Chapter 6

Jude and Tommy were finally alone. Together. In the dark dark studio. The mood was set, and getting kinda hot when the doors opened. Tommy growled in annoyance as they looked up at Patsy and Mason who had just entered.

"Hey guys!" Mason greeted cheerfully. Tommy growled in response.

"That's kinda sex-ie." Patsy said, eying Tommy cheekily. "I might be getting turned on." She stated and Jude glared at the other woman.

"What's shaking milkshake?" She asked, watching Tommy and Jude get a confused look.

"Nothing." Jude said, pouting in disappointment.

"Hu." Patsy said, not looking convinced. "We know something could get your engine flowing!" She said, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Jude and Tommy glanced at Mason who was nodding enthusiastically.

"You gatta see this Jommy!" He said.

"Jommy!" Tommy and Jude yelled simultaneously.

"Apparently you don't read Fanfiction…" Mason muttered, walking out of the studio.

"OF the smutty kind." Patsy added approvingly.

"Hu?" Tommy and Jude both asked, completely confused.

"Oh come on…you guys seriously haven't heard of message boards!" Patsy said, looking exasperated. Tommy and Jude continued to look confused. Patsy sighed in defeat. "Come on! Let me introduce you to the addition that is the Dirty Little Secret." Patsy practically pranced out of the room and Tommy and Jude shared a worried look before shrugging and following the goth girl to the computers.

Mason was already logged in and cheering and fanning himself with his cowboy hat. Jude and Tommy looked disturbed, but they couldn't help but look at the computer screen in morbid fascination. On the screen was an NC-17 Rated fanfiction about the two of them together.

Jude stared at the words in wonder and fascination. Tommy looked mildly disturbed yet a bit interested. Jude shoved Mason out of the chair and continued reading as Tommy looked at Patsy, his face pale.

"What the hell is that!" He asked, his voice sounding strained.

"Welcome to Fanfiction." Mason said from his seat on the floor. "Jommy is hot!" He added. A moment later, Jude nodded in agreement.

"Damn, this is hot!" She said, her eyes never leaving the screen. She looked away for a moment and stared into Tommy's eyes. "We should go to Vegas." She said, matter-of-factly. Tommy looked slightly horrified yet intrigued at the thought. Before anymore else could be said, the doors to the studio burst open and Speed, Kyle, Wally, and three petite women walked in with them that were unknown to the rest of the group. The group walked over, trying to see what they were up to.

"Hey! That's my story!" The curly haired brunette said, looking proud. Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing to look at the 5 foot girl.

"What?" She asked, looking all too innocent for her writings.

"Do you have more?" Jude asked, looking hopeful.

"I practically have a whole forum of it…" She said, taking the mouse from Jude and directing her to the stories. Jude continued to read in interest, every once in a while squeaking, giggling, and fanning herself.

"Who are you guys?" Mason asked.

"We are…" The straight haired brunette said, pausing for dramatic effect. "Death!" She said, before laughing. Wally smiled at her.

"I love you."

"You better." She said, glaring at him.

"Again…who are you?"

"Again, Death." The smut writer added, looking serious.

"Ignore them. I'm Melissa, this is Destany and this is Hope, we were forced to pick up our loser boyfriends from the mall."

"HEY!" SME protested. Tommy, who had began reading over Jude's shoulder, turned and looked at Hope (RB).

"How old are you?" He asked. Hope smirked proudly.

"19." She answered. "But old for my age." She said, singing from Rent. Speed walked up behind his girlfriend and clamped his hands over her mouth. Hope looked annoyed.

"Stop it, please. You're killing us." Speed said, his tone loving but amused.

"Take this." Came Hope's muffled voice and did something no one could see but it seemed to gross out Speed enough to make him leap from the girl.

"Grow up." Destany said, rolling her eyes. Hope looked sadly over at her boyfriend.

"I thought you liked that?"

"Not now!" Speed scolded.

"Stop! Stop! Too much information!" Destany yelled.

"Oh please…like you don't already know." Hope stated, rolling her eyes. Mason, from his spot on the floor.

"I like you guys."

"Hey, where's Melissa and Kyle go?" Patsy asked, looking around the room. Everyone looked up (except Jude) to see where they had gone off to.

"Apparently, we don't want to know." Destany added, and clamped her hands together and grinned.

"So…what's up?"

"I just introduced Jude to smut fanfics." Mason said, looking proud. Destany and Hope gave him a thumbs up.

"Good Job! You get a cookie later." They said in unison.

"With M & Ms!" Mason said/exclaimed in happiness.

"Why not." Destany said, and Mason looked elated. Destany shrugged and Hope went over to read what Jude was currently reading.

"Oh, that's a good one." Hope said, grinning. "You know that song by Nickleback?" She asked.

"Oh! I love that fic!" Destany said, looking excited. Jude turned around.

"Is it good?" She asked.

"Mmmm-hhhhmmm. Let's just say it involves Tommy, the hummer, and lots and lots of Smut on your part." Jude looked happy and Tommy paled.

"Oh no! DO you know how hard that stuff is to clean up!" He exclaimed, wondering if this day could get any worst. And of course, it can, and it's going to.

Authors laugh in unison. If you guys couldn't figure out: Destany is Me, Hope is RB