Envy: Whoa, whoa, isn't this getting a little PG-13

Sakura: Get it through your head that you are still in trouble

Envy: Well excuse me for having a little more fun

Amanda: Get over yourselves and somebody please do the disclaimer!

Ed: Fine! No one has heard from me in a while: Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters, locations, and objects are not owned by either of the fan fiction authors. I'm so tired of having to say this stuff...

Envy: Then do a world a favor, shrink yourself smaller and vanish

Tomoyo: How could he...he's small enough already...he can't get any shorter...

Ed prepares to chase Tomoyo, but the moment closes as once again the authors step in to stop Ed with threats of being tied up and being roasted on a spit like a human shrimp. Note: No Shrimps were harmed in the making of this fanfic. Enjoy!

"Well, let me get changed, AGAIN, so we can go." Sakura said, leaving as she dragged Envy with her. When they got to her room, she turned to the homunculus. "Well, when you came into my room earlier, you had something to say. What was it?" She asked as she turned away and began looking for her improved military uniform and weapons. She went behind a screen to change into the bikini top and slit skirt, then slid it over to one corner and faced Envy, waiting for an answer.

"I…I…it's nothing," he said. Sakura looked like she didn't believe him, but shrugged. Envy watched as Sakura pulled on her cut off Military jacket, buttoned it up, holstered her pistol under jacket and pulled Envy along with her out of the room back to the room where Ed and the others were ready to leave for the train station that would take them to Central.

"Well, let's get out of this place and head back where we know everyone," Ed said as he headed out of the door ahead of the others.

The ride to Central was silent except for the occasional moments of insanity popping up from where the Elrics sat as Ed and Al tried to endure Tomoyo's stupidity and immaturity. Ed was inches away from strangling the young girl, but Al managed to keep him in line. The two brothers resorted to playing cards, but they didn't get too far into the game when Tomoyo finally pushed the "piss off Ed" button.

"THAT'S IT TOMOYO! NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE!" Ed shouted as he threw his cards in the air and started to chase Tomoyo up and down the aisles of the train.

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!" Tomoyo and Ed ran up and down the train aisles and Sakura's eyes twitched. She bared her teeth, growling, until she pulled out her gun and fired three shots into the ceiling, causing Ed and Tomoyo to stop dead in their tracks.

"Sit. Down." She ground out, and the two hurried to obey her.

"Hai, Sakura-sama." Tomoyo muttered, scurrying back into her seat. The rest of the train ride was silent, except for the occasional poking war breaking out between Ed and Tomoyo.

The poking started out as lightly, but the poking persisted as Ed's anger level started to rise again and Al was trying all he could to make sure Sakura didn't hear Ed and Tomoyo poking each other. But sadly, it was not Sakura who heard the noises being made from the back of the train, Envy decided to take it upon himself to break up the fighting.

"Ed, can I speak to you?" Envy asked as he yanked Ed up out of his seat, but just then, the train came to a halt.

The pressure of the train coming to it's destination caused both Envy and Ed to go flying into the ticket master as he came aboard to tell the passengers that the train had reached it's destination.

"That's it, the next time I go anywhere, I'm walking," Envy said as he picked himself up, but left the stunned ticket master and Ed on the floor. Sakura looked up as he said that.

"Oh, we're here. Come on Al, Tomoyo, Shrimp. Let's get to head quarters." She turned to Envy, "You may want to be…" She didn't get to finish as he became Lt. Thompson again, "You sure catch on quick." She said, smiling as she latched onto his arm.

The group made their way into headquarters, where, as usual, Colonel Roy Mustang was acting with dignity and a calm sort of reserve.

"DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PAPERWORK!" He shouted, tossing it out the window.

"Sir, what are you doing?" Lt. Hawkeye asked as she walked into the room with more paperwork and she placed it on his desk.

Mustang turned back to his desk as he put on his alchemy gloves as he prepared to torch the new paperwork, but when Lt. Hawkeye pulled out her pistol and pointed at the Colonel with the threat of pistol whipping him and making him sit down and do the work under the watchful gaze of Black Hayate.

"Fine Lieutenant," Mustang mumbled as he sat down at his desk and started to read over the paperwork and furiously sign the papers.

"That's a good Colonel," Lt. Hawkeye said as she went to her desk and opened up the latest romance novel all the while keeping an eye on the Colonel, "Black Hayate, keep an eye on the Colonel for mommy."

Black Hayate followed his owner's command as he went sat by the Colonel and watched the Colonel's every move, all the while the Colonel was cursing the Lieutenant for making him do paperwork on his day off.

"You wouldn't be doing paperwork on your day off if you had done it earlier, Sir." Lt. Hawkeye stated, not looking up from her novel.

"Roy." He responded, furiously signing papers, "Call me Roy, Riza. It is my day off after all." He shot a devilish smile her way as Havoc burst into the room.

"SIR! You have visitors!" He stated, "Sakura's one of them!"

"SEND HER IN RIGHT NOW! I HAVE A FEW WORDS TO EX-….wait a minute, there's more than 1?"

"Yes sir. Fullmetal and his brother are here as well as an unknown Lt. Col. And…" His eyes went sparkly, "and a really cute girl."

Mustang just stared with a look of utter annoyance as Havoc stared dreamily at the ceiling as Sakura walked in with the Elrics, Envy (or Lt. Thompson) soon followed her, but as Tomoyo walked in, her eyes locked with Havoc's and for an instant the two were lost in each others eyes.

"So Sakura, it seems you've come back, why the sudden visit?" Mustang asked as he got up from his desk as he purposefully knocked the paperwork on top of Black Hayate.

As Mustang walked towards Sakura, Black Hayate shook the papers off of him and angrily charged at the Colonel's recovering behind and took a chomp out of the Colonel's ass which caused Mustang to scream and curse. While running around the office with Black Hayate still attached firmly.

"GET OFF, GET OFF!" Mustang shouted as Lt. Hawkeye gave the command to release the Colonel.

"Let go Black Hayate," Lt. Hawkeye ordered as Black Hayate dutifully obeyed and walked over to his owner's side as Mustang fell on the floor in pain.

Sakura bent down to Black Hayate and petted him, "Good boy."

"Et tu, Sakura?" Roy mumbled, doubled over in pain. Sakura looked over to him.

"I know that you didn't respect my wishes, Roy-kun." She smiled over at him, "You made it seem like you stationed me in Kokoro no Kizu, didn't you?"

Roy stared at Sakura through the pained look in his eyes and he could tell that Sakura was upset about Roy not discharging her as she'd asked.

"Sakura, its just that I care too much about you and I wanted to know that you were okay…I care too much about you to not care," Roy said as the pain of the dog bite coursed through his body, "I'm sorry, but I must take my leave and attend to this wound on my behind."

The room fell silent except for the star crossed lovers, Havoc and Tomoyo as they talked consistently about different things and they laughed at each other's jokes and all eyes soon turned onto the two star crossed lovers.

"Uh, hi everybody," Havoc said as he noticed the leering eyes of everyone in the room. Sakura grinned.