Disclaimer: I don't own cheese or gum for that matter. We ran out of cheese and gum when I decided to use them in the blender, Thankfully mom doesn't use the blender or I wouldn't be writing this story. I would be dead, like that gum man, I could be wrong but I don't own FMA, but if I am wrong and I do own FMA, I would buy cows because cows make milk and we get cheese from milk and we have no cheese and I want cheese, dammit!

Authors note: My friend Kendall and me took turns writing this! Please REVIEW!

Warning: loads of funny stuff coming your way, this is what Kim (me) and Kendall look like.

Kim: eyes: brown hair: Long brown and light brown

Kendall: eyes: green hair: short gold hair

"Who flushed the toilet!" Ed yelled from the shower. " That was me! Sorry!" Kendall replied from the front room. Ed got out of the shower and got dressed and he stomped noisily into the front room.

Ed sat down next to Kim and Kendall. Roy walked in a few seconds later, "hey girls" He stated smoothly. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIRL!" Ed yelled. "Nothing, nothing at all full metal." Roy replied.

"Roy" Kim said, "What do you really mean?" " NOTHING! Already said!" Roy yelled impatiently as he sat down. " Television" Kendall said as she clicked the clicker to turn on the TV. "Lets get rid of Roy" Ed whispered to Kendall. "Shhhhhhhhhhh I'm watching TELE-VISION!" "FINE! I'll do it myself," Ed mumbled.

"ROY! Buy ice-cream and Soda and PIE!" Edward yelled at the top of his lungs. "Ok, mother." Roy said sarcastically. Roy stood up and left but before he opened the door Kim told him to buy cat litter for their 5 cats, Mr. Smokey, Mr. Bubbles worth, Mr. Sunny, Miss Garfield and Fluff butt.

"Roy is finally gone!" Ed stated "PARTY! WE GONNA PARTY!" The full metal Alchemist sang as he attempted to dance. "Ok! You can stop now!" Kim said flatly as she pointed at Ed. " I have an idea to get revenge for dying my hair bright pink last week." Kendall whispered to Kim. "What is it?" Kim m whispered back. "Cat Box, chocolate" Kendall said with a hint of evil in her voice. "But remember last time you tried seek revenge on Ed? You threw a big rock at Ed's head but it missed and hit Roy and he fell in a comma for 2 days!" Kim said Coldly. "Oh yeah. But that wont happen This time." Kendall Stated.

"Before we put operation CAT BOX CHOCOLATE in action, lets take advantage of Roy's absence and invite ALL out military friends over!" Kim Yelled over the bombin music that Ed put on," "ok" Kendall yelled back "I'll call Hughes and he'll call people to come!" Kendall picked up the phone and dialed Hughes' number. "Hey, Hughes call people to come to our party!" "Sorry I cant" Hughes said. "I'm stalking Roy with all your friends" then he hung up. "EAT CRAP HUGHES!" Kendall yelled into the phone.

"So what's the plan?" Kim asked. "They are ALL stalking Roy" Kendall stated. "Oh, how weird." Kim replied. Mean while Ed was attempting to sing a song but he was doing very poorly at it. " Shut your face!" Kendall shouted at Ed. "Harsh much!" Ed shouted back"

All of a sudden the doorknob started to turn. "AHHHHHHHH!" Kim shouted, "ROYS BACK! TURN OFF THE MUSIC AND DO A ONE SECOND CLEAN UP!" "One second clean up?" Ed questioned. Kim raised and eyebrow as Roy walked in carrying a bag. "Was that a party?" Roy asked. "NO!" All three said in unison.

ONE WEEK LATER

"EAR LITTER BOX EDWARD!" Kendall said smacking Ed's face in the cats litter box. Kendall held the back of Ed's head in the box despite his struggle. She let go and noticed chocolate on Fullmetal's face. "Ed" Kendall said, "you have chocolate on your face!" "AHHHH!" Ed screamed as he ran to the bathroom, Everyone laughing as he ran.

Kim: well that's it! PLEASE REVIEW!