Riza: Sir, sir, you awake under there? pokes at the mountain of paperwork
Roy: mumbles Five more minutes mommy...
Riza: Roy Mustang...you are so pathetic slams a book on the table
Roy: What! WHAT! Oh...not again...not another...
Riza: That's right...it's another disclaimer...
Roy: Why do I have to do it?
Amanda: If you don't cracks knuckles I'll make sure that your butt isn't the only thing sore!
Erin: Calm down, this isn't like you, but fair is fair.
Riza: Humph, here's the disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters, locations, and objects are not owned by either of the fan fiction authors.
Erin: Thanks Riza, now...AMANDA PUT DOWN THE CHAIR BACK ON ALL FOUR LEGS!
Meanwhile in East City, Roy, the ever vigilant Colonel of the Military, was sitting behind a mountain of paperwork….sleeping. Riza walked into the office to see the paperwork so high that it was two feet from the ceiling. She could hear the soft sound of Roy sleeping and an angry mark appeared on her head.
"COLONEL!" Riza shouted as she slammed her hands on the desk, startling the Colonel from his nap as drool ran from his mouth and was still hanging from his lip.
"What…wha---…who wants me now!" Roy asked as he continued to try and gain consciousness from his nap.
"Sir…this paperwork is out of control and you haven't done any of it since I gave to you this morning…do you plan on doing any work this afternoon sir?" Riza asked as she backed away from his desk.
"Ummmm, let me get back to you on that?" Roy answered, laying his head back down on the desk. "Pain medication makes me sooooooooooo sleepy, Riza-chan." He said, eyes closed, his speech indicating just HOW not awake he was. Riza got the angry mark again.
"What am I going to do with you sir?" Riza asked as she pulled him up by his hair and slammed his head back into the desk which caused him to wake up in a pissed off mood, ready to punish Riza for act against him.
"LIEUTENANT! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Roy asked angrily as he sent the paperwork flying over the office, but as the cloud of paperwork settled, he noticed that the Lieutenant had already left the room.
Outside the raging volcano Colonel's office, Riza slid down the office door in the hallway and pondered what she had done and what had caused her to be so harsh to the Colonel. She sat out in the hall and pondered the consequences of her actions, but she was soon startled by the door opening to reveal the Colonel with the mark from the desk on his forehead.
"First Lieutenant Hawkeye, I would like to speak with you in my office. Now." He said, voice dangerously low and slow.
Lt. Hawkeye was hasty to come off the floor as she watched the Colonel walk back to his desk with a pained look on his face; all she could do was stand in mere shock and utter disbelief of her actions. She wanted to apologize, but the words wouldn't come out as the Colonel turned her and stared at her.
"So, Lieutenant, do you have anything to say for what you did?" Mustang asked as he felt around for a compress for his forehead.
"Sir..." Lt. Hawkeye started to say, but couldn't.
"Well?" Mustang asked with his anger level rising higher and higher.
"What I did was inexcusable and I apologize for my behavior," Lt. Hawkeye replied as she bent at the waist.
All of a sudden, her demeanor changed as she felt the Colonel behind her, with his hands around her waist as he brought her up close and spun around so that she was facing him. And with a lustful look in his eyes, he brought her closer and closer to his face as he whispered these words to her:
"Would you consider bearing me the honor of going on a date with me or bearing my children?" Colonel Mustang asked with full confidence in his voice.
Lt. Hawkeye turned a shade of red, as red as a turnip at the mere question and then preceded to slap him across the face at the comment, or more or less question of bearing him children.
"Let me think about the date part sir, but the children part of that question will have to wait...UNTIL HELL FREEZE OVER!" Lt. Hawkeye shouted as she kneed the Colonel in the stomach, leaving him on his knees as she stormed from the room and headed home.
As the Colonel slumped over, he thought of his faithful Lt. What a woman.
Back in the town of Kokoro no Kizu, Sakura studied Ed's face as she sat on her knees in front of the Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Well? Do you want to do this, Ed?" She asked as a black and white cat with purple eyes jumped into her lap. She began to pet it and it purred in content.
Ed was unsure about whether or not follow through with the creation of the stone, but as he saw the look of want and desire for the stone in Sakura's eyes, he couldn't help but say "yes" to the girl.
"Alright let's do this," Ed said as he closed the book. The cat on Sakura's lap started to purr louder and louder as it secretly thought, That's a good boy Fullmetal Pipsqueak, very good, the cat closed it's eyes and let the contentment of Sakura's touch caress his body.
Lieutenant Hawkeye had been at home most of the day, trying to blow off steam as she knocked things on to the floor that resembled the Colonel; Black Hayate tried everything to avoid his master's anger as Riza stormed around her dorm in a fit of rage. "How could that moron think that I would be willing to bear him children! We're not even dating, it's consider immoral among officers to date or let alone do what he asked me about!"
Black Hayate whimpered, hiding under the table as his master fumed when she heard glass cracking. She looked down to see the silver frame of a picture that had been on the coffee table next to the couch peeking out from under her boot. Taking her foot off of it, she bent down to pick it up, a pensive look on her face as she examined the photograph.
It had been taken about 10 years ago, when she and Sakura had gotten a double promotion for their good work in the military. Roy, then a 2nd Lt., was standing behind the two girls with his arms around them both, eyes turned lovingly in Riza's direction. Riza couldn't resist a smile as she remembered that then Sakura had taken the cake in her hands and shoved part of it into Roy's face. Everyone had laughed, Roy and herself included, and then Roy had proceeded to return the favor and had pushed some into Sakura's face. It had gone downhill from there as the party had turned into a food fight, for which the three of them had had to stay after and clean up. But it had been worth it. Riza sighed.
All the hate she had felt against the Colonel soon melted away as she picked up the broken pieces of glass off the floor and placed the picture back on the table. She later found Black Hayate after placing his food bowl on the floor; Colonel Mustang decided that he should return home and as he walked home, he soon found Lt. Hawkeye standing at his front door.
"Good evening Colonel," Lt. Hawkeye said, blushing with her hands behind her back.
"What are you doing here Lieutenant?" Mustang asked as he held his gut from the attack to his stomach.
"I…I came to apologize for my behavior this afternoon," Riza started to say as she came closer and closer to Roy.
"I know that Lieutenant, but that doesn't excuse your----"Roy started to say as Riza came closer and closer to him and then in a final moment kissed him on the lips. It was a long time before either of them spoke, simply enjoying the feel of each other's lips against their own.