Act 2, Scene 1
Lol.
Oh, by the by- I decided to make it so that whenever the narrators are NARRATORS it's in itallics. That's because next chapter they turn into normal characters...xD
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Axel: Honey, I'm hoooome.
Larxene: Wrong show, dumbass.
Axel: …Shut up. Now where the hell is Roxas. He's supposed to be here to play the part of Honey.
Larxene: First of all, I just said, 'Wrong show, dumbass' and secondly did you REALLY think that the name was Honey!
Axel: That's the only part I ever saw!
Larxene: Well Roxas is shopping.
Axel: Ahhh, I love my little wife.
Larxene: You fucking moron.
Axel:…You love me.
Larxene: And it is a curse. A horrible, miserable, cruel curse that I don't deserve.
Kairi: At this point, Larxene started to cry. Why? Because her love of Axel was overwhelming. Mainly because she hated him, but she really just couldn't hate him…because she loved him so god-damn much.
Cloud: Kairi, cursing isn't healthy.
Kairi: Well you do it.
Cloud: So?
Kairi: …Yo momma!
Roxas: Larxene?
Axel: ROXAS! MY LOVELY LITTLE WIFE!
Roxas: Would you stop calling me that? I'm a guy damnit. A guy!
Larxene: Sniffle Roxas, stop being cruel. If Axel wants to call you a girl then he can!
Cloud: Did she just say that?
Kairi: I think she did.
Cloud: That's probably why the cast is shutting up long enough for us to narrate.
Kairi: …Shouldn't we actually be narrating?
Cloud: …Damn, you're right.
Kairi: Well,narrate!
Cloud: But…I don't know how to narrate! I'm a delivery boy!
Kairi: Don't worry Cloud! It's simple. Ahem. Everyone is suddenly quiet and…um…staring at Larxene in pure…Cloud, move your head I can't see the emotions on their faces.
Cloud: Well Roxas looks rather terrified. Axel…hey, where did Axel go?
Kairi: Crap, we lost Axel.
Cloud: Oh no! Shit! It's my entire fault! I wasn't watching carefully enough, I should have been paying more attention!
Kairi: You're so emo.
Cloud: Well it's TRUE! It IS my fault!
Kairi: I think we need to find Axel. And like, soon.
Cloud: Yeah.