In the middle of spring break, Danny enjoyed his time with no school or work. He was simply happy to relax and hang out with his friends. Unfortunately, his break was going to be interrupted by one phone call. Danny was in his room reading Spaceport magazine on his bed while listening to music. He was about to get up and get a snack, but his phone started to ring, and he looked to see if the caller was his boss.
Danny answers the phone. "Hello."
"Danny gets your freaky ass down at the office now," said Blitzo, who sounded pissed off
"Woah! calm down. What's wrong?"
"Important shit just came up and I need all the help I can get."
"But this is my day off."
"Then I'll leave you alone another day, but now get over here. I don't have time for you to bitch at me."
Before Danny could say anything, a portal appears in his bedroom, and Danny sighs.
"Fine." Danny changes into his demon form. He steps into the portal and it closes behind him.
Then Jack came into the room, "Hey Danny, do you want to go fishing?" He looked to see Danny wasn't in his room and thought, "hm, I guess he left the house."
At the I.M.P headquarters, Danny walks into the meeting room with Blitzo standing in front of a whiteboard. Behind him was an easel with drawings on paper, and the rest of the employees were sitting at the meeting table.
"Finally took your precious time. Now shut up, sit down, and listen," said Blitzo.
Danny does what he's told and listens to whatever insane thing his boss was going to say.
Bltizo uses the drawings to talk about his plan. "Alright, we'll portal up. We have our fun with murder, as per usual, then we pile all the bodies into a big canoe. After that, we pushed the canoe into some water. We'll set it ablaze with a fire that will attract sharks, eagles, and fuck some seagulls come to eat the bodies, and we win the bet and rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore face." Blitzo took a breath and asked, "Any questions?" while throwing the pointer stick into the window.
"Yeah, several," said Danny.
"Go on, ask."
"What's going on? Who did you make a bet with?"
"Well, Danny, our boss, made a bet with his ex-girlfriend Veroskia Mayday over a parking space."
Danny was about to go off on Blitzo for making him work on spring break for a bet, but when he heard Veroskia's name, he asked: "Wait, you date Veroskia Mayday?"
"Yep, Blitz fuck a celebrity," said Millie.
"When and how?"
"Look, Danny, I'll tell you my sexual adventure later. What is important is the plan."
"What plan? That wasn't even a plan, it was total nonsense, "said Moxxie.
"Oh please, Moxxi, your smooth brain wouldn't have come up with that brilliant plan on the spot."
"What?"
"He called you slow, Moxxie," said Danny.
"Exactly," said Blitzo.
Loona chimes in, "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. It isn't going to , sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"
Everyone looks at the audience except Danny, who wonders what they were looking at, and they get back to the conversation.
"I can just blend in with humans pretty easily. Just let me tag along," said Loona.
"Wait, say that again," said Blitzo.
"Can I blend in?"
"Do you have a human disguise?" said Moxxie.
"Yeah, don't you guys?"
Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie look at each other while Danny should have thought about that a long time ago.
"Don't tell you three have been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time without a human disguise." Loona turns to Danny, "How the hell did you not notice?"
"I, um, I didn't figure demons wouldn't have a human disguise," said Danny.
Loona mutters, "Dumbass."
"Alright, new plan. Loona can lure the human targets and we'll take care of the rest," said Blitzo.
"Flawless plan," said Millie.
"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going to massacre! " said Moxxie.
"I've got that covered," said Blitzo.
While Blitzo works on his idea to bring the clients, Danny comes up to Loona at the water cooler.
"So, why do you want to go to earth again?" said Danny.
"Why do you care?" said Loona.
"I'm just curious."
Loona sighs, "There is this guy I like named Vortex who works for Veroskia and I want him to like me."
"Ah, got it all. I say, be yourself and be less of a bitch."
Loona rolled her eyes. Thanks for the advice." Then she asked, "So Danny, how's your love life?"
"Eh, it could be better. I used to have a crush on this one girl at school named Paulina, but she isn't the girl I thought she was."
"Sounds like someone who might end up in hell."
"I wouldn't say that."
"And what about Sam?"
"What about her?"
"You still don't think she doesn't want your dorky dick?"
"Nope, not having this conversation again."
"Whatever, if you need to learn how to fuck her, come to me, not Blitz."
"... I'll keep that in mind."
The I.M.P crew arrives at the beach and hides behind a coral-covered rock.
"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help by leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie? " said Blitzo.
Loona sniffs the list at hand. "I got it."
Loona turns herself into a human form, leaving the imps shocked, especially Danny, who was speechless.
The only thing that came to his mind was, "wow."
"Ooh, Loona, you look at you. You look downright awful," said Blitzo.
Loona glares at Blitzo.
