Kim: onward with this story…YOU MUST REVIEW! Anyways Roy why don't you say the disclaimer..oh and sorry if I have bad grammar……

Roy: she does not own FMA and never will. Thank god

Kendall: All who don't review suck!

Ed: well that's mean.

Kendall: Shut it shorty!

Ed: --

It was about 2am in the morning, everyone was asleep except Ed, he could not sleep so he got out of his bed and he walked over to Roy's bed (AN: Ed and Roy share a room and Kim and Kendall share a room because there are 2 rooms 2 bathrooms a kitchen and a living room)

"Hey Roy" ed said quietly "errah" Roy mumbled. "can I borrow your hair curler?" ed asked. "Whatever" Roy grumbled. Ed smirked to himself and said "can I borrow your car?." "Sure whatever" Roy said half asleep.

Ed crept into Kim and Kendall's room and shook them awake. "Teach me to drive!" he demanded. "Whaa" Kim said. "Teach me to drive!" Ed repeated, this time to Kendall. "Mom I cant go to school yet…" Kendall mumbles groggily. "Fine I will teach myself" Edward told them. "School" Kendall mumbled. "Don't crash.." Kim said half awake. "WHAAT!" Kim and Kendall Shrieked.

"Ed wait we will teach you how to drive!" Kendall said. "But we can't drive" Kim said, "oh well. ICE CREAM!" "This is legal right?" Kendall asked. Kim just rolled her eyes. All three of them got into Roy's car with Ed in the drivers seat, Kendall in the passengers seat and Kim in the back seat.

"Ok Edward start the car." Kendall said to him. Ed turned the car on. "ok now put your foot lightly on the pedal." Kim said. "Okie Dokie!" Ed yelled and pushed his foot hardly on the pedal. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Everyone shrieked as the car sped down the street. Ed crashed into random things such as pots, trees, and mailboxes. Ed finally stopped the car. "is that how you Drive?" Ed asked. "Not really…." Kim and Kendall said panic stricken. "All this damage and we did not get to a stop light or freeway" Kendall said as she looked out the window to see how far they got. "Hey COOL" Ed replied like a happy moron.

"You know, I hope Roy doesn't kill us for wrecking his car." Kim said. "Hey morons, here comes Mr. Pyro now, See ya!" Kendall said as she leapt out of the car and away from the soon to be gruesome scene. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR!" Roy yelled at the top of his lungs. "I drove…." Ed said with fear in his voice. "Uhhhh yeah Ed drove, See ya." Kim said jumping out of the car to follow Kendall.

"What happened to my car?" Roy questioned softly. "I drove it." Ed said. "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" Roy shouted chasing Ed around the car. Ed jumped in the car and started chasing Roy, in the car. Roy ran in the apartment building and looked out the window and Yelled "Ed if you-" to late Ed already drove the car into the building.

The air bags went off and Ed climbed out of the car. Roy stood there and looked at Ed with an Evil glare. "You are so dead!" Roy Yelled as he started to chase Edward. After an hour they stopped chasing each other only after Roy beat the crap out of Ed.

Both Roy and Ed sat on the couch. "Hey Roy what does the word insolent mean?" "What do I look like to you?" Roy yelled. "Ummm really tall…" Ed replied weakly. "NO!" Roy shouted at Ed. "…So what do you mean..?" Ed asked. Roy rolled his eyes and said, "I mean I don't look like a dictionary so don't ask me!" "Oh ok…. so…could I get a car?" Ed questioned. "Here let me think, ummm NO!" Roy yelled in Ed's face. "God I was only asking." Ed mumbled.

MEANWHILE: AT AN ICE CREAM STORE

"Do you think Roy killed Ed yet?" Kim asked. "If I know Roy he only beat the crap out of Ed." Kendall replied. "Lets get back to the apartment." Kim said. So they started to walk back to the apartment with 5 bags of ice cream. When they got inside, they saw Roy and Ed sitting on the couch in silence. " Hey children" Kendall said as she broke the silence, "Is that a trick question?" Ed asked. "Hey I'm not a child!" Roy yelled.

Kendall just looked at them and sighed, "you people are hopeless." She said as she went to put the ice cream in the fridge. "But I'm not a child!" Roy said. "Like I said, HOPELESS!" " Call me hopeless child again and I'll cry!" Roy Whined. "HOPELESS CHILD!" Kendall said without expression.

Roy started to pretend cry but soon snapped out of it when Ed smacked him in the back of his head. Everyone just kinda stared at Edward wide-eyed and bewildered like. "YOU GUYS NEED A TAN!" Kim and Kendall yelled.