Plot Bunnies
Chapter 7
Sometime…Later…

"…making me feel frisky…" Jude's voice was uber dramatic as she read off of the computer screen,

"Oohh Quincy, I had no idea!"

"Jude…not everything you read is true…" Jude's eyes flicked downward and she smirked. "Right Quincy." She replied, "Keep telling yourself that…"

"I AM THE THING FROM URANUS!" Spiedermen ran into the room, yelling.

"Well, aren't you special?" Tommy drawled.

"Whad up, bitches?" He asked, collapsing in a chair beside them.

"I am not your bitch." Jude and Tommy said in unison.

"You keep telling yourself that." Speed replied, taking a page from their book.

"Speed!" Hope yelled as she entered the room, "Are you cheating on me!"

"Never, schnookums!" Speed cried dramatically, jumping up from his chair and into her arms, "I Lobe You, so, so dearly!" Tommy and Jude exchanged frightened looks. Speed's declaration wasn't what was scaring them, it was the fact that Hope could hold him in her arms. Hope sighed and carried him out of the room.

"Yikes." Jude said, shaking her head.

"Tell me about it!" Then the rest of the idiot brigade barraged in.

Tommy and Jude found themselves wishing they had left the room a while ago and locked themselves in his office. The door flew open and hit Wally in the face. Destany looked panicked.

"SHIT! I DID IT AGAIN!" she crouched down beside her boyfriend and touched his cheek gently,

"Are you okay?"

"I'd be better with some ice…" Destany grinned wickedly.

"Don't worry, nurse Destany will help you." Then she carried Wally out of the room.

"What's with all the girl's and the uber upper body strength?" Jude wondered.

"It's Destany's steroid drops." Melissa replied, her hand entangled with Kyle's, "No worries. To date SME, you must have enough strength to carry you men!" A loud, horrified scream had everyone on their feet and running to the common area.

Destany, Hope, Wally, and Speed were open-mouthed gaping at Darius, who was walking through G Major, the blond wig on his head, lipstick smeared from his lips. In 2.5 second, Destany burst out laughing and turned to Hope, punching her in the arm.

"I so told you!" she cried,

"Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."

"Everyone to the bathroom!" Speed yelled.

"Don't you mean the batcave?" Jamie asked.

"No, I mean the bathroom!" Speed cried, running, "Group VOMIT!"