People can have interesting jobs, from doctors to lawyers to middle school teachers. Having a job has its ups and downs depending on who you were asking. There are some jobs people wouldn't think or sound far-fetched. But one teenage boy's new job is going to change his entire life for better or for worse.
On a warm day in hell at an office building, a new start-up company named "I.M.P.," the founder/boss is having a meeting with his employees in the conference room. The boss who goes by the name Blitzo (which the 'o' is silent, by the way) stands in front of a conference table.
"Alright now you guys wonder why I gathered you all here?" said Blitzo
Blitzo weapon specialist imp Moxxie raised his hand and said, "Not really sir."
"Moxxie don't be fucking party pooper."
Moxxie rolls his eyes as his coworker/wife Millie answers Blitzo's question, "It's Danny's first day on the field."
"That's right , Millie. Danny, how are you feeling?"
Everyone turns to the imp to the middle right of the conference table to the new I.M.P. employee. He was a medium-height imp. He had snow-white hair, red skin, yellow sclera, blue iris, black horns, and a long sharp tail. The imp wore a white jacket, black collar shirt, red tie, black pants, and black boots.
The new employee said to Blitzo in a sarcastic tone, "ecstatic boss."
"Ah don't be that way Danny you might pop your killing boner like Moxxie a month ago expect hopefully it wouldn't fuck up the job." Blitzo turning to Moxxie
"I say I was sorry."
"Whatever."
"I'm still not comfortable with killing anyone even if they do deserve it," said Danny
"Oh boohoo I'll play the world smallest fucking violin," Danny turns to his boss's daughter and hellhound Loona. "Danny this is hell you better get used to it since you're now working here."
"Yeah, I know Loona."
"Besides Danny. At least you know how defend yourself both in and out of hell," said Millie
"I guess."
"Alright with this side conversation we got shit today." said Blitzo
"You got a client sir?" said Moxxie
"Yep and this one is going to be fun."
"Who's the target?" said Millie
"Well the target is this Beverly hill bimbo who killed the client with a steak knife and then stole her grand fashion whatever artsy shit."
"Do you have a plan this time?" said Moxxie
"I sure do Moxxie."
"Really," said Loona, who sounded surprised
"Yeah it's like stealing candy from a dumbass baby. See all we have to do is place a remote bomb onto the bimbo piss color sport car and blow that shit up once she gets in."
"That could actually work." said Moxxie
"Of course it will work. I got the genius mind while you got a limp dick over there."
Loona laughs
"Don't listen to him honey you got great dick." said Millie comforting her husband
"I'm surprised they manage to not kill each other instead of their target," Danny thought.
"Now then let's get the weapons and the book. We got some killing to do," Blitzo Walks out of the room.
The I.M.P. crew arrives at a high-end suburb of Beverly Hills, California. The imps sneak around the neighborhood, not getting spotted by any eyewitnesses. They sneak across to a house for sale across from the target house, and they hide behind a moving container. They see a yellow Tesla and white Jeep in the driveway while there is a car under a white sheet on the side of the street.
"Alright target haven't left yet," said Moxxie
"Good now Danny go place the bomb under her car." said Blitzo as he hands Danny C4
"Why can't Millie do that?" said Danny
"Because you're not taking a backseat on this job."
Danny groans; he looks around to see no eyewitness or a car driving on the street. He moves across the street and places it under Tesla. He quickly gets back to the other imps.
"Now we have to wait for the bimbo to get in," said Blitzo
"How did you know she's Bimbo Blitz?" said Millie
"I don't know but the way the client tells about her I can imagine her being a bimbo using daddy money to get whatever she wants without the fucking care in the world."
"Why does it sound like you dated someone like that?" said Danny
"I'll tell you the hell of dating after we're done with this Danny."
Moxie sees the front door opening at the target house. "I see two people coming out."
A woman in her early twenties was coming out of the house who had platinum blonde hair and blue eyes. She wore a tight violet purple dress that showed off her large breast, white high heels, and a black purse.
"Told you guys she's a bimbo," said Blitzo elbowed Moxxie
Behind the target is a red-haired man in his fifties wearing a blue suit with a red stripe tie. They go to the side of the street to the car under the sheet.
"Now for being such a good girl for the past few months Chloe I bought something you've been asking for a long time," said the older man as he took the sheet off the car to reveal a white Lamborghini Aventador.
Chole yelled in happiness, "daddy I can't believe you gave me a Lamborghini."
"I give the best for my baby girl." the man goes into his pocket and takes out the keys to the car "give it a spin."
The woman kisses her dad on the cheek as she takes the keys from him. She gets into the Lamborghini, and in mere seconds she drives off.
Blitzo facepalm "you gotta be fucking kidding me."
