Kim: OMG! Sorry I haven't updated this story in…forever…but me and Kendall haven't really written anything in a while….and life is stressing for me right now…I had to work at summer camp all summer and now school started….

Kendall: yup

Kim: I wrote this whole chapter! Just to let yall know.

Kendall: …..

Disclaimer: If you think I own FMA then you are trippin on some serious crack.

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"Well…that was weird…" Kim concluded, as she looked at the imaginary dust that Winry left behind. Then she decided to sit on the floor and meditate. Kendall sighed, "I think we should Kill Winry."

"YES!" Roy and Ed both shouted and ran into their rooms. The drastically changed and came back out into the living room. Roy was dressed in a bright orange shirt that said 'Human Torch" and Red pants, he also wore a black mask that covered his eyes and Edward was dressed in his…underwear? Edward looked down at himself and looked back up, he muttered 'oops' and ran back into the room.

Kim jumped up from her meditation position, "I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!" she then ran over to Kendall, "ROY IS GONNA COME OUT IN A SUPER HERO COSTUME AND ED IS GONNA BE IN HIS UNDERWEAR!"

"Umm Kim?"

"What Kendall?"

"That already happened…."

"…Darn…. my psychic ability will get better! JUST WAIT!"

Moments later Edward reappeared in a gray sweatshirt and sweatpants with a bright red cape that read 'Lint Boy'.

Kim and Kendall looked at each other then looked at Ed and shook their heads. Edward glanced at Roy, "AWAY! TO THE PIMP MOBILE!" Both alchemist ran off to Roy's beat up car leaving Kim and Kendall standing there.

"I bet they will fail." Kim started, "They are gonna get their buts whooped."

"yup" Kendall agreed and sat down on the couch flipping on the TV and watching 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.

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An hour later 2 figures walked into the apartment, they were beat up. Their clothes were torn and they had numerous bruises and bumps.

"Wow. What did she do to you guys."

Both Ed and Roy looked at Kim and sighed, "SHE RELEASED EVIL RABID MONKEYS ON US!" Kim backed away slowly, "What kind of monkeys?" Roy shuddered and answered, "BABOONS!" Kim stood still for a minute then ran out of the room screaming.

"KENDALL! THEY HAVE BABOONS!"

Kendall looked up from the TV, "NO!" she screamed and then ran into the garage. Kim followed, "why are you in there." Kendall looked up, she was looking through a cupboard in the garage, "I' looking for weapons of mass destruction."

"Ok…but first we need this." Kim then pulled out to name tags and wrote names on them and taped them to her and Kendall's shirt. Kim's nametag read "Prof. Bulberstichenstein" and Kendall's read "Dr. Yatchetmingchow"

Kendall made a confused look, "why do we need these?"

"So Winry doesn't know its us."

"Good plan. Good good plan."

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Kendall and Kim walked into the front room (name tags and all) and looked at Ed and Roy who were sitting on the couch mending their ouchies.

Edward looked at the things the girls were holding in their hands, "What are those."

Kendall smiled evilly, "Flame Throwers….Flame throwers solve all problems." And with that said both girls walked out of the house.

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Roy and Edward sat on the edges of the couch grabbing amounts of popcorn and stuffing it into their mouths as they watched some soap opera.

"NO RODNEY DON'T DO IT!" Edward screamed at the TV. At the very moment Kim and Kendall walked back into the apartment with achieving smiles, "WE KILLED HER! WHOOT!"

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Kim: okay I'm tired now, so I'm done typing…it was a LONG day at school.

Kendall: reviews are appreciated.

Kim: yes they are.