Chapter 4-Mr. Bingley

Harry and company reached Mr. Bingley's grand resort. "I refuse to stay in a human establishment." San declared. "San, don't think stuff like that when you could be thinking about the heated indoor pool that is advertised in this pamphlet!" said Harry. The Phantom sighed. "Have you morons already forgotten what we are here for!" They all looked at each other stupidly. The Phantom sighed again. "We are here to defeat HIM." "Oh, yeah." The Phantom rolled his eyes. "I am surrounded by idiots."

Mr. Bingley was waiting at the desk. "How can I help you folks?" asked Mr. Bingley. The Phantom leaned closer. "We need a private room, preferably the presidential suite." Mr. Bingley smiled a creepy little smile that made the room shiver. "Of course, Room 206 is free but the lion and the wolf are not allowed." Simba and 'Sirius' smiled at each other. "GET HIS ICE-CREAM SHAPED HAIR!" Mr. Bingley smiled. "Oh this isn't hair, this is a wig. Simba and 'Sirius' suddenly lost interest. While Mr. Bingley was busy adjusting his 'hair', they quietly snuck off to Room 206.

Chapter 5-The Plan

The Phantom closed the door. "Now," he said in his best mysterious voice. "The plan. The purpose is to rescue Christine and defeat HIM once and for all. His spies are everywhere and his mansion is heavily guarded." "I say we rip HIM to pieces" said San and 'Sirius'.

"I say we get Rafiki to beat him upside the head." growled Simba.

"I think we should go up to HIM and say 'I, Harry Potter, the freak who lived, demand you return Christine to this lonely stalker." Harry cried. "Say that again." The Phantom hissed dangerously. "Lonely stalker!" taunted Harry stupidly. "ARGG!" Cried the Phantom as he ran towards Harry with the intentions to kill. Harry let out an abnormally girlish shriek and ran behind San.

"Guys, the plan?" Simba said.

"Oh right, I think we should get blueprints of his mansion and map out the potential dangers, find where he is keeping Christine, and set out on a hand to hand combat with Him, which I will manage to win and look handsome at the same time." The Phantom said. Everyone nodded enthusiastically. "LET'S MOVE!" roared the Phantom.

Chapter 6- Agent Harry

Everyone rushed downstairs to where Mr. Bingley sat combing his wig.

"Quick! Bingley, we need your computer!" said the Phantom.

"Okay, sure!" Bingley reached under the desk and rolled out a humongous computer from1990. "This is the newest computer I hope you can handle it!"

The Phantom mumbled under his breath and began pressing buttons to turn it on.

"Bingley, this thing is a piece of crap!" The Phantom growled as he finally found a big, red button marked "on".

"WAIT!" Harry gasped. "What is it?" asked San, as the computer began to make weird noises, turning on.

"We need codenames!"

"Alright, Fine!" The Phantom snapped, irritated. "You can be the Psychotic Peanut!"

"Oh, boy! I LOVE peanuts!" smiled Harry.

"I'll be 'The King'" said Simba in a mysterious monotone.

"I'll be "the Vengeful Spirit" said San

"I refuse to have another name that is not my own." Said "Sirius", giving Harry a disgusted look.

"I'll be Mr. Darcy!" shouted Bingley!

"You're not in the plan!" Roared the Phantom. "Now get this computer running!"
Mr. Bingley hit it and all the little icons popped up. "Now can I get the Internet?" Asked the Phantom.

"Well, you'll have to use my dial-up…"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Then Harry fainted.

"Don't wake him up." Snickered "Sirius"

The Phantom clicked on the little button that said dial-up, and the internet popped up on Google. "Great! We can find anything on Google!"

The Phantom typed in "The Viscount de Chagney" and a hideous picture popped up. Suddenly, the computer crashed, the cracked, and then died completely while making a series of unidentified noises.

Mr. Bingley appeared from under the desk, and held up some blue papers.

"Oh, were you looking for these?" They were HIS blueprints.

