OHMYGAWDHIII! Yeah. I'm back.
ph34r it!
Thank ye's my two reveiwers who's names I can't remember since I fail at life! I LOVE YE'S! You get milk 'n cookies. And chips and dip. And marshmallows.
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Roxas: Larxene? Are you okay?
Larxene: Actually…I think I might have had too much rum. Where'd Axel go?
Roxas: Oh drat! Where'd he run off to this- Larxene!
Kairi: Oh no! Larxene just fainted!
Cloud: I should hope to be able to trust Roxas with Larxene, we can find Axel.
Kairi: But Cloud…how? Oh wait…we exist too, don't we? I mean, in the story right?
Cloud: Let's hope!
Kairi: Roxas! Roxas can you hear us!
Roxas: Duh, where'd you guys come from anyway?
Kairi: Uh…outside.
Cloud: Hey want us to find Axel?
Larexene: No! Nononononono. We will not find Axel. Ever.
Roxas: But…but…bu-
Reno: I AM A GOLDEN GOD! BITCHE!
Kairi: I thought he was a red-head…
Cloud: Are we allowed to narrate and be characters at the same time?
Kairi: Uh…
Larxene: Narrate? Why the fuck would you two want to narrate?
Roxas: We're being Punk'd aren't we!
Axel: Are we going to meet Ashton! Oh my god! Aaaaashtoooon!
Roxas: Hey! I thought I was your only bitch!
Larxene: Dear fucking god. He's back. Save me... My love…it's…over…whelming.
Kairi: I think her brain's gone splooie from the love of Axel.
Cloud: Yeah…I preferred being a narrator.
Kairi: …Yeah.
Cloud: Hey, wasn't Re-Re here before?
Kairi: Re…Re…?
Cloud: Uh…
Reno: CLOU-CLOU!
Cloud: Fuck! Narrators! Now!
SWOOOOOSH!
Reno: Hey, where'd Clou-Clou go?
Axel: Reno!
Reno: Axel!
Roxas: Axel! We need to talk. I can't handle a relationship like this.
Axel: What must I do to prove my lurve?
Roxas: Uh…
Larxene: Make sweet, sweet love while I record it for my secret fangirlness. Uh… I mean.
Axel: I'll sing for you!
Roxas: That's is so sweet!
Axel and Cloud and Kairi: IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! Where's my samurai! IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! I'm your little butteryfly! Buttery? Green, black and blue make the colors in the pie! Doesn't he mean 'in the sky'? IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! IeeIeeI! I'm your little…nutterkie…butter…yeah! Uh…does he even know the song? Green, black and you make the colors in the die! Maybe he's just drunk. You're my shmaferai! Really. Really. Drunk. I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A MAN! ALL ACROSS…uh…whereverweare! Just to find my SHAMMUMA…YOU! And Axel come up with a brilliant comeback! Kinda. Someone who is strong and still uh…UKE!
Larxene: Axel…I realize that your voice is the most amazing this to happen to the face of the planet but…I think that Roxas gets the point.
Roxas: Uh…yeah. I mean, it's the thought that counts right?
Axel: I knew that you'd love it! And me!
Roxas: Yeah…
Axel: …Right?
Roxas: Oh. Uh. Yes. Yes my love! My dear! My only one!
Reno: MARZIPAN!
Larxene: Nice way to ruin the mood.
Cloud: Is that a giant purple cake?
Kairi: Dressed like a Barbie?
Reno: No. Seriously. I have a cake made out of marizpan. WHO WANTS SOME!
Everyone except Cloud and Kairi: I DO!
Kairi: Ew.
Cloud: What the…