a/n: Ello! Here I am again! I got back from wildwood new jersey a couple days ago and I have a surf rash and crushing on me best friends guy friends who she likes little bit more than a friend…but she like s a lot of guys though…so I guess that doesn't matter all to much…but still I couldn't tell her that I like him so yeah...on to the story where what I say goes! Bwahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahha!

Oh and this chapter is kinda stupid and pointless and an object of boredom…so far I don't think it'll have anything to do with the plot…oh and the thruth or dare game actually happened…but I couldn't use the pool dares…our parents almost caught us skinny dipping at the hotel pool…

Disclaimer: do I even need one? reading my crappy writing is more than enough proof…sheesh...go ahead rub it in…

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Bold italics inner self

The guys quickly led theled the girls to the back of the train where the "marauder apartment" was. It was like all the other other apertmentsapartments but slightly larger. James slide open the door to reveal a group of first years. Its

"Excuse me but you're in our apartment." James told them smiling.

"Oh yeah we got here first!" replied a cocky one.

"Yeah! It's not like your names ore written in it." Answered another getting confidence from his friend and the fact that there were 5 first years and they could only see James and Sirius.

"Actually it is. If you look at the wall on the left it says 'Marauders' in red and gold.

"Yeah right you're just trying to make us look and then you'll hex us." Smirked a third, the other two looked though.

"Err…Josh…it is there." whispered a brunette girl.

"Carol even if it does there's no way these losers are the marauders. My brother is one."

"Hey kid what's your last name?" asked Sirius.

"Santos and you'll remember it." The kid replied cockily, James couldn't help but laugh and laugh hard.

"You think your brother is a marauder!" Sirius burst out laughing aswellas well.

"You guys are such idiots!" Riley yelled as she pushed through.

"Yo kiddies scram! UnleesUnless you want to look like look like slugs." Riley barked.

"You can't hex us!" cried the kid Josh.

"What are you gonna do? Tell your brother the head boy to give us detentions? Pluh-lease honey I dated him…he'd be too scared to give any of us one! Now scram!" she said flicked her wand and levitating the firsties out.

"I like the way you deal with kids. You'd make a great mother!" laughed Sirius.

"Yeah bayby! Yeah!" replied Riley with Austin power accent. (a/n: you know what talking about. Grrrr! Yeah bayby!)

"Oh my gosh Black you've brain washed her! GAH!" screamed Lily tackling Sirius while everyone watched stunned as she put him into a head-lock.

"Now who's the only one who brainwashed my friends?" Lily asked after Sirius struggled for s bit.

"You!" he whimpered like a girl…and then mumbled "wish" Lily tighted her hold.

"I heard that Black." She warned as Sirius tried his futile attempts from getting out of the head lock.

"Okay you! Only you!" cried Sirius whimpering.

"Thank you!" Lily sang happily as she sat down and smiled sweetly.

James looked confused. "what the bloody hell just happened?"

Lily swatted the back o his head "Language Potter!" she scolded.

"I'm soooooooooo confused!" cried James.

"Eh don't worry Lily's just a psycho freak. You'll get used to it." explained Riley.

"Yep!" Lily sang and started munching on a cookie she got out of no where.

"Hey is that choclatechocolate chip!" gasped Remus.

"Yep!" smiled Lily.

"can I have one!" begged Remus pulling of the second best puppy dog pout in the world…Sirius has the best…he is a dog.

"Sure! Have as many as you want!" Lily replied grabbing another, every one sat and chatted while while Lily and Remus munched on cookies. Sirius got hungry so he decided to grab a cookie just as he picked one up.

"NU-UH you did not just touch my cookie foo!" Lily yelled sounding like Foxy Cleopatra from Austin Powers Goldmember and snapingsnapping her fingers.

"Err…WAGH! DON'T HURT Me!" cried Sirius curling up into a little ball and sobbing.

"Good boy now don't ever touch my candy!...or cookies!" growled Lily aittingsitting back down and eating.

