Kim: yay another chapter… (I think I have bad grammar so FEAR ME!)
Kendall: YAY! (Does that mean I have bad grammar too?")
Roy and Ed: They don't own FMA but if they did we'd be scared.
Kendall and Kim: Just to let you know we HATE Winry..so we might bash her….or kill her, just because we can.
"Oh come on Roy the beach is great!" Kim said. "NO! The beach has a grudge against me." Roy replied. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese" Kim whined. "NO!" Roy shouted, "and that's my final answer!" "Hey Kendall!" Kim yelled. "Yes" Kendall answered. Kim glanced at Roy and back to Kendall. "Ohhhhh." Kendall said and smiled mischievously. Kim and Kendall rounded on Roy and jumped him. When they were done, Roy was sitting there, his arms tied to his sides and one of Ed's toxic gym socks in his mouth with a black piece of fabric to hold it in.
Kim and Kendall grinned at their handy work. "ED!" Kendall screamed, "Help us carry Roy to the car!" "Alright!" Edward replied. "You know what, I love your ideas you guys." Ed said as he helped Kim and Kendall carry Roy into the car. Once they got Roy into the car they all just stood there. "Ed!" Kim yelled, "You drive!" "YESSSSSS!" Ed screamed as he jumped into the driver's seat of the car.
Edward started the car and drove HORRIBLY, crashing into everything in his path, until they got to the beach.
AT THE BEACH"Ok! Ok! Ok! STOP!" Kendall yelled as Ed attempted to park. They got out of the car and decided who got to hold Roy's head because he bites when they try to carry him all tied up. In the end Ed had to carry his head.
"Ok!" Kim said, "where to sit, hmmm?" Kim pondered while Edward and Kendall decided to get Roy wet. "DON'T YOU DARE!" Roy's muffed voice yelled. "Lets do it!" Ed said. "Yes lets" Kendall replied as they bother ducked Roy's head and body under the salty water.
"You guys get over here!" Kim yelled. "Coming!" Ed yelled. "Lets leave Roy in the tide." Kendall said. "Yeah! BYE Roy!" Ed said in Roy's ear. Roy's Eyes widened. "Get back here!" Roy screamed into the sock that was in his mouth. "CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Ed yelled loudly. Kendall and Ed snickered as they left Roy sitting in the tide.
"Alright now help me set up, then we can go in the water." Kim said. So, they set up the beach things then ran in the water. Kim and Ed got into a Jo mama fight. "Jo mama so fat she had to be baptized at sea world!" Kim screamed at Ed. "Oh yeah?" Ed said, "Well Jo mama so hairy that when you were born you were singin, in the jungle the mighty jingle…" Ed yelled back. "Well Jo mama so gat that when she went bungee jumping there bungee cord broke and she fell on the ground and went straight to hell!" Kim Yelled. "Jo mama so-" Ed stated to yell but was cut off when Kendall yelled, "SHUT THE FREAK UP!" "Ok" they both said in unison.
They herd a muffled sound a few feet away and realized it was Roy. "UNTIE ME, UNTIE ME! I HATE THE WATER!" Roy yelled muffled. Ed walked over to Roy and sat down next to him and said "Roy, I'll untie you…Once you've drown!" "WHAT! You flippin little pipsqueak!" Roy Yelled causing the sock in his mouth to fall out and hit some random person in the head. "WHO ARE YOU CALLLLING SHORT!" Ed shrieked. "You." Roy said coldly. 'THAT'S IT!" Ed yelled as he tackled Roy and attempt to punch him.
"Cut it out!" Kim said to Ed as she picked him up by his braid. "HEY! LET ME DOWN, LET ME AT EM!" Ed yelled as he tried to pry loose of Kim's grip. "No" Kim said simply, and then she brought him up on shore and buried him in the sand. "Oh great!" Ed said softly as the sand buried his face. "WHOOOOOOOOOOP!" Kendall shrieked, "Now that he is buried we can walk on him!" Kendall walked on top of Ed ignoring the screams about not breathing from Ed.
Kim walked over to Roy and sat in front of him and waved her finger in the air. "I'm not poking you, I'm not poking you." Kimberly repeated as she continued to wave her finger in Roy's face. Roy sat there looking at Kim with a 'when I get free I'm gonna kill you' look. When Kim saw him do this she backed up slowly and walked back up shore.
Meanwhile Hughes was walking down the shore. He was at the beach for reasons unknown. Hughes noticed Roy was tied up as he walked down the shore. "Hey, Roy what are you doing there?" Maes asked. Roy rolled his eyes and said, "Just free me." "Ok then" Hughes said as he started to walk to Roy. "A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" Was all Hughes heard before Kim and Kendall tackled him to the ground. "AHH what are you doing!" Maes shrieked. "You tried to free Roy, now you must pay!" Kim and Kendall yelled.
Kim and Kendall started to Tie Hughes up on shore. Meanwhile Winry was walking in the water (AN: damn why are so many people at the beach.) and she saw Roy and she thought "poor Roy" and decided to free him. So she untied him. Roy jumped up and yelled "I'M FREE!" And ran up on shore.
Kim and Kendall finished tying Hughes up and started to drag him towards the water. When they got to the water they dropped Hughes and noticed Winry was where Roy was supposed to be. Kendall and Kim both glared at Winry and ran off to plot how to kill her.
Roy walked up the shoreline and up to where Ed was buried although he did not know Ed was buried there. "Hey, Roy helps me." Ed said under the sand. "AHHHH NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH ED BUT NOW I HEAR HIM IN MY HEAD!" Roy screamed with fright. Everyone on the beach looked at Roy. He felt very embarrassed so he pointed his finger at an open space and screamed "OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE!" And then Roy ran and hid by the beach stuff Kim set up.
"Maybe we should drown Winry." Kendall whispered to Kim. "OH! I have it, we will dress up like evil super heroes and Kill Winry!" Kim whispered back. "Good idea but the Ed will be sad." Kendall stated. "Well then we will hit Ed on the head with a big rock until he gets amnesia!" Kim replied. "Great idea!" Kendall said.
After Kim and Kendall finished planning they packed up and took home a sandy Ed and a very mad Roy. "Thank god Roy didn't kill us yet" Kim and Kendall said as Edward drove away.