Ok, now the moment you've all been waiting for…..

Sakura: Hey everyone!

Envy: SAKURA! YOU GOTTA HELP ME! THESE TWO ARE CRAZY!

Erin: Nyaaa, but Enbi-kun….

Sakura: BACK OFF! Removes Erin from Envy

Amanda: sweat drops Ummm, Sakura, there was a reason we brought you

Sakura: Oh yeah. Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters, locations, and objects are not owned by either of the fan fiction authors. Unties Envy Ok, let's get back to the story

Envy sat down and Sakura sat next to him. As the train left the station, her eyes felt heavy. She rested her head upon his shoulder, eyes drifting shut as she scooted her warm body closer to his cold one.

Envy tried to drift away from Sakura, but as he felt the warmth of Sakura's flesh against his own cold skin, he decided that he wouldn't move as the young girl started to drift into a deep sleep. "Sleep for now young lass...but don't think that my icy heart has melted because your warm body is rubbing against me," Envy said as he sat against the wall and ignored Sakura as she slept, with her on his shoulder.

The next morning in Central, Edward Elric paced the room his was in, contemplating how the hell to get out without breaking something when he heard a voice.

"Brother, brother!" Al whispered through the door.

"AL! Thank god you are still here, is Mustang around?" Ed asked through the door as he attempted to find a way out, but his patience was wearing thin as each attempt ended in failure.

"He left hours ago."

"DAMN IT! I'll KILL THE COLONEL...AS...SOON...AS...I...GET...OUT OF...HERE!" Ed shouted as Al managed to open the door and Ed came rolling out of the room in a ball and landed at the feet of Lt. Hawkeye.

"And just where do you think you're going, Edward?" She asked. The Elric brothers ran as fast as they could before the Lt. could even react. At that moment, Colonel Mustang limped into the room.

"They managed to escape from you, Lt. Hawkeye?" He asked, a purpling bruise on his upper face from where she threw the book at him.

Yes sir, and may ask, what happened to your face and why are you limping? You didn't leave here like before," Lt. Hawkeye asked mockingly as she circled the Colonel.

"You know why...Lieutenant," Mustang answered as he gritted through his bruised ego and bruised face. He limped past her, before turning and grinning, "Oh, did I forget to mention two things? One being that you have a lot of paperwork on your desk that needs to be filled out, and the other being that I won't be able to complete my paperwork for you," he held his hands up in an 'oh well' gesture. "With my condition, it's amazing I'm even here. I'm just here to see a few things before I head for home like the nurse told me to."

Lt. Hawkeye watched as the Colonel slowly limped to his office and she soon followed after him. "Sir, if you are trying to get out of your work, once more, then you must try and do your work on time and not make excuses. I'm sorry that you are sore today and I'm sorry for the book incident, but you won't get off that easily." Lt Hawkeye said as she opened the door to let the Colonel in.

"Thank you," he said, entering his office, "And I really am not getting out of work." He chuckled softly, "I came to pick up my paperwork so I could do it at home." He smiled as he put the papers on his desk into a bag while the Lt. watched.

Lt. Hawkeye watched the Colonel putting his paperwork into his bag and as she watched him, she couldn't help but feel that he was playing her like a fiddle as she walked over to the Colonel and placed her hand on his hands to stop him from what he was doing. "I'll do your work sir and you can stay here," Lt. Hawkeye said as she grabbed the other papers and the Colonel's bag. He raised an eyebrow at her.

"Well, I'm not about to argue with you. But, you are sure of this, Lt?" He looked her straight into her eyes, his hands covering hers as she held his bag and papers. She felt her face flush, and it didn't have anything to do with the temperature of the room!

"Sir, I wish if you would maintain your distance...yes. I'm willing to do this for you, but under one condition," Lt. Hawkeye said as she pulled her hands away from the Colonel's.

"What is it Lieutenant?" Mustang asked as he slowly sat in his desk chair with a soft cushion for his sore bottom. She smiled evilly.

"When you're fit for duty, you have to do my paperwork, or else I'll sic Black Hayate on you." She said calmly, stepping back away from him as she continued to grin evilly. He sighed.

"You win, my darling Lt. Hawkeye. I'll do it when I'm better." Of course, now I just won't GET better.

"I think you are delusional sir," Lt. Hawkeye said as she started to walk towards her desk to do the "Colonel's work" on top of her own work. "or you have lost all sense of your sanity since you are on those pain medications." Colonel Mustang merely nodded, laying down on his stomach upon the couch before falling asleep.

Luckily for Riza, he didn't snore.

Unfortunately for Riza, he DID talk in his sleep.

"Riza, you naughty girl." Roy slurred as he gave a perverted smile in his sleep.

"Really sir," Lt. Hawkeye said as she threw a finished file at the Colonel's sore butt as he lay sleeping on the couch, but he didn't stir as she went to work on the rest of the work. The rest of the time that she worked on his paperwork, and hers, she plotted her revenge against the Colonel.

Oh boy, Roy talking in his sleep as he has a dirty dream. This hasn't been done, right?