In the morning, Danny goes to hell in his demon form and goes into I.M.P Headquarters and sees Loona texting away on her phone at the secretary's desk.
"Hey Loona," said Danny
"Hey Danny," said Loona
"How's your morning?"
"It's very Fantastic actually answering a stuipid question," Loona said sarcastically and still on her phone.
"All right never mind then."
"Dipshit," Loona thought
"Bitch," Danny thought
Danny walks into the meeting room to see Moxxie and Millie talking until they notice Danny come into the room.
"Hello Danny," said Millie
"Hey Millie, Moxxie," said Danny
"How is it going Danny?" said Moxxie
"Fine as usual."
"So Danny I got to ask what's it like going to earth school?" said Millie
"Why you ask?"
"Just curious," Millie shrugs.
"Well earth school for me is torture with dealing jocks, a-hole teachers, and tough classes."
"Pretty much almost like any school in hell," said Moxxie
"Exactly."
"I don't know what you two are talking about. I had a fun time in grade school," said Millie.
"Everyone has a different high school experience, mine was not very good," said Moxxie in a sour tone
Danny changed the topic to "so where Blitzo?"
"In his office work has been going slow," said Millie
"Wondering what he was doing in there?"
"No idea," said Moxxie
"Why don't you check on him Danny to see if he's alright," said Millie
"Got it."
Danny walks into the Blitzo office and opens the door. Before he could say anything, he sees Blitzo using office supplies to make a small version of Moxxie and Millie.
"Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" Blitzo impersonating Millie
"Yeah I really want you sir," Blitzo impersonating Moxxie
"Then let's have a three-way," said Blitzo moving his "employee" down to his task
Fortunately, Danny stops him "um Blitzo what are you doing?"
Blitzo stops what he was doing and drops his mini version of his employee on the floor.
"Nothing I was just planning out our next job," said Blitzo
"Well if you involve killing someone way in threeway I'm sure it's going to work," said Danny
"Hell yeah it would."
Danny rolls his eyes.
"Anyway what do you want Danny?"
"Millie wanted me to check on you."
"I'm good, just come back in five or ten minutes."
Then Bltizo's office rings, "ah dammit what now." Blitzo answered the call, "What?!"
"Why hello, my big-dicked Blitzy," said the caller
"What the fuck," said Blitzo
"I'll just leave," said Danny
Danny walks out of the room, not wanting to know what's happening in Blitz's office. He comes back to the meeting room with Millie and Moxxie.
"So how Blitzo?" said Millie
"You don't want to know Millie," said Danny
A few minutes later, the three imps heard from Blitzo megaphone, "M n 'M and Danny, we're going to Loo Loo land.
Moxxie opens the door to his boss's office "Loo Loo Land?"
Danny comes up behind him. "Loo Loo Land?"
Millie smashes her head straight through Blitzo's glass door. "Loo Loo Land!"
"Loo Loo Land!" said Blitzo
Loona shouted, "Shut The Fuck Up!"
Danny learned that the new job would protect the Goetic prince of hell, Stolas, and her daughter Octavia during a trip to Loo Loo Land amusement park. Danny doesn't get why there would be a theme park in hell. They arrive at the theme park in the I.M.P van. Everyone gets out and looks around for any would-be assassin. Stolas puts on his Loo Loo land theme hat and gestures to his daughter at the gate, and she groans and pulls her hat over her head.
"She doesn't look happy to be here," Danny thought
"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" said Blitzo
"Hey...dad...do we have to?" said Octavia
Blitzo cuts her off " Okay, yeah, hold on right there, sweetie." Blitzo turned to Stolas. "If you try fucking my little ass in the park I swear to-"
Stolas stops him "you are so cute when you are serious,"
"I'm going to be sick," said Octavia
"Oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot, what do you need?" Moxxie fishes out several bottles of pills "antacid? Ibuprofen?"
Danny stops Moxxie before he can pull anything else out "she's not really sick Moxxie."
"Oh."
"Thank you," said Octavia
Millie takes off her sunglasses to look at the theme park better. "I haven't seen this place since I was a tot."
A large letter from sign almost crushed a teenage imp underneath
"It hasn't changed a bit. Ohh look, it's Big Wobbly!" said Millie
Danny and Moxxie look at what Millie gestures to. It was a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek."
"That's disturbing," said Danny
"And deeply upsetting," said Moxxie
"Oh come on have you been to a theme park you two?" said Millie
"Nothing like this."