The Phantom turned slowly. "What?"

He snatched the blueprints from Bingley's hands and strangled him.

"Wait!" Cried 'Sirius' "We need some form of transportation!"

"Do you need a car?" Asked a voice. The group turned to see a handsome man with shaggy black hair and pretty blue eyes.

"Hey… I know you! You're from Gilmore Girls!" Harry exclaimed.

Indeed, this man was Milo Ventimiglia, or better known as Jess Mariano from Gilmore Girls Seasons 2, 3, 4 and 6.

'Here," Jess said uninterested. "Take my car; I have a better ride anyway… Rory, where are you?"

He threw the Phantom the keys, and the group ran outside to the parking lot, where a lonely car that looked suspiciously like Batman's stood.

"Everyone, inside!" Simba screamed.

"You're sitting next to me, Sirius!" Whispered Harry

"Lord, help me." Whispered "Sirius'

With everyone inside, the Phantom typed in HIS address, and the automobile sped off.

CH 7-HIS PLACE

As the car sped off in auto-drive mode, the Phantom was flipping through the blueprints of HIS house.

"OMG! That moron stole the designs for my Fortress of Solitude!" The Phantom hissed. "That's my boat! And my mannequin!"

"Oh, Mr. Phantom, calm yourself…" said San, who was polishing her spear in the front seat. "At least you're not in the back with those three…" At that moment, Harry and 'Sirius,' and Simba were having a little argument…

"FOR THE LAST TIME, CHILDISH HUMAN, I-AM-NOT-SIRIUS!"

"But Sirius! You look just like him except your fur is white! Why did you die it? It looked better black…"

"MY FUR WAS NEVER BLACK! I-AM-NOT-SIRIUS!"

"But…"

"NO"

"Sir-"

"NO!"

"Why…"

"N-O!"

"WILL YOU TWO QUIT IT!" Shouted Simba, bearing his massive fangs as he sunk his claws into the leather seat. "You're giving me a lion of a headache! And I HATE headaches!"

Harry and 'Sirius' then remembered Simba was a lion and therefore capable of clawing their eyeballs out, and silenced themselves quickly.

"THANK YOU!"

"We're almost there…" The Phantom said, checking the GPS on the front screen. "Just a few more…" Just then, the car stalled and stopped completely.

"What happened?" Asked San, checking the fuel. "We still have enough gas… Harry, you didn't do a spell did you?"

"No."

"It's HIS spies…" The Phantom said just loud enough for the group to hear. "They've stalled the car… And are probably outside at this very minute…"

Chapter 8-The Spies (you added Milo, so I'm going to add something of my own)

"His Spies," the Phantom said again. "They're watching us with their beady little eyes, waiting for us to make a move." Just then the group heard a queer noise. "Hush and take cover!" cried the Phantom. The noise sounded again. "We're going to die!" yelled Sirius. "Actually, that's me." grinned Harry sheepishly. "Those beans work wonders." Everybody groaned. All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound. A dark shadow loomed menacingly across the ground. "ARGGGGG!" Came a shriek. A blond, short kid with an orange jumpsuit and blue headband with a strange symbol emblazoned on it popped out. "Fear me! I, Naruto Uzumaki, the ninja, will defeat you with my superior just and stunning looks!" The Phantom grinned. "So, old Raoul was too cheap to hire a proper spy." Naruto whipped out his shuriken (little dagger), pointed it at the Phantom and said "Surrender now or prepare to fight!" "I think I've heard that line before." Muttered Harry.

"Listen kid," said the Phantom, "Don't waste my time. We're on a mission." San smiled evilly. "I'll handle this one." She jumped out of the car and ran toward Naruto with her spear. Naruto responded with quick hand signs and yelled, "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" San turned toward the Phantom. "Go on without me!" as Naruto managed to clone himself. The Phantom turned the car key several times. "Stupid thing." he muttered. Harry pointed his wand at the car and said, "Carius Fixius!" The car roared to life and sped off.