Summary: Kim, Kendall, Roy and Ed dress up as super heroes and plot to kill Winry.
Super Hero names:
Roy: Human Torch
Ed: Lint Boy
Kendall: Dr. Yatchetmingchow (Yat Chet Ming Chow)
Kim: Prof. Bulberstichenstein (Bulber Stichen Stein)
Kim: ENJOY! And it would be nice if you reviewed…I WILL GIVE YOU AL SLIPPERS!
Kendall: AND I SHALL GIVE YOU AN ED SENTED CAR FRESHENER!
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Later that day, Ed, Kim, Kendall, and Roy went home (Roy drove). Once they were home Roy and Edward raced to their room, hurriedly discussing something inaudible to Kim and Kendall.
"Okee! Roy! We shall dress up as super heroes and save the friggan day!" Edward Elric said happily.
"Super heroes?" Roy asked.
"Yes! Super heroes! …Is there a problem?"
"No, just as long as I'm not the side kick!" Roy said extra loudly.
"Awwww!" Ed whined, "why?"
"Because" Roy said, "I'm older, smarter and prettier!"
"Le gasp!" Ed gasped, "Oh no you didn't girlfriend!"
Roy and Ed then got in a loud dogfight. Kim and Kendall opened the door to find out what the entire ruckus was. They both peaked inside to only find Roy and Ed in a strange position on the bed.
"Okeeeee…. back away slowly, slowly, RUN!" Kendall screamed. Both girls ran out of the room, shrieking their heads off.
"Roooy!" Ed yelled, "GET OFF ME!"
"But, its so nice this way, don't you think?" Roy purred.
"OMFG!" Ed squealed and ran out of the room. Kim and Kendall, who had calmed down and thanks to short-term memory loss, had forgotten the 'Ed and Roy incident'. They now sat on the couch clipping their toenails with scissors. Ed ran by panting and blushing.
"OMG ED! WHAT HAPPENED!" Kim asked rather loudly.
"Roy….he….he…DID STUFF TO ME!" Ed whispered and screamed at the same time which is humanly impossible.
"Did what stuff?" Kendall asked.
"YOU SHOULD KNOW! YOU WERE THERE!" Ed yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOO" Kim and Kendall screamed.
Roy then walked into the room, everyone stared at him especially Ed.
"Roy I cant believe you!" Ed started but before he could finish a big rock fell through the ceiling, hitting everyone on the head and giving them amnesia.
"Whoa….." Edward said and rubbed his head, "all I remember is I was gonna be a super hero and save the friggan day."
Roy nodded.
"We only remember walking back to the house" Kim and Kendall said in unison.
After a long moment of silence there was a strike of lightning and then…the evil Winry appeared.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" everyone screamed and hid under the couch.
And then, in a flash the evil Winry disappeared and everything was well.
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Kendall: That's it!
Kim: UNTILL NEXT TIME!
Kendall: you didn't have to scream
Kim: -whispers- ok…… -yells- REVIEW PLEASE!