"I am so proud now fetch."
So, for the next hour, the imps have been killing their targets as Loona lures them to their deaths. Normally, Danny would feel something when someone is killed, but that feeling doesn't come up, just numbness. After killing their ninth victim, Blitzo was happy.
"Ah, that's the ninth kill. Let's see that ho bag top that," said Blitzo.
His victory was short-lived when he heard, "Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"
They look to see Veroskia Mayday and her crew on a stage in their human form, causing every fanboy and fangirl to rush toward her as they start singing.
Danny still couldn't believe that Veroskia Mayday and her crew were succubus. He watches them sing, and he's the boss, going to the next target. He sees that his demon form might raise eyes, so he changes back to his human form and gets out of the crowd. He sees Loona eyeing a large and buff guy, presuming that he's Vortex.
So Danny walks up to Loona and asks, "so that must be Vortex?"
Loona blushed, "y-yeah."
"Why don't you go talk to him?"
"I was going to do it, but I don't know what to say."
"Just say Hi, that's and see where that goes from there."
"Alright, got it." Loona walks to Vortex
Danny sees the two starts talking. He walks off and sees the effect Veroskia Mayday and her crew cause on the crowd getting into the raunchier business. He wanted no part of it, so he tried to walk away, but he bumped into one of Veroskia's crew, Coco.
"Oh, where are you going, cutie?" said Coco.
"Sorry, I have to go, something has come up," said Danny.
"Not as important as this," Coco says as she smacks her gets a whiff of Danny, and she gets intoxicated. "Hmm, it seems like something more to you than I thought. Apple!"
Apple moves through the crowd and sees Coco and Danny. She grins and asks, "I see you bag someone handsome."
"Even better, he's a virgin." Coco holds Danny.
"We hit the jackpot. I wonder what everyone else thinks?"
"I don't know. Let's find out."
Not liking what he hears, Danny uses his ice power to cause a guy to slip in the crowd and fall next to the Apple, causing Coco to lose her grip as she looks at her girlfriend, and he quickly gets away.
Danny wonders what else is going to happen, and he gets his answer when he sees a large fish monster wreaking havoc in the quickly changes back to his demon form. He gets his wings out and flies up in the air to see the monster grabbing Moxxie with its tongue and eating him. He then sees Millie making a Molotov cocktail. Danny uses his ice power to freeze the fish monster's eye to distract as Millie throws the Molotov at the monster, causing it to fall back into the water. Millie goes up to the fish, pries its mouth open to get her husband, who was drunk, and punches the monster uvula.
She tries to reach out to him, but he high-fives her. Then, Millie slices the tongue with her knife, freeing him and throwing him to their boss.
Danny freezes the water surrounding the monster, causing it not to move, and Millie uses the opportunity to slice up its insides until it dies. Danny and Millie come back to shore and walk to Blitzo.
"Great fucking teamwork, you two," said Blitzo.
"Is Moxxie okay?" asked Millie.
"Oh yeah, he's fine,"
"Why is he drunk?" asked Danny.
Blitzo lets go of Moxxie, and he stumbles to his wife, where she catches him.
"This so funny…I'm drunk," said Moxxie, then he and Millie laughed.
"Oookay, this is too wholesome for my liking," said Blitzo.
"Don't ruin the moment, Blitz," said Danny.
"Blitzo."
"Those must be the whores." The I.M.P. crew turned around to see her, Veroskia, and her crew.
"That was handled rather obviously. Don't you think so?" said Veroskia.
Millie takes out a flask and says, "I don't think this belongs to any of us." She tosses it to Veroskia, who tosses it to Milk, who drops it. " It would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
Moxie laughs and says, "Oh, Satan, you guys are so fuuuccckkk."
So, the argument was made within the group that if Veroskia gives Blitzo the parking space, they'll keep quiet about the fish monster. At the I.M.P office, Danny catches up with Loona, who was back in her hellhound form.
"So how are things going with Vortex?" said Danny.
"It went well, but he has a girlfriend," said Loona.
"Crap, sorry."
"It's alright."
"Hey, if I need someone to hang out with, I'm always available."
"Don't you have your own social life back on earth?"
"I don't have too many friends, and I don't see you hanging out with anyone."
Loona rolls her eyes. "Sure, if I get too bored around here."
Danny shrugs, "Fine by me."
Later, Danny returns home and runs into Jazz in the hallway, and she smells an unpleasant smell from Danny.
"Why do you smell like fish?" asked Jazz.
"Um, a fish landed on me?" said Danny, who quickly went to the bathroom.
"That's it I've got to find out what Danny has been up to," Jazz thought.
(Author note: and the winner of the polls Is Loona I didn't expect a lot of people would vote for her but hey the people choose.)