Destany's Notes: Pretty much, these ideas come from us talking about instant star and our stories and then we start to make fun of the plot line and say "wouldn't it be amusing if this happened..." and thus the start of all kinds of insanity. Most of the ideas come from us talking in the car on the way to a. Taco Bell or b. The movie theatre. RB says we need to start recording our conversations and I tell her we don't need to document to the world our insanity. She feels there needs to be more people as amusing as we are in the world (heck, we amuse ourselves 90 of the time!) and I say we'd all be screwed if there were. How we're friends, I don't know...I guess opposites really do attract... Anyway, enough about the coming up with the insanity, I just thought it would be nice to have some back story on where and how we come up with our humor fic ideas. Enjoy Chapter 2!

Chapter 2

Jude and the gang left the studio as Kwest walked in. Kwest glanced at Tommy and balked at the sight of the blonde wig on his best friends head.

"Tommy?"

"It's been a long morning." Tommy said, taking the wig off his head and tossing it in a random direction.

"Where's Jude going?"

"I kicked them out." Kwest raised an eyebrow in question.

"Why?"

"It's been a long morning."

"Care to fill me in?" Kwest asked, sitting down next to Tommy and perking up in interest.

"It all started with Kat telling me she was pregnant"

"Whoa, back up." Kwest said, holding up a hand in warning.

"Kat's pregnant!"

"I don't think so…" Tommy said, frowning.

"I don't know, who knows with that girl."

"And you're…"

"No! Geeze Kwest, what kind of guy do you think I am?" Kwest went to open his mouth but Tommy cut him off. "Don't answer that."

"Hey, I'm not the one who wants to get it on with a minor." Tommy threw up his arms in a sign of exasperation.

"I do not"

"De-nial," Kwest said in a sing-song voice. Tommy just stared blankly at his best friend.

"Out!"

"You can't kick me out! You need me!"

"I don't need you now out!"

"Yes you do, I'm our sound tech."

"I can always replace you with the guy with the freakishly long hair…" (i.e. guy in the studio in Hey Sister, check out the caps!) Tommy said, smirking and grabbed Kwest by the collar of his shirt and pulled him towards the door.

"OK, OK, I'm going…geeze." Kwest said as Tommy shoved him out the door and closed it, and locked it, behind him. Tommy leaned against the door and sighed. It was going to be a long day.

Kwest turned away from the door and turned to face the couch that Jude, Speed, Kyle, Wally, Kat, and Jamie were all seated on. Jude was sitting on Speeds lap, Kat in Jamie's to make the group all fit on the same sofa.

"Well?"

"Someone's pissy this morning," Kwest grumbled and sat down on top of Wally, realized where he was and leaped off the couch.

"Sorry man." Kwest said and Wally waved nonchalantly.

"So, now what are we going to do?" Jude asked, feeling bored. Speed leaped up from the couch, spilling Jude on the floor.

"I got an idea!" He proclaimed. Everyone stared at each other. When Speed got an idea, it was never a good sign.