"And theme parks disturb me, especially the mascots," said Moxxie.
Suddenly The park's mascot, Loo Loo, appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie, scaring him.
"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" said excited Stolas
"I have a question." said Octavia
Loo Loo turns to her, "well ask away, little girlie." making a goofy laugh.
"Is it true this park is just a shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu world?"
"No?"
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."
"Why don't we go check out the rides," Stolas leads Octavia away from the mascot
Loo Loo turns to Blitzo "that chick's creepy huh?"
"Ah wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes."
"No Blitzo," said Danny
Loo Loo looks at Moxxie and Millie "what's that mean?"
"Don't talk to me. I know you're a pervert under there." said Moxxie
Danny decided to go with Blitzo, Octavia, and Stolas, feeling that his boss might end up having a special moment with Stolas.
Danny strikes up a conversation with Octavia. "I'm guessing you don't like coming back here."
"No I don't. I want to be home."
"Then why come at all?"
"I'm just doing it for my dad and my sanity."
Before Danny could say anything, Stolas chimes in, "Look Via! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show."
Octavia panicked "oh no."
Danny sees a robotic clown demon, and he also sees Octavia and Blitzo don't look happy seeing the clown.
"that fucking clown." both Octavia and Blitzo said
Then Danny sees a couple of imps approach Stolas, and he quickly uses his cry power to freeze them.
"Woah never seen a imp with power like your," said Stolas
"Yeah I was born with them," said Danny
"Interesting. Anyway let's get in."
The four enter the big top. And sit listening to the big show with a robo Fizz came on stage.
" Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-Hit it!" said Robo Fizz
Never in his life, Danny wants to freeze his ears off and rip them off, not listen to the robotic band on the stage. With robotic Fizz throwing imp kids and burning caesar and desist paper. When the show was over, an imp with a kris dagger rises beneath the seat and tries to stab Stolas but gets shot in the head. Danny looks to see Blitzo taken up postin the gallery.
" Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzo," said Stolas
"Ugh! I can't do this anymore," said Octavia storming off from the big top
"Via."
"I'll go after her," said Danny
Danny managed to catch up with Octavia in a funhouse, who turned to see Danny.
"What do you want?" said Octavia
"Look, it 's obvious that something is wrong . Why don't you tell me?" said Danny.
"You wouldn't understand."
"Try me."
"Well, my dad and mom have been arguing non stop since she found out that your boss and my dad have been sleeping together. Which they likely chance those two are going running off with each and forget about me."
"Woah that was a lot."
"I knew you wouldn't understand."
"Hold up Octavia. I don't think your dad and my boss are going to run off together and your dad still cares a lot about and trying to reconnect by going to this god awful theme park."
"You think so?"
"Yes I think."
"Via?" Danny and Octavia turn to see Stolas with a worrying look
"I'll give you two space."
Danny walks away from them not too far so that no other imp can attack them. Then he freezes two imps that were trying to get to Octavia and Stolas. Then he sees Octavia and Stolas walk out of the funhouse, and he goes along with them and meets back up with Moxxie and Millie.
"Where Blitzo?" said Stolas
"Being a fool," said Moxxie
"What kinda of fool?"
Danny looks to see the theme park getting destroyed and hear Blitzo laughter.
"The 'everything is now on fire' kind."
"I think we should get back to the van," said Danny
"Good idea."
The four got back to the I.M.P van to see the theme park completely destory, and Blitzo came out of it with a wild grin.
"Wow destory all whole theme park," said Danny
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!" said Blitzo being proud of the work he did
"Just another day in the office." Danny thought
Later Danny comes back home. As he was about to step foot into his house, he got a phone call and answered it.
"Hello," said Danny
"Hello Danny," the caller was Stolas making Danny confuse
"Um Stolas how did you get my number?"
"From Blitzo."
"Thanks, Blitzo," Danny thought, then said, "what do you want to talk about?"
"Mainly you Danny because I find that no imp ever has ice powers that powerful as your."
"I wonder if he know the truth?" Danny thought
"I know that your different from any other imps for that and helping Via I would help you if you need."
"Thanks Stolas."
"No problem Danny I got to go." Stoles hang up
Danny sighs "at least I got more help for my demon power," he thought as he finally got inside his home.
(Author Note: so far in the poll, Loona is in the first, and the poll will end around the seventh chapter)
