I just had to make Gaara sing this song. Don't ask why, I just did.
I don't own avenue Q or Naruto
Hey Gaara!
…What do you want?
Just to sing this song.
Then sing it.
Not me, you!
Why would I do that?
If you do I'll uh…give you a gallon of your favorite ice cream.
Sounds tempting…what's the song?
My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada. From the Avenue Q soundtrack.
Where's that?
Never mind just change it to Konoha.
I don't have a girlfriend…who lives in Konoha.
Just sing it already.
I don't have to sing every single line do I?
I guess not.
Ohhh…
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Konoha.
She
couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend
who lives in Konoha.
Her
name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver,
She cooks like my mother, hey, I don't even have a mother.
Hey you're out of sync.
And sucks like a what? Why am I doing this again?
For the ice cream, just think of the ice cream.
I
e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's
okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Konoha!
Last week
she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to
introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she
could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh!
I
wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in
Konoha.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So
soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name
is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
She's my girlfriend!
My
wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in
Konoha!
And there is no way I am singing or even whispering that
last line.
Tell me whatcha think.
Note to those whom this refers: As long as what you put isn't just something like 'it sucked' or anything similar to that. If you're going to criticize it that put a reason why.