven't seen you in forever. Ryan and I were just thinking that we should go shopping for Severus (my new boyfriend) here and give him the queer eye for the straight guy operation!" She said giving her other friend Kevin his hug.

"Let's make it work!" Said Ryan!

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