Pshaw! We showed him!

Hell yes we did! Booya! No one touches my candy!

Hey its not only yours.!

Yes it is!

No its not don't make me come over there and stuff you into a box.

Pshaw! Yeah right I'd like to see you try! Either way I gotta scram I have a date!

WTF? You have a date? How the hell does that work? You're in my bloody mind!

Same way I can do this! slam (went the door inside Lily's head and then opened a bit.) I'll be back by seven…maybe later…don't stay up late. (and it closed again.

Hello! youYou can't leave!

chirp chirp

Nooooooooo you can't leave me!

…

Eh screw her…wait Sirius is trying to get my cookies again!

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHING MY CANDY!" Lily screamed tackling SirusSirius and pining him to the ground and smooshing his head to the carpet.

"I'm sorry I couldn't resist! There look sooooooooo good!" sobbed Sirius while James and riley tried to sneak and hide cookies…but alas they forgot about remusRemus!

"NU-UH! You did not just touch those cookies!" yelled Remus sounding like Lily from underneath one on the chairs where he had been watching quietly munching on the cookies.

"huh?" asked James confused.

"oh my gosh you sounded exactly like Lily!" cried Riley.

"You's don't be talkin' ya cookie stealing cracka's!" Remus groweled trying to sounds ghetto…and failing.

Lily suddenly screamed and fell down sobbing.

"yyo-you gu-guys us-used Si-Sirius as a-a dis-distraction t-t-to ge-get m-m-my coo-cookies. Wha-what d-d-did i-I d-do wro-wrong?" she sobbed.

"Lily time for a cheering charm!" cried Riley suddenly in a nurses outfit.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Lily running around the compartment.

"Cheerios!" Riley waved her wand and Lily stopped running and looked around stoned.

"Jamsie-poo-bear! Did I ever told you how hot you were?" she asked dreamily. James's eyes opened panicked.

"uhh…Lily you okay?" he asked fidgeting as she came over and starting grooming him, weaving her hands through his hair giggling.

"OF COURSE I AM!" she screamed pissed and went back to grooming the scared James.

"Well now that Lily is stoned everything is back to normal…lets play truth or dare!" Riley laughed still in the nurses outfit that seemed to appear skimpier than before. O.o

"This is normal?" asked James looking at Remus who had crawled back under the seat which the plate of cookies growling whenever someone got to close, Lily stoned and grooming him growling whenever he tried to get away, Sirius Giggling peverseley like Kakashi (a/n: lol I'm such a looser) reading…one could only imagine what was actually behind that book…not mentioning Sirius's strange addiction to Japanese anime…coughnarutocough, and then there was Riley in a nurses outfit acting like everything was normal..

"Did I hear truth or dare?" jumped up Sirius having the book slip uncovering an "Icha Icha Paradise" (a/n: not a xover just me and my messed up mind…and I'll stop with the naruto things…) Remus's ears perked up hearing this crawling out, Lily being still stoned from the cheering charm agreed to play. Half way through stupid pointless dares she sobered up.

"James truth or dare!" cried Riley! (and this is when I put in a really funny remberable moment...too bad the dare was never completed…Rileyme SiriusAdrian JameMatMat LilyMarta…except that couples aren't this way in real life…)

"dare" he replied.

"I dare you to give Lily a lap dance!" giggled Riley poofing back into her nurses outfit for some odd odd reason.

James looked confused, "whats a lap dance?" he asked cocking his head to the side.

Riley fell of her chair laughing.

"oh is it when you do thins?" he asked demonstrating kindof crouching over the chair shaking his but in circles causing Lily and Sirius burst out laughing.

a/n: thus ends our story whith me demonstraiting a lapdance for MatMat…psh not! I like him I'm not a whore…I had marta show him…jk don't hurt! (shields eyes from mat mat's an marta's glares) he never did learn…the poor soul! Anyways tsom-tsom and dopobachunya!

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