Roy: Riza...is that you? dreamily asks
Lust: No, let's just say the past has caught up to you...
Roy: You again...oh man, not another heartbroken date...
Lust: I'm not that kind of woman
Amanda: SOMEONE STOP HER! Oh, here, here's the disclaimer Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters, locations, and objects are not owned by either of the fan fiction authors. rushes to help Roy
Erin: And you had a problem with me being in love with Envy...Enjoy Folks...
Roy was blissfully unaware of the pain in his neck, the pain medications that his nurse had given him had knocked him for a loop as he lay in his bed with a big grin pinned on his face. The nurse came in to check on him around midnight, but it wasn't the Nurse that had been attending to him throughout the afternoon; something was different about this Nurse; Roy stirred in his sleep as he heard the soft footsteps of a Nurse walking to his bedside.
"Good evening Colonel Mustang, I hope you are feeling better this evening," the Nurse said with a sullen tone dripping with evil as she neared his bed.
"I've had better...but, where is the Nurse I've had before?" Roy asked puzzled as he rolled over on his side and his eyes started to flutter open.
"She went home for the evening, I'm your "new" Nurse from now on," said the Nurse as her nails extended out beyond normal.
"No, something is wrong," Roy said slowly and drowsy; the medication had not only caused him to become drowsy, but it was making his head spin and, spin and blur his vision.
"It's all in YOUR HEAD!" Lust said as she shed the Nurse's uniform and took a stab at Roy's bed.
Roy managed to roll to the other side of the bed and in doing so; he rolled off the bed and on to the floor where the fight continued as he blurry eyed scrambled around the floor as he tried to walk up right and straight. The medication was causing him to become wobbly as he felt along the wall for his uniform, but it was no use as Lust charged at him again. She missed again as Roy stumbled over the chair that had his uniformed draped over and he went tumbling over the chair and towards the door as Lust kept on the chase.
"What did I do to deserve becoming her target?" Roy said as he wobbled down the hall in hopes of finding help.
"You won't get far Colonel Matchstick," Lust said as she made her way out into the hall.
The hallway was quiet as Riza walked in reach of Roy's room. It was actually…too quiet. She heard a crashing sound coming from the room ahead and, pulling out her gun, she raced towards the sound. Upon seeing Roy under attack from one of the Hommunculi from earlier, she opened fire.
"You dare try to hurt Roy? Die, evil anti-pincusion!"
Lust stared at Riza as one of her long nails struck Roy in the back of his right shoulder, pinning the Colonel to the wall. "I'm sorry, but did you have feelings for this pathetic creature," Lust said as she dug her nail deeper into Roy's shoulder. Riza couldn't stand to see Roy in pain as he she fired off a few shots at the female Homunculi, but they didn't phase Lust. "Isn't bad enough for a girl to die once?" Lust asked sarcastically as she prepared to turn her nails on Riza. Roy stood by and watched as Lust drew her nails out on her other hand and prepared to attack Riza.
"LEAVE HER ALONE YOU MONSTER!" Roy said as he pulled himself away from the wall, all the while he managed to rip the nail off of Lust's finger.
"You'll pay for that you bastard," Lust said as she disappeared from the hospital.
Roy stumbled to Riza, wrapping his arms around her.
"That thing didn't hurt you, did it?" He asked, concern and love filling his voice. She shook her head and he pulled her into him, "Thank God you're all right."
Riza was unaware of this new sense of passion from Roy as she felt his rough hands stroking his fingers through her hair, but she felt strangely, not the way she did when she was usually repulsed by his touch; now she was happy to have him in her arms as she continued to embrace him. The blood that seeped through Roy's hospital gown from the wound on his shoulder started to seep onto Riza's black, short sleeved top. "Sir, you're bleeding," Riza said as she pushed him away.
"It's nothing to compare to what I've been through, from Hell and back," Roy said as he brushed at the blood on his gown. Roy didn't want to admit it, but the mere sight made him woozy and made him want to faint and so he did as she fell to the floor with blood on his fingertips.
"Oh sir," Riza said as she knelt down to help him up. She managed to get him into the bed, then, with a devious smile on her lips, she slipped in next to him. She rester her had upon his shoulder, and lay one hand upon his chest, falling asleep next to him.
The next morning Sakura woke up when she felt someond tapping her foot with their boot. She turned over, snuggling her head into Envy's chest, which irked the very awake and impatient Ishbalan who was trying to get her attention.
"Did you sleep well miss?" Scar asked as he knelt down to her level as she looked on in shock as Scar looked at the others in the room.
"We can't be in here, if Edward finds out you're back in here...Hell will break loose again," Sakura whispered as she watched Envy still sleeping soundly, "Meet me outside in five minutes." Sakura said as she watched the others still sleeping.
However, when she tried to get up, the homuculus she was sleeping with tightened his grip so that she could get up. After unsuccessfully trying to get out, she used an incredibly devious tactic.
"Envy, I have to use the bathroom."
"Fine...don't fall in," Envy said as he didn't even acknowledge Sakura as he closed his eyes once more.
"I'll sneak out the bathroom window and meet you in the back alley in five minutes," Sakura said as she whispered these words to Scar; it would have worked if Ed hadn't started sleep walking and bumped into Scar as Scar got up off his knees.
"Who...what...YOU AGAIN!" Ed shouted as he prepared for battle, but at that moment, the Night Nurse from last night came in like a storm cloud.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU SHORT ONE? IT'S OFF TO THE HOT BATH FOR YOU!" the Nurse said as she dragged a kicking and screaming Ed by his ponytail from the room.
"You have the strangest friends," Scar said as he just stared in disbelief at what happened.
"Your choice of enemies is no different," Sakura remarked. Scar shrugged and walked away as Sakura went off to the bathroom. After struggling out, she met Scar, unaware that when she had fallen out of the window and into the trash bin, some of it had tagged along.