The Yoshi and the shyguy
This is a mushroom kingdom fable that has been passed down for generations.
One day a long time ago there lived a wise, and clever Yoshi who ruled an island. There was also a jealous Shy Guy who wanted to become the ruler so he devised a plan. "I shall disguise myself as the king" he plotted. A koopa troopa guard heard this and ran to tell the king Yoshi. When the Yoshi elder heard this he simply chuckled to himself.
"Well he will be in for a big surprise".
The next day the Yoshi announced that he would wear polka-dotted pajamas with bunny slippers. He told the citizens to take note of that. The shyguys paper said differently. It said that he would wear a bra and a fatsuit. The shyguy collected those things and put them on. Soon a ceremony started when the other king walked next to the real one. Someone in the crowd said "Why is that guy wearing a bra?" The crowd burst out laughing. The shyguy to two shades of red, 3 shades of purple, and 6 shades of a color we can't see. He ran home embarrassed. When he got home he realized that there were people cleverer then he.
Moral: For as clever as you are, there is always someone cleverer.