Today was not a very good day for Danny. For one, Danny was sick because he caught a cold, and second, his parents were out of town for a ghost hunting convention in Minneapolis. Now he was lying on his back on a Saturday alone with Jazz hanging out with her friends with him giving the okay to leave him.
"Man at least I have a day off from work," Danny thought as he began to fall asleep.
For a few moments, Danny was peacefully asleep until he started to hear loud whisperers.
"God, this what a human sleep like?" said ?
"I know look at him he look like shit," said ?
"Sir that because he is sick remember," said ?
"Oh yeah I forgot about that Mox's,"
Danny suddenly wakes up to see Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie by his bedsides.
"Hello frosty, how's your nap?" said Blitzo
"What are you guys doing in my house?" said Danny
"Well as your boss I was concerned so I want to check your well being."
"That sounds like B.S.,"
Blitzo acts hurt. "Danny I can't believe you don't trust me."
Moxxie cut to the chase. "Yeah we're here to check out your house and other human things."
"Oh great Moxxie, tell him everything like you like to be peg."
Moxxie blushes a little "I do not."
Danny sits up from his bed "listen you guys can't stay here too long."
"Why's that?" said Millie
"My sister Jazz will come back anytime soon and I don't want her to freak out with demons in our house."
"Oh relax we'll be out of here before she get back," said Blitzo
Then they hear flush noise from the hallway bathroom. Loona then comes into his room.
"Danny you're out of soap," said Loona
"And what are you doing here Loona?" said Danny
"I wanted to check your room," Loona looked around the room, "and I was right, your room was dorky."
Danny groans
"Come on Danny get out of bed and move your sickly bone and give us a tour of your house." said Blitzo
"Since I don't have a choice in the matter fine but please don't cause any damage to my house." said Danny
"I won't make any promises."
As everyone left Danny room, Loona made one last comment "you should feel lucky that I'm here Danny,"
"Why's that?"
"Because I'm probably the only girl you get in this room that's not family related."
"This girl is worse than Paulina," Danny thought.
Danny shows the imps and the hellhound around his house until they see the family photos.
Millie looks at Danny dad "woah your Dad is huge Danny,"
"Yeah my dad likes to eat a lot" said Danny
"Then I hope you won't developed that in long run," said Loona
"I won't."
"Forget about your dad what about your mom," said Blitzo looking at a photo of Danny mom and dad
"What about my mom?" said Danny
"I mean look at her." Blitz ogle Danny's mom's body in the skin-tight suit and her face, then ask, "how's your mom sex life with your dad?"
"What?!"
"Hey I'm just asking, does she get lonely at night? Is your dad not up to par anymore?"
"Blitz your not going to have sex with mom." " I won't Danny." As soon Danny turn his back continue the tour, Blitzo takes out the photo and rips apart Danny dad from it, and stuff the photo of Danny mom into his pocket
Moxxie noticed, "sir what are you doing?"
"Getting a souvenir."
"I'm hoping you don't do anything to Danny father in order to get into Danny mother pants in the near future."
"Never...maybe." Blitzo walks off
"Can't he once not think with his dick," Moxxie thought.
Danny and the I.M.P crew came to his parents' lab and checked around.
"So your parents are really into ghost hunting huh?" said Loona
"Yeah *sneeze* they are," said Danny
"So that means that they got cool ghost weapons right?" said Millie getting excited
"Yes but my dad locked it in some secret vault."
"Good to know," said Blitzo
Moxxie looks at the broken ghost portal, "so this is the portal that made you half-demon?'
"Yep."
"How did it feel when it turned on?"
"The worst pain that you can't imagine."
"Hey it's better then getting string by neck and get beat to death by a razor barbed wire bat," said Blitzo
Danny rolls his eyes.
Loona's stomach rumbles, "man I'm hungry. Danny, do your folks have some decent food?"
"I can order pizza," said Danny
"Fine with me but it better not taste like shit."
Then Danny hears the doorbell ring. "I'll go check out who's at the door you guys stay here *sneeze* god I hate this cold."
Danny goes to the front door and opens it to see Sam with a worried look on her face.
"Hey Sam wassup?" said Danny
"I just want to check on you because you didn't answer my texts," said Sam
"Sorry I was busy, you know, sick and all."
Then glass smashes in the lab, and Blitzo shouts "fucking hell!" in the background.
"What was that?" said Sam
"That was Tv," said Danny
"Okay um I see if you're good I'll see at school when you get better."
"Bye *sneeze* Sam."
"Bye Danny."
Danny closed the door and heard behind him, "she wants to fuck you."
Danny turns around to see Loona "what? No, she doesn't. We have been friends for years."
"Oh please I can smell the Love Dovey shit coming off her around the corner."
"I think your nose needs to be checked because there is no way Sam likes me that way." Danny walks off
"He's both a dork and clueless jackass, what a combination," Loona thought.
Later the I.M.P crew left Danny's house and went back to hell. Danny was back in bed, and Jazz came into his room.
"Hey Danny, how are you feeling?" said Jazz
"I'm getting better actually Jazz," said Danny
"Hey, do you know what the photo of mom and dad is?"
"I have no idea," then Danny thought, "dammit Blitz."
"Well let me know if you need anything."
"Got it."
When Jazz left Danny to the room, his back started to tingle, and then a sharp pain came with Danny. Get out of bed, falls to his knees, his shirt gets ripped apart, and suddenly the pain goes away.
"What was that?" Danny thought, then he saw black owl wings with frost coming out at the end "fuck me."
