Kyuusune: Here you make the request for something to happen and Ill try may best to write the scene! And before I have to kick the ass of every freaking lawyer in the area I will make this clear I-DON'T –OWN –NARUTO!
Wrath: you come up with the lamest freaking stories EVER!
Kyuusune: WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU! YOU EMO ASSHOLE!
Wrath I'M NOT EMO DAMMNIT! SASUKE IS!
Sasuke: (Cutting himself) It helps to relieve the pain…
Kyuusune: WTF!
Wrath: (0-0) I wish I didn't say anything…
Duo: Hey guys, I brought chips!
Kyuusune: dammit I thought I got rid of you in therapy!
Wrath: Who the hell is he?
Kyuusune: Very old imaginary friend.
Wrath: Ooookay…. Let's just cut to the jutsu's then the request story…
Kyuusune: I agree
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Seishin Utsu- Spirit strike
A series of Powerful Taijutsu techniques that upon impact will release a godlike amount of chakra that will shatter most barriers. If used on a organic target it will blow chunks out of them most likely resulting in death of the target.
Warnings: None
Counters: unknown, evasive maneuvers
Honoo Homare- The flaming Glory
THE MOST FORRBIDDEN JUTSU EVER! DO NOT ATTEPT UNDER ANY CONTIDIONS! Only useable by a Hidden bloodline trait. This jutsu alone has been the reason for the destruction of 37 villages, 12 cities, 24 major cites, and 3 capitals, and the underwater nation of Atlantis. This technique cannot be copied.
Warnings: This jutsu is a doomsday weapon outlawed everywhere. Only one know user All other info is classified.
Counters: None…. JUST RUN FAR FAR AWAY!
Shi Oni Nagashi- Death demon Current
This is a jutsu only useable by those with demon chakra. What happens is the user charges the raw chakra into their hands like the Rasengan, after a large amount is charged they release it in a wave of pure death… Any organic material hit by the wave will begin to wither and die from the attack. To a ninja they will suffer chakra drain from the technique and it will also drain the physical life force from any touched by the attack….
Warnings: once the wave is released there is no way to control it
Counters: None, a way to stall the technique is to create a barrier of chakra
Itsui Fukushu no Jutsu literally Dual Virgins revenge technique
The name alone says it all...
It's a TaiJutsu move that can only be used when the user is both angry and embarrassed. They take their bent up feelings and beat the hell of the person that embarrassed them...
Warnings: If you pissed of the user of the jutsu I have a few words of advice…RUN, FOREST, RUN!
Counters: apology quick or get beaten even quicker.
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Wrath: Those jutsu suck!
Kyuusune:Well you arn't make any so shut up!
DUO: Now onto the Request story!
Kyuusune: Why does my mind have to be so screwed up? (T-T)
Kyuusune: Anyway this story was a cut scene of what would happen if Naruto ever got curious about his sensei's book...
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It was Just an ordinary day for team seven...
Sasuke was in a corner Being Emo while daydreaming of killing his older brother,
Sakura was sitting by Sasuke haveing god knows what kind of Daydream about Sasuke,
Naruto was staring at Kakashi's new book,
and Kakashi was reading his Favorite book that was cleverly desqised as a book on ninjutsu.
Today Naruto was trying to behave and not be a loud mouth but he couln't help himself So Naruto decided to ask "HEY KAKASHI WHAT ARE YOU READING?" Causeing Kakshi to flinch. " cant tell him Its icha icha or Anko wont go on a date with me..." So kakashi came up with a impovise..."Nothing Naruto go away…" but instead Naruto started to make shadow clones and ask again
"HEY KAKASHI WHAT ARE YOU READING?" "HEY KAKASHI WHAT ARE YOU READING?" "HEY KAKASHI WHAT ARE YOU READING?" "HEY KAKASHI WHAT ARE YOU READING?" soon Kakashi couldn't focus "must resist Naruto's stupidity" Over in the sidelines Sasuke and Sakura had noticed the show starting were counting down "3…2…1…"
"DAMNIT NARUTO!" and with a CHIDORI enforced bitch slap Naruto was sent flying his clones destroyed.
All was right with Kakshi's world… until Kakashi started to read his perverted book (now revealed as Icha-icha paradise...) and was bitch slapped by Sakura for being a pervert, Kneed in the balls by Anko, and generally punished by the mass of Kohona women…
That day Kakashi gave up icha-icha paradice...
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Kyuusune:Short and to the point.
Wrath:Even duo admits it was crap...
Duo: THAT WAS THE WORST PIECE OF $# I EVER &$ HEARD I CANT BELEVE YOU WROTE THAT !#!
Wrath: Duo this is the start of a destructive friendship...
Kyuusune: Please give me jutsu Idea's or story requests... (T-T) Im gone for now