Envy: You could be asked to do the disclaimer mumbles in his sleep
Sakura: Oh, you heard that?
Envy: Sleeping, i talk in my sleep
Sakura: Good
Amanda: I'll do the disclaimer to keep the peace Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters, locations, and objects are not owned by either of the fan fiction authors.
Erin: Sorry about the insanity folks...
Envy couldn't figure out why Sakura's hair smelled of old banana peels and garbage from the day before, but he didn't bother to ask Sakura as he pulled her in closer to him as he drifted off to into a nap.
Riza had spent the night with Roy in his room, and in his bed; she had been sleeping his hospital bed since the events the night before, but as the morning sun dawned on Roy's face as it steamed through the room's window. Roy opened his eyes as the dawn's rays shone down on his face, he would have brushed it off it hadn't been for the lump he felt in his bed as he rolled over to see Riza in his bed.
"Hey, I finally managed to get you to bed," Roy thought to himself as he brushed a stray hair from her face.
The moment would have been perfect if the Nurse that was attending to Roy hadn't walked in at that moment and made the next comment towards Riza as Riza slowly stirred at the rough handed touch of Roy.
"Seems that there is one way to tame the crazy wife," the Nurse said as she stood in the hallway and watched Roy pop his head up and remove his hand from Riza's face.
The two officers stared at each other and for an instant, reality set in, Roy watched as Riza's eyes widened and prepared to scream and Riza do the same thing. It was enough to wake the dead with their combined screaming that could be heard to the place of torture for Ed, the Family Room where the others were sleeping, all the way to the apartment where Scar was hiding out.
"It's not what you think!" Roy and Riza screamed at each other as they pointed fingers at each other.
Roy went tumbling out of bed and onto his head as Riza gathered the bed sheets around her chest area, because she had gotten some of Roy's blood on her shirt after last night's little fight with Lust. She was only sleeping her bra and her uniform pants and boots. Riza was turning as red as a fire truck as she turned to face the Nurse, but the Nurse soon came to the conclusion that they weren't married, possibly dating each other.
"Don't worry, I can tell that you two aren't married," the Nurse said as she walked into the room.
"You do?" Roy said as he popped up from the floor like a jack-in-the-box.
"Yes, you two possibly couldn't be married, you two must be dating to be able to fight like you do," the Nurse said as she winked at Riza.
Riza didn't understand as she gathered the sheet tighter around her. "Don't worry, you can wear this scrub top to cover up," the Nurse said as she tossed Riza a cover as she left the room.
Riza turned away from Roy as she pulled the top on over her head.
"Damn, and it started out so perfect too…" Roy mumbled as he got back into bed. Riza didn't say anything, but watched him drift back to sleep.
In the Family Room, everyone was sitting up, wide-awake in their beds.
"DAMMIT! And it was such a good dream too!" Sakura ranted, falling back onto the pillow and pulling the blanket up over her head, to try and regain the dream.
Envy couldn't sleep anymore as he got up and stretched, leaving Sakura in the room, but as he rounded the corner of the hall; he came upon a dripping wet shrimp, it seemed Ed had caused quite a stir during his punishment, not only was he dripping wet, but he was sporting some bruises, thanks to the Nurse. "Enjoy your bath Shrimp?" Envy asked sarcastically as Ed glared at him evilly.
"DON'T...SAY...A...WORD!"
"Ah, but I didn't know that Flea-and-paramicium-sized-super-shrimp could swim! You've answered my question for me."
Ed had had with the short jokes and was about to attack the green-haired Homunculi when he looked back and saw the muscular nurse he had just come through Hell and back with, especially that last part. Ed knew what awaited him if he screwed up again; he lowered his balled fist and walk back to the family room, defeated, but under his breath he mumbled.
"I'll get you when you aren't looking and when she's not looking."
Envy took the threat lightly as he walked the halls to catch some fresh air, but as he rounded yet another corner, he spotted small drops of blood against the wall and along the wall. The small area was marked off, but Envy couldn't tell why, but as he bent down to look at something, he noticed what looked like one of Lust's nails and then it hit him; Lust must have come looking Roy or Sakura last night! This hospital was no longer safe for anyone, especially Roy and Sakura.
Envy turned on his heels and walked straight into the Family Room, hoisting the still-trying-to-regain-that-dream Sakura over one shoulder before going to the Colnel's room.
"We're moving out." He told Riza curtly, "It's not safe here anymore. Lust and the others know where we are. It's best if we move out. Now."
"I don't understand Envy, what's going on?" Riza asked as she helped the Colonel out of bed onto his feet.
"It seems the flaming matchstick here, his fight with Lust has left; how can I say it, a lasting impression upon a wall in the hallway. That could lead to questions concerning how the Colonel got hurt and everything else," Envy said as he felt Sakura shifting around on his shoulder.
"Five more minutes mom," Sakura mumbled as she fell asleep again.
"In any event, we should get the hell out of here BEFORE that happens so that we won't be tracked, especially not by Pr…the Fuher." Envy corrected himself, repostioning Sakura so that she was in his arms.
Roy caught what Envy attempted to say, but he knew that it wasn't the time for questions as he struggled to get into his uniform jacket and then the real fun was to begin, sneaking past the Nurse's Station to the Family Room without alerting anyone. It was not be an easy task, but they would have to do it. Envy raced back to the Family Room to wake up the others while he left Riza and Roy to get out of the room and find them outside the hospital...if they didn't get caught.
"Well, here goes nothing, Lt. Hawkeye," Roy said, flashing a dazzling smile her way as they prepared to sneak away.
Roy didn't feel all the confident as he lay on Riza's back as she pulled a sort of Mission Impossible escape from the Hospital, luckily for them, they were giving free entertainment to the other hospital patients. Once outside, Riza looked up into the faces of her embarrassed friends. "Someone needs to lay off the extra combat training," Havoc remarked as he lit a cigarrette, but was soon by Tomoyo as she smacked it out his mouth.
"This is a non-smoking area, stupid!" Tomoyo said as she stormed off with a more then apologetic Havoc in tow.
Sakura, who had woken on the way out of the hospital, gave the two a wide-eyed expression from the cradle of Envy's arms. "You'd almost think they were married." She commented, much to Havoc and Tomoyo's embarrassment.
Havoc and Tomoyo stopped during their argument and soon turned on Sakura, who proceeded to sink down into Envy's arms as she tried to avoid their glares, but their glares soon turned to looks of joy. "THANKS FOR THE OPINION SAKURA...WE SHOULD GET MARRIED!" they said simutaneously. Everyone was stunned silent as the mere image of their jaws dropping to the floor like cartoon characters.
"You…are…kidding…me……" Sakura said, blue faced, "You've only met…yesterday…"
There was no way to change their minds, their minds were made up and it had been love since they first laid eyes on each other. "Um, could we discuss this somewhere else...more private," Roy asked as he shuffled around on Riza's back. The friends were all in agreement that it was the best move, but unbeknownst to anyone, a small child with long dark hair watched in evil fascination.
An older woman walked behind the child, smiling deviously.
"Are you ready to put the plan into action, Wrath?"
"I've been ready my entire life," Wrath said as an evil grin crossed his face. Sloth watched in fascination as the young boy was becoming more and more like a "real" Homunculi, but there still remained some essence of human in him.
"I only hope father knows what he is doing, sending in this child to do an adult's job," Sloth said mentally as she watched Wrath eying the friends as they ran for Sakura's apartment in Central.