"What do we know, boss?" said Danny
Blitzo looks over next door and sees a black Porsche 911 in the driveway. The imp grinned and said, "Millie I'm gonna need you to hotwire a car."
"Got it Blitz," said Millie
"What about the C4?" said Danny
"We can worry about that later we our target is escaping." said Blitzo
"Well there goes the safe plan," Moxxie thought
Chole drives her brand new car down the street and stops at a stoplight as she talks on her phone.
"Yeah my daddy gave me a brand new car today and it's fucking badass," said Chole
"Awesome babe, when are you coming over my place?" said the caller from the other end
"I think around the afternoon I need to go shopping and get to a meeting about my new fashion idea."
"Isn't the one that you Opal came up with? Aslo what happened to Opal?"
"I have no idea, maybe she is busy getting gangbang by a bunch of hood rats for drugs."
"You're probably right."
"I always am, now I gotta go bye," Chole hung up. She looked at the red light and thought, "c'mon turn fucking green now." Then she hears honking and screaming behind her "wtf," she turns to see a black Porsche toward her and a desert eagle coming out of the passenger side, and it shoots at her car "omg someone trying to kill me."
Chole peels off, ignoring the red light as she tries to get away from the Porsche. Inside the car, Blitzo is in the driver's side, Millie in the passenger seat, Danny and Moxxie are in the backseat holding for dear life.
"I'll never complain about my dad driving again," Danny thought
"Wow this car has some fucking horsepower to it," said Blitzo as he dodged a parked car and keeping with the target
"Damn it's kind of hard to get shot on her since there back window on that car," said Millie as she reloaded her pistol
Chole tried to lose them by turning corners and getting in and out of traffic, but Blitzo was on her ass. Chole starts to dial 911 on her phone.
"Hello this 911 what's your emergency?" said the operator
"Someone trying fucking kill me!" Chole shouted
"Calm down where are you?"
"I'm driving down Westpoint street and someone in a black Porsche is shooting at me."
"We'll try to send the police to the location."
"you fucking better!"
Blitzo sees a gas station up ahead and gets an idea. "Danny I'm gonna need you to use your freaky power to stop this bitch."
"And that is?" said Danny
"Put her on ice."
Danny ignores the trouble pun as he sticks his right hand out of the passenger. His eyes glow blue as a large amount of ice comes out of his hand and freezes the back of Chole's car. Causing her to spin out of control, the last thing she saw in the Porsche was a bunch of imps.
"W.T.F.!" said Chole before Millie shot her in the head, and her car slid into the gas station and exploded.
Blitzo stops the car. "Fucking A, good job Millie and Danny that bitch is dead."
"Thanks Blitzo," said Millie
"Yeah sure," said Danny as he sighs
"Moxxie even though you did jack shit at least you didn't fuck up," said Blitzo
Moxxie was about to retort only to hear police sirens in the distance, and Blitzo drives away from the scene of the crime.
After losing the cops, the I.M.P. crew arrive back at the headquarters with the successful job at hand. They return to hell back at the office. Loona was looking at her phone at the reception desk.
"How did it go?" said Loona, not looking from her phone
"Went well sweetie Danny really ice the bimbo," said Blitzo
Danny groans. "Please stop with the ice puns."
"It's unbearable," said Moxxie
"I actually like Blitzo puns," said Millie
"Thank you, Millie at least someone appreciates my comedy," said Blitzo
"Okay, do you need me for anything else?" said Danny
"Nope you can go home for the day."
Blitz uses the magical book to make a hell portal that leads to an alleyway on earth.
"See you guys later," said Danny as he walked into the portal, and it closed.
"I think he's warming up to the job," said Millie
"He better I'm paying him," said Blitzo
"Give it time sir Danny case is unique," said Moxxie
"I know that that's why we and the prince are keeping Danny a secret or we all going get fuck in the ass." Blitzo shoves his hand into his pockets and accidentally presses something. He pulled out the detonator for the C4
"wait is that for the C4 we forget take out of the car?" said Moxxie
"hm your right but the job so who fucking care," Blitzo shrugs and throws the detonator into the trash can
At the alleyway on earth, Danny looks around for anyone near the alleyway; he changes from an imp to a human. His human form had raven hair, normal skin, normal blue eyes, and no demon features. He wore a white t-shirt with a red circle, blue jeans, white socks, red and white shoes. The now human teen walks out of the alleyway and walks a couple of blocks to a strange building with a large chamber on the roof and a sign saying 'Fenton Works.' Danny walks into the house. He sees or hears that nobody is at home.
He heads upstairs and goes to his bedroom, flops onto his bed, and looks up at the ceiling. Danny thought, "how long before this job affects my life?"
Author note: Yeah, new story. I hope you guys enjoy this one, and I made a poll. If you guys want to check it out, have a good one.