Chapter 3
The room fell into a dark silence. The moment was tense as they waited for the two words to spoken. Speed growled in anger as he heard the dreaded words:
"Go Fish!"
"Damn it!" he yelled, throwing down his cards and crossing his arms over his chest, "I'm not doing it!"
"That's the rules, Speed!" Kat cried, "If the person doesn't have your cards, you have to 'Go Fish', you have to strip. So, STRIP!" Speed pouted.
"It's not fair! All I have left is my boxers!"
"Mmm." Jude said dreamily, "But those are the rules. Off with your clothes!"
"Nope, Nope, Nope, Not doing it!" Speed protested, "And you can't make me."
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A few minutes later, Tommy found the group and looked at them in shock. Jude was wearing her bra and pants, Kwest wasn't wearing any pants, Jamie, Wally, and Kyle weren't wearing shirts, Kat was fully dressed, and Speed was only covered by his baseball hat. Tommy's eyes went wide.
"What. The. Fresh. Hell?"
"Strip Go Fish." Kat said cheekily, "Care to join us?"
"Uh…I'll pass."
"C'mon, man." Kwest insisted, "It's fun."
"Uh…no."
"Please?" Jude pouted and Tommy felt his resolve crumble. The man sighed and whipped off his jacket and t-shirt. Jude and Kat cheered and whistled. Tommy sat down and Jamie dealt him in.
"New boy starts!" Speed declared.
"Seeing as you have nothing left to lose…" Jude said with a wink,
"Good call!" So, as time went on, the game was drawing to a close. Kat was still winning, still fully clothed. Jude was in her bra and panties. Kwest, Wally, Kyle, Jamie, and Tommy were all down to their boxers. Speed, who had technically went out hours before, was cat-calling and making obscene offers to everyone. The next person who was naked would end the game. And, of course, Speed protested loudly.
"This isn't fair!" he cried, "The moment I was naked, the game should've stopped!"
"You're missing the point." Jude said casually, laying down a matching pair.
"Yeah." Kat added, laying down her pair, "Our goal was to get you naked, then make you sit there was long as we could…but now we're going to see who the next sucker is."
"How come whoever's next is only going to get naked for a minute and I've been naked for…three hours?"
"Because you're an idiot." Kwest said. Speed began to protest again and everyone ignored him the best they could. The last hand had been dealt and it was anybody's call to who would be the next loser. And the loser was Tommy.
"Whoo! Show us your goodies!" Kat cried as Tommy threw down his cards in disgust.
"Guys have goodies?" Wally mused out loud.
"Shut up!" Kat replied, good naturedly, "You get the point." Tommy sighed and raised his eyes to the ceiling. Merde! Jude giggled manically and everyone looked at her.
"Oh sorry…thinking dirty thoughts." She said with a smile as she fanned herself, "Come on, Frenchy, take it off!"
Will this day never end! Tommy wondered with a sigh. Speed cleared his throat and everyone glanced at him. He had found his pants and put them back on and his Scooby-Doo boxers were on the outside of his pants. Acting like nothing was out of the ordinary, he spoke up.
"Seeing as I'm not one to get my jollies from seeing Quincy's wang, I have a better idea."
"No!" Jude said adamantly, "Seeing Quincy wang is a good thing."
"Stop talking about my wang!" Tommy cried, "I'm still right here!"
"No, I agree with Speed." Jamie said looking over at his friend, "What's your idea?" Speed smiled evilly and Jamie began to think twice about agreeing with him…
