Omake: But I made it with so much love!
by Arakiisjogenius
"Uta, please stop!" Izuku pleaded as Uta managed to defy all their expectations and wrap her arm around Harumeg's throat. Wadlow, Bardeen, and their newest crewmate, a Lunarian who they had liberated from the island he had destroyed, all stared as the 169cm, 54 kg idol tried to force a purple goo in the 253 cm tall teenager's mouth. Harumeg flailed wildly, unwilling to ask for help as that would allow Uta to place the spoon in her mouth.
"Does... Does this happen often?" The lunarian, who still hadn't given his name, asked in shock.
"No, this is a first."
"Can't the tall one just pry off the short one?"
Wadlow answered this time, "Yeah, but she doesn't want to hurt her."
Izuku tried desperately to restrain Uta with Black Whip.
"It looks like the short one wants to hurt the tall one."
"Uta, stop!"
"But I put so much love into this!"
Mero the mermaid spoke up, "It looks like you put all your hate into it!" Which earned giggles from Ishily and the other mermaids.
Their nurse, a woman with black hair in ponytails and glasses named Emily, ran over, "I have the sedative! I can't believe I left the Whitebeards for this."
Rebecca stared as Emily injected Uta and she and Izuku eased her to the ground. Harumeg kicked the plate away into the horizon.
"I thought Uta and Harumeg were trying to date each other?"
"They are," Reiju explained. "Uta is just really bad at confessing her emotions."
A distant Sea King vomited and died.
"Oh."
Bardeen stared out into the distance, "How did she even make that?"
"Well, I tried to supervise her, realized I couldn't stop her, and then decided to just see how this went."
"You know, Oden's harem worked out